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1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart


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191. Play irl Zelda! Bring a replica master sword and smash all the containers yelling "Hyahhh!"

192. Depants people. Point and laugh at their choice of underwear.

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3 hours ago, Miracle-Flora said:

195. Go to the intercom and start making sex noises.

Somebody kinda did that at a Target! They played porn over the intercom.

196. Play IRL Spyro! Hoard the jewelry and try to glide off the tops of the shelves.

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200. Eat one of the bananas in the produce section and carelessly toss it onto the ground.

201. Take some beer from the section of alcoholic beverages and take it it into the loo and sing this song while partying in said place:

 

 

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9 hours ago, Miracle-Flora said:

202: Play IRL Zelda and smash all of the jugs with your sword.

Repeat!

On 2/28/2018 at 5:21 AM, Dragoncat said:

191. Play irl Zelda! Bring a replica master sword and smash all the containers yelling "Hyahhh!"

But who cares.

203: Rather than eating the bananas, stuff them in your pants and walk around winking at people.

204: Just walk around the store naked.

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3 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

207. Go around with a replica monado asking people if they have see a metal faced Mechon, and upon reaching any machine, charge at it.

Shulk's drunk again. Or at least very lost and confused.

3 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

208. Go around telling kids santas not real 

211. After telling kids Santa's not real, also tell them the Easter Bunny isn't real, but the Tooth Fairy is and she's actually a tooth witch and she will take teeth that haven't fallen out yet from kids who look like them in the middle of the night, example, a little girl wearing a My Little Pony shirt. Record their reactions and stick them on youtube.

212. Also record the parents' reactions and stick them on youtube.

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3 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Shulk's drunk again. Or at least very lost and confused.

211. After telling kids Santa's not real, also tell them the Easter Bunny isn't real, but the Tooth Fairy is and she's actually a tooth witch and she will take teeth that haven't fallen out yet from kids who look like them in the middle of the night, example, a little girl wearing a My Little Pony shirt. Record their reactions and stick them on youtube.

212. Also record the parents' reactions and stick them on youtube.

213. Furthermore introduce them to the wonders of the Easter Wolf, who eats children on Easter morning while they're engaging in their Easter Egg hunts.
 

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214 Tell a kid how sex works in front of their parents.

215 Tell kids that for burgers to be made animals have to be killed and show them a graphic video of a meat processing plant. 

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216. Break all the fishing rods with a ton of strength.

217. Destroy every chair including the rocking chairs in the furniture section and afterwards sing this song:

 

 

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219. Trigger the sprinklers by lighting the floor on fire with oil and then sing "But I'll set fire to rain, watch it burn as I touched your face!"

220. Try to parkour on the freezer section.

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On 03/02/18 at 9:43 AM, umerol said:

219. Trigger the sprinklers by lighting the floor on fire with oil and then sing "But I'll set fire to rain, watch it burn as I touched your face!!

Man those sprinklers would make it worse, like if was a grease fire that came from knowledge on an episode of Forensic Files.

220. Play a real life version of Super Mario Bros. and eat a ton of mushrooms and say "Watch out Mario is going to kick some Goomba ass" 

221. Replace the Easter stuff with Cookies.

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224. Have a friend go into the store come in 20 minutes later staggering around find a place where a load of people have crowded around cough up a load of fake blood onto people and convulse rapidly before collapsing. Have the afformentioned friend take your pulse and say your dead.

Watch the chaos. 

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