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Things you're no longer allowed to do in Corrin's army

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127. Unless it's original and clever, no more communism jokes regarding Xander. 

128. Don't ask Shura how his family is doing.

129. Just because Hana likes cherry blossoms does not mean that she likes Sakura in a romantic way.

130. The following is not to be put on the list of things we need:

  • Sweets
  • Corrin Addicts Anonymous Meetings
  • Lobsters
  • Anything that is pickled
  • Tomatoes
  • Weekly Allies of Justice meetings
  • "special equipment" (you are completely capable of tending to your kinky needs)
  • Soldiers
  • Dragon anything
  • Ladies of the Night

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134. Same as rule 133, except for Hoshidans who reclass into Nohrian classes.

135. Stop saying Flora's hair looks like a piece of lettuce, we know what she done the last time we said that... 

 

Edited by John Denver Fan

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1 minute ago, CyberController said:

137:Whoever’s stealing Camilla’s bra will be publicly flogged.

138. This applies to anyone who steals any woman's bra 

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142: No shoes allowed, rule approved by our lord and savior Corrin and her fellow cousin and sometimes wife Azura.

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16 minutes ago, Nym said:

142: No shoes allowed, rule approved by our lord and savior Corrin and her fellow cousin and sometimes wife Azura.

143. NO INCEST. I don't care if you were adopted Corrin, they are your family, and that is disgusting.

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147. Singing "Hellfire" to Felicia after the incident with Flora and fire is not allowed.

148. Daikons are food not weapons.

149. Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you should smash their swords together until they have massive dings in them. Looking at you Takumi.

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153: Do not say that Flora is 'hot', you monster.

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154. "Your mom" jokes made around Laslow/Odin/Selena are not allowed.  They will decide the punishment of the offender.
155. Whoever threatened Azura this evening by putting a pair of scissors on her pillow is in for a public flogging.

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157: You cannot offer milk or anything related to milk to Felicia, she's lactose intolerant.

Edited by Nym

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18 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

151. @John Denver Fan is only to mention/talk to Flora 3 times a day 

159. ...lets just make that a categorical "Flora and Felicia have a full restraining order against @John Denver Fan."  He is to be arrested for violating said order and thrown in the Prison, if he attempts to contact them or stalk them in any way.  

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