CyberController Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Dorcas can kill his own wife. Dude, what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augestein Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 1 minute ago, CyberController said: Dorcas can kill his own wife. Dude, what. He was just caught up in the heat of the moment. He clearly just started throwing axes without a care in the world. Another great one is that Garcia has a support with Dolza and they try to shoot arrows and suck. The problem? Garcia could possible have an S rank in bows at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 5, 2018 Author Share Posted March 5, 2018 Rinkah has some pretty nice muscles, and is nearly naked. But she has low strength growths, but good defense growths. Seems backwards. Azura has higher strength growths then her, the slender songstress is super strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, CyberController said: Rinkah has some pretty nice muscles, and is nearly naked. But she has low strength growths, but good defense growths. Seems backwards. Azura has higher strength growths then her, the slender songstress is super strong. Forget about Azura - her strength and HP growths are lower than those of frigging Sakura. Edited March 5, 2018 by Levant Mir Celestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcphoenix Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I'm doing a healer playthrough of classic lunatic Birthright for fun. I got a laugh during some scenes where the avatar fought Faceless with a healing rod XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornguy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 If you support Karel and Guy, you probably leveled Guy, in which case he would probably wreck Karel in a link arena 1v1, but he's a super-chump in the story compared to Karel. Tons of similar examples, like Donnel being a big scrub in all of his supports, despite the possibility of him being leveled. Supporting a fully leveled character with a Jeigan yields similar results. Any chapter boss who is a "tactician". "Yeah, I'm the only one who can deal damage to that knight over there, but if I wasn't sitting here, who would be?" Pretty much the level cap in general. "Marcus, you're just not learning anything anymore. I need you to sit out." "Okay, call me in 15 years, I'll be ready to learn again. But I'll probably forget some stuff in the meantime." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 If you bring a character back with Aum, like I did with Xane in an Ironman run of Shadow Dragon recently, you'll find like I did their conversations with characters (in this case Tiki) are (naturally) unchanged. I couldn't help but find it hilarious how Tiki didn't bat an eyelid at Xane coming back from the dead and talking to her as if he'd been part of the army all along when due to carelessness I lost him when during the enemy phase he caught up to Marth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasori Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 13 hours ago, CyberController said: Rinkah has some pretty nice muscles, and is nearly naked. But she has low strength growths, but good defense growths. Seems backwards. Azura has higher strength growths then her, the slender songstress is super strong. Same deal with Felicia who is portrayed as some kind of combat goddess while having extremely low strenght. They honestly should just have switched Jacob and Felicia's growths around with Jacob focusing on support and Felicia focusing on combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 Lilith bravely sacrificing herself....to save Corrin from like 5 points of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, CyberController said: Lilith bravely sacrificing herself....to save Corrin from like 5 points of damage. Lillith dying to a hit that would have normally done zero damage to her, you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 3/6/2018 at 8:58 AM, DragonFlames said: Lillith dying to a hit that would have normally done zero damage to her, you mean. “Come on, did all the food I fed you mean nothing?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 Corrin constantly calls their siblings Big Brother/Big Sister, even if they romance them. Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 Ryoma says to Mozu in her support: "We'll have you in fighting shape in no time." This is even if Mozu is a maxed out Master of Arms. I think you're a bit late on that, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 11 hours ago, CyberController said: Corrin constantly calls their siblings Big Brother/Big Sister, even if they romance them. Weirdo. When Eirika and Ephraim get jokes about being incestous while Corrin literally can refer to their lover as "big brother/sister" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 Apparently, Nohr is a warlike country with a strong army, and Hoshido is a peaceful country that avoids unnecessary violence. But then, why is the route where you fight Hoshido harder then the one where you fight Nohr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanima Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 8.3.2018 at 1:23 AM, CyberController said: Corrin constantly calls their siblings Big Brother/Big Sister, even if they romance them. Weirdo. On 8.3.2018 at 12:34 PM, Mad-manakete said: When Eirika and Ephraim get jokes about being incestous while Corrin literally can refer to their lover as "big brother/sister" It's worse in Japanese, since the younger siblings never refer to their older siblings as anything but "big brother/sister" (like Kamui-neesan). With Takumi having lines like "What would mother think, if she could see us now?" and Leo saying stuff like "What are you doing to your little brother... just kidding." during intimate moments (while having an canon incest crush on Camilla) I think this one is only partly down to developer's laziness and very much intentional on the whole...ugh Leaving creepville behind, I always found the herons killing people with magic cards hilarious. Here are the most peaceful creatures in all of Tellius potentially (i.e. with a lot of effort) blasting their way through enemy lines. I mean it's in character for Reyson to use every means at his disposal to fight for himself, but seeing a terrified Rafiel just own Lekain makes it worth all the time it takes to set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Etrurian emperor Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 7 hours ago, CyberController said: Apparently, Nohr is a warlike country with a strong army, and Hoshido is a peaceful country that avoids unnecessary violence. But then, why is the route where you fight Hoshido harder then the one where you fight Nohr? That one can be easily explained. Hoshido was a small but very skilled army while Nohr has a huge army because they let any random psychopath join their army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 The fact that random bandits/soldiers can have better equipment than royalty. Where the fuck do they get it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anacybele Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) I remember finding a funny oversight in one of the early PoR chapters. I'd lost Boyd early on and continued for some reason (I guess back then, I didn't start resetting a lot yet). And then right after the chapter where you recruit Mist and Rolf, Rolf said he "nearly shot an arrow into Boyd's back side." I didn't know Boyd's ghost was in the group, or that you could hit him! :P Edited March 14, 2018 by Anacybele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 In L'arachel's support with Ephraim, she says that "a naked shoulder is a big deal" when Ephraim takes off his armour to show his injuries to her. Her sprite has exposed shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jotari Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, The_antithesis said: In L'arachel's support with Ephraim, she says that "a naked shoulder is a big deal" when Ephraim takes off his armour to show his injuries to her. Her sprite has exposed shoulders. Don't see any break in logic there. After all, L'arcachel would certainly consider herself to be a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Jotari said: Don't see any break in logic there. After all, L'arcachel would certainly consider herself to be a big deal. Haha, well played there! Anyway, another OOC moment: In Joshua's recruitment, he claims that Natasha's life is in the hands of luck. No RNG is actually involved... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-Naut Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, The_antithesis said: Anyway, another OOC moment: In Joshua's recruitment, he claims that Natasha's life is in the hands of luck. No RNG is actually involved... Except Joshua is an experienced cheat at gambling and lied about it being a game: he rigged that coin flip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberController Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 You can easily reclass Oboro to a Nohrian class if you ship her with a Nohrian character. You can also make Peri a maid. Irony at its finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur97 Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 23 hours ago, CyberController said: The fact that random bandits/soldiers can have better equipment than royalty. Where the bleep do they get it from? I guess they steal it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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