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allow me to introduce you all to the letter: a

here are some facts about a

  • it is the first letter of the alphabet
  • it is cute
  • it is versatile
  • it is part of a balanced lingual breakfast (more nutritional information on the back)
  • some words begin with two of this letter instead of one

obviously, is really fun, but it should be used responsibly! here are some do's and don'ts regarding the letter a:

Do

  • use it liberally
  • bold it for emphasis
  • use it in your favorite online chatroom
  • use it in place of bad words like "heck", "abregardless", "pucci", and "high LCK growth"
  • keep it in a cool, dry container

Don't

  • use its name in vain
  • use it while under the influence of drugs (ecstasy, marijuana, gacha) or alcohol
  • call it mean names
  • allow children to use it without supervision
  • ship it with the other Vowels
  • tell it that it that it has no mouth

 

I hope you all found this information useful and continue to enjoy a

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J is great because different languages can't agree on how it's pronounced.

English: soft G

German: Y

Spanish: H

French: Zh

 

maybe others I'm unaware of

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1 hour ago, unique said:

will you do this for every letter, will you teach us about b next

HMMMM that's a big undertaking!

 

11 hours ago, KongDude said:

a, you have no mouth

cool it, pal!

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O is the superior letter. He's always in shock and hes very cute.

And everyone knows he has a mouth. 

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