Hawkwing Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...the Thunderharp was formed. However, due to time travel shenanigans, El Presidentes perception and apparent control over time, the butterfly effect, and some guy named Albert, they forged an actual harp made out of thunder. The blacksmith of the instrument was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...the Greek god Hephaestus, who intended to give it to Apollo to restore his godhood, which was taken away from him by Zeus. However, the courier (Hermes), on his way to Apollo, was intercepted and shot in the head by... (Thanks for reviving this thread, @Hawkwing.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...Hawkeye (the Beserker from FE7) who after watching one too many Marvel movie forgot that he wasn't a warrior and that he was meant to be axe-locked. This resulted in his daughter taking up the bow, but we know the rest of that. In vengeance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...Luke Castellan, the son of Hermes, got into a fight with Igrene, but they were stopped by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...the realization that the now dead Hermes was in fact Zola in disguise. Hawkeye had not told anyone because it would have taken too much dialogue for a character that is known to be a man of few words. With this revelation, the trio set out to discover where Zola had secreted away the real Hermes, in the knowledge that he was no longer answering. Meanwhile, Leo was angered that someone else had killed Zola and plotted to right this wrong by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Making tomato soup. Which, in appeasing inner feelings of rage for being one-upped is about as effective as flossing your teeth with copper wire. Nevertheless, he sat down to a hot bowl of the stuff with two slices of day-old bread. "Damn the baker for calling in sick," he muttered. His reverie was interrupted by footfalls that increased pressure on the floor lined with bubble wrap. "Who could it be, at this time of...what time is it again?" He paused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...to look at his watch. It proved a fatal mistake, as when he looked back up, he was sucker-punched by an unknown assailant. When Leo finally woke up from the attack... 17 hours ago, Purple Mage said: (Thanks for reviving this thread, @Hawkwing.) No problem. This thread needs some refueling and a good kick every now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...all of his precious tomatoes were missing! To look for them, he enlisted the aid of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...Lanky Kong, because the kongs are known experts at fruit retrieval missions, but none of the other kongs were returning Leo's phone calls at this point. Lanky's innate ability to track stolen fruit took them to King K. Rool, who was particularly confused by this infraction into his territory as he was too busy trying to get into the Super Smash Bros series to even bother stealing bananas, let alone branching out. With that lead dead in the water, Lanky's "expert" detective skills suggested the tomatoes must be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...with Takumi, who loved Hawaiian pizza. Turns out, he did have the tomatoes, and so Leo, Lanky Kong, and Takumi shared the pizza made using Leo's tomatoes and Takumi's pineapples. However, their pizza party was interrupted by... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who were sad because they weren't invited. Seeing the ninjas gave Leo PTSD flashbacks, which... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...sent him into a panic. "Ugh. Deja Fu*," he said to himself, and readied Brynhildr, which glowed ominously. As he was about to lay waste on one ninja who manages an attempt to pounce, his concentration was broken by the oddest of things... ---------------------- * - the feeling that you have already been kicked in the head before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ...a bee, which reminded him of The Bee Movie, which made him go berserk. Needless to say, the commotion that followed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ... a series of seemingly unrelated events caused a butterfly effect causing some space pirates to lose their cargo of Metroids in the Lylat System. The Greil Mercenaries were hired to fix this, as Starfox and Starwolf were engaged in a game of poker for no apparent reason. Splitting up to maximize efficiency, Ike took Corneria, Oscar set out for Fichina, Boyd targeted Fortuna, Mia headed for Sauria, Shinon was tasked with Zoness, Gatrie was given the job of cleaning up Macbeth, Soren was sent to Kew, Rolf visited Katina, and Titania was given the obvious target of her namesake. Rhys and Mist were put on reserve (read as healers they weren't expected to achieve much). In their boredom the pair of healers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ...opened up a free clinic for the injured. However, the healing magic was only compatible with human, manakete, laguz, taguel, wolfskin, and kitsune species. This led to the furry inhabitants of the Lylat System... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ...believing that they were a "player-only" asset to the Lylat system, and thus useless to them. Sadly used to this, they went on their way, leaving Rhys and Mist with few patients. Meanwhile, the Metroid hunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 ...was a huge success. The Greil Mercenaries were paid in literally every known Nintendo currency, and even a few others. Coins, Rupees, PokéDollars, FE Gold, Advance Wars Credits, Cyrodiilic Imperial Currency, Nuka Cola Bottlecaps, Final Fantasy Gil, and much, much more. They decided to spend this newly acquired wealth on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 (edited) ...a casino located somewhere in Gallia. They were greeted at the door by a Laguz receptionist, who had an avuncular grin (at least, it looked to Ike as avuncular. Soren is naturally doubtful of such acts of diplomacy by definition, Titania returned the grin, and Mia, well, Mia wandered off already on her own). "Welcome," the Laguz receptionist brimmed. "Can I interest you in our wide selection of games of chance? We have all sorts of games here, from Crimean craps, to Serenes slot machines, to Daein high-stakes pinball. You will find a most joyous time in our halls, and may the winds of fortune blow your way!" "...Or else you will be blown away yourself," Soren thought to himself. "Ike, do you really think this is necessary? You got me. Like I know anything about crap," he bemoaned, as Ike was about to make his way to the crap table. Ike paused to think... Edited June 22, 2018 by Karimlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 ... "I don't even know the rules. Seriously why am I doing this?" However, shortly into the night, he'd rolled a string of naturals so great that the casino's leg-breakers, a pair of those beserkers you fight every game, showed up. The Beserkers, named strangely enough Peach and Zelda (despite an absolute lack of resemblance to either princess) proceeded to attack, failing to take into account weapon triangle advantage or the fact that Ike had the rest of the Greil Mercenaries as back-up. The Casino was wrecked pretty badly in the incident. This resulted in charges being pressed by the casino's owner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 ...Joshua, King of Jehanna. However, he had help from Gerik's Mercenaries, Saleh, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 King Midas, who helped pay for the damages by turning cardboard circles into gold currency of fireemblemworld, this however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...ruined the economy. However, Anna set out on a quest to fix this, alongside Merlinus, the Armory guy, the Vendor woman, the Arena fightmonger, and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Wario, who after spending so many years getting money by selling microgames, raiding tombs, robbing pirates, and visiting worlds inside TVs and music boxes was not going to let inflation render him a pauper. The first step towards fixing the economy was to set out to see the great sage Arkedemis (OC for this thread, do whatever), who... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 ...gave Wario a ton of books on macroeconomics. He looked at the stack of books that was five times his height and said, "Do I have to read all of THIS, to not be poor? You have to be a kidney!" Arkedemis said, brow furrowing, "What?" Wario snorted and said, "You have to be a kidding me." Arkedemis smiled sagely, as is expected of him by definition, and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 “Boi you better read those books or im a beat yo ass so hard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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