DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) A continuation of the one for Corrins army 1. Rabbit stew is officially banned from being served, it took 3 days to find Yarne after he went into hiding. Edited March 6, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 2. Bear jerky is a permanent part of the camp diet, intended to be served throughout the day. 3. Robin is now forbidden from planning food supply. 4. Miriel must submit her intention for research involving other members of the shepherds for review by the war council. 5. Vaike is not allowed to run the lost and found. A reward will also be given for finding the lost and found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 6. Nah is no longer allowed in the training camp during one of her rampages 7. A copy of the roster is to be available for all to read in the barracks 8. Kellam is no longer allowed to run he lost and found as well, how would we even find it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9. Henry is no longer allowed to bring his pet crows in the barracks, last time it took weeks to clean up all the bird poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 10. Donnel is no longer allowed in the cooking area after a battle. Pots seem to go missing every time he is seen wandering that area of the camp. 11. Tharja is barred from being closer than 60 feet from Robin's tent after a certain time at night. It's safer for everybody that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 12. You may only complain about your future and the fate of the world once a day Lucina, it's ruining moral 13. Gaius is banned from accessing the army treasury, were still repaying our debt for the making of sweets he bought. Edited March 6, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 14. Gaius is also banned from taking over cooking duty for the camp, as candy is not a suitable diet for an army. 15. Morgan is no longer allowed near Robin's clothes, as Robin's coats keep going missing. Those coats aren't exactly cheap to make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 16. Pick a god and pray is not a sutable comeback to everything Frederick. 17. Owian is to create names for ALL weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takumeme Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 18. Fredrick needs to stop picking up meaningless pebbles 19. Morgan, We all know that Robin is your parent, you don’t have to (practically) copy his catch phrases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 20. The men and woman bathing tents are to have large bold red letter stating which gender they are for. We don't need a repeat of Chrom and Robin's C support 21. Tharja is to be limited to Combat tomes unless under strict supervision, we can do without more runny nose hexes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 22. Libra is a guy. Please stop trying to flirt with him Inigo 23. Falling asleep in a random field is not something that should be done. Members of this army who are found doing this will be heavily questioned about their pasts by Robin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 24. People stop pestering Lucina on who ends up with who. We don’t want to screw with the future more than we already have. 25. That being said, Nah’s father should speak up. You’re not in trouble we just want to talk to you. Edited March 6, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 26. The Gemstones of the emblem are not to be used in any scavenger hunt. This is why we neary failed to kill Grima guys 27.No swapping the Dragonstones and Beaststones Lissa. this "Prank" nearly got Nowi, Nah, Yarne, and Panne killed. Edited March 6, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 33. Minerva is not a horse. We are not liable for any injuries that occur because Cherche didn't give you permission. 34. Morgan and Donnel, stop digging Pit Traps. Sumia fell in two of them. Twice. In one hour. Edited March 6, 2018 by Hylian Air Force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 30. Tharja is to stay 30 feet away from Sumia at all times, she's already clumsy enough without hexing 31. Chrom is banned from handling training equipment. The repair bill for damages done is higher than you'd think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Brando Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 28. Please close the gate for the animal holding area before leaving (looking at you sumia) 29. By the love of Naga don't use the Falchion to cut apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 30. By no means is anyone allowed to give Robin a dragonstone. I don’t care how curious you are. Edited March 6, 2018 by Otts486 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Otts486 said: 30. By no means is anyone allowed to give Robin a dragonstone. I don’t care how curious you are. This extends to beaststones as well 31. Walhart is herby banned from training donnel, his legs are still broken. Edited March 6, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 32. Despite being mercenaries, Gregor, Sereva, and Ingio are not to be paid until everyone else is. 33. Stahl and Lon'qu must sacrifice two days of the week not do the plate cleaning and potato peeling jobs, respectively. We know you love your job, guys, but please let someone else have a turn. 34. Sully is no longer allowed on cooking or sowing duty. That fire could have been a whole lot worse, and don't get me started on that "bad clothes day" episode. 35. Panne, Yarne, and especially Nowi must wear pants and an actual shirt when not on duty. It saves money on brain bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 36. Kellam must report to Robin everytime we move camp. We don’t want want a repeat of what happened when we went to valm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 37. Do not give Anna a Lief's Blade. She will break it. 38. Frederick is only allowed to drill once a week. We need to train in more than just traditional tactics. 39. Reminder that Tiki is big enough to swallow anyone. Do not anger her. Edited March 6, 2018 by Hylian Air Force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 40. There is a set area for Olivia and Inigo to practice dancing, and only they are allowed there. Last time someone saw them, Olivia wouldn't leave her tent for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 41. That goes double for you, Maribelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 42. Lon'qu is to call all women by their names, not jut woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 43. Anna is not allowed near the weapons storage due to the "massive clearance" incident. You can't sell other people's property. 44. Lucina S-ranking Owain is just wrong. 45. Robin S-ranking any of the future children is just wrong. 46. Kjelle is exempt from kitchen duty indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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