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Good to know an ethically challenged merchant has the same face as me.

WWYDI your DNA test tells you you are 1% Martian?

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Ape around, cause now I got an excuse for it.

WWYDI your DNA test told you you are 100% animal and 100% human at the same time?

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Humans are animals, technically.

 

WWYDI you got summoned to embla to help the war against askr?

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Make Thrasir my waifu, and expand Embla to all worlds and realms to build my harem.

WWYDI every time you sing you put people to sleep like Jigglypuff?

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If it also works on myself, then restrict singing to when I want to sleep.

WWYDI your grandma was pregnant?

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I mean, it'd probably kill her because she's way to old to survive childbirth. I'd be really sad.

 

WWYDI you and your best friend were competing on a competition to see who would marry your favourite fe character? (The character marries the winner.)

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I guess I will make my cat my best friend then, so I am sure to win.

WWYDI you can spawn and control slimes?

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Show off my new ability to the world and become a bizzaro attraction for everyone to see.  And sell some of the slimes as pets since they're so squishy that anyone would love them.

WWYDI the only substance that gave you the ability to wake up in the morning was dish detergent?

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Sleep eternally.

WWYDI you overheard someone plotting to commit "unparalleled evil" only to follow it up with "not flushing after using the bathroom"?

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I'm gonna use it at some point anyway.  So just be the better bathroom user.

WWYDI all of your shoes and socks became sentient and decided to leave you and you couldn't buy any new ones since there is a big debate about the ethics of treating them as sentient beings?

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Not wear socks.

WWYDI you became Iron Man?

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Depends on which version.  Marvel has like several hundred iterations of the character.

WWYDI someone offered you $5 for every lugi you spat into a spit bucket and you won't be able to return to it so you could rehydrate yourself first?

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Earn some money until I cannot earn anymore.

WWYDI you got a T-rex as a pet?

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Get eaten! My thighs probably have nice marbling.

 

WWYDI you saw link running down the street while being persued by hundreds of cuccos? 

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Ask Rhea to barbecue them. We are having a feast tonight!

WWYDI you found out you can imitate your favorite celebrities' voice?

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Make millions as a voice actor.

WWYDI Link came in your house and broke all your food containers and left?

 

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Play the skyloft theme 24/7 in my house.

Fun fact: In the Wind Waker HD remake, there's a NPC  who makes you give her 5 rupees if you break the pot she's holding, but you can actually break it but not pay by not talking to said NPC! Link is such nice guy.

WWYDI you had a loftwing?

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Fly a lot.

WWYDI your forgotten childhood sweetheart showed up one day and demanded you fulfill your promise of marriage?

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Be completely taken aback by the fact she actually remembered me.  The closest thing I've had to a childhood sweetheart was a girl I knew in Kindergarten and I had a one-sided crush on while she wanted nothing to do with me.  Then probably oblige anyway.

WWYDI you woke up with a calendar for 1986 permanently etched onto your stomach?

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Probably ignore it, although I'd be concerened over how it got there

 

WWYDI  the dawn brigade showed up at your house because they thought you were daein citizens trapped by Begnion?

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Wonder how on Earth they got into our world, then let them in because it seems like it would be a fun conversation!

WWYDI you wound up in the Officers Academy as a Golden Deer student?

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Chill with Claude and probably make Hilda jealous/compete for Claude's affections. Oof.

WWYDI you were assigned to help Cyril clean the library?

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I'm basically like Cyril when I work so the job would probably just get done twice as fast and not much else.

WWYDI someone offered to sell you the ownership of the Care Bears franchise for just $5?

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Take it, add several hundred new Care Bears, then sell the ownership away to some kid.

WWYDI if one day there were exactly three Furbies in every room of your home?

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