Freohr Datia Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Zera said: As a gentleman who has never been rejected 12 hours ago, Zera said: 3. If you score even one date, you have already beaten my record. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Why not get a bunch of large tattoos on your body to prove you're not a massive pussy? You defile your body every night while reading lewd doujins on your family's computer; some ink is nothing compared to that. On 3/5/2018 at 10:45 PM, Captain Karnage said: 1. Show them your anime and katana and anime collection. 2. Shower them with gifts of Mountain Dew and Doritos. 3. Give'm the old tip of your fedora while a addressing them as mi'lady Personally, when I get them home I show off my figurines collection, but those tips definitely work as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 14 hours ago, Charmeleonbrah said: You defile your body every night while reading lewd doujins on your family's computer; some ink is nothing compared to that. what if i dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, Soul~! said: what if i dont Try Captain Karnage's tips mentioned earlier in the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Simple, be a pretty boy anime protag and you will become a chick magnet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Aw man! I came here thinking I would find advice! But looks like you all need it more than I do! My momma always told me if I held doors for ladies and addressed them as "Ma'am", then maybe I would catch a girls attention. Then I should go ask their father for permission to court. No hand-holding until after marriage! I need a better strategy. Though from what I've heard, having a strategy tends to backfire. Just be yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 19 hours ago, SullyMcGully said: Aw man! I came here thinking I would find advice! But looks like you all need it more than I do! My momma always told me if I held doors for ladies and addressed them as "Ma'am", then maybe I would catch a girls attention. Then I should go ask their father for permission to court. No hand-holding until after marriage! I need a better strategy. Though from what I've heard, having a strategy tends to backfire. Just be yourself! You can "be yourself" if you're a musician. Otherwise, stick to lying about how you're a doctor, have a ton of money, and get drunk on your boat every weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 On 3/22/2018 at 12:17 AM, Charmeleonbrah said: You defile your body every night while reading lewd doujins on your family's computer; some ink is nothing compared to that. I mean at it's core this is just ink used in a different place and context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Charmeleonbrah said: You can "be yourself" if you're a musician. Otherwise, stick to lying about how you're a doctor, have a ton of money, and get drunk on your boat every weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 (edited) On 3/23/2018 at 8:26 PM, SullyMcGully said: I need a better strategy. Drink your whiskey straight, give good oral, and hail Satan. Edited March 25, 2018 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 boasting about your mouth skills is probably more effective than boasting about the size of your penis. and as always, hail satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charmeleonbrah Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 5 hours ago, Excellen Browning said: boasting about your mouth skills is probably more effective than boasting about the size of your penis. and as always, hail satan On a related note, I generally use "what dat mouf do" as an icebreaker when messaging girls on Tinder. Works well, you guys should try it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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