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Things you're no longer allowed to do in Chroms army


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A continuation of the one for Corrins army

1. Rabbit stew is officially banned from being served, it took 3 days to find Yarne after he went into hiding.

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2. Bear jerky is a permanent part of the camp diet, intended to be served throughout the day.

3. Robin is now forbidden from planning food supply.

4. Miriel must submit her intention for research involving other members of the shepherds for review by the war council.

5. Vaike is not allowed to run the lost and found. A reward will also be given for finding the lost and found.

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6. Nah is no longer allowed in the training camp during one of her rampages 

7. A copy of the roster is to be available for all to read in the barracks 

8. Kellam is no longer allowed to run he lost and found as well, how would we even find it?

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10. Donnel is no longer allowed in the cooking area after a battle. Pots seem to go missing every time he is seen wandering that area of the camp.

11. Tharja is barred from being closer than 60 feet from Robin's tent after a certain time at night. It's safer for everybody that way.

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12.  You may only complain about your future and the fate of the world once a day Lucina, it's ruining moral

13. Gaius is banned from accessing the army treasury, were still repaying our debt for the making of sweets he bought.

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14. Gaius is also banned from taking over cooking duty for the camp, as candy is not a suitable diet for an army. 

15. Morgan is no longer allowed near Robin's clothes, as Robin's coats keep going missing. Those coats aren't exactly cheap to make.

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20. The men and woman bathing tents are to have large bold red letter stating which gender they are for. We don't need a repeat of Chrom and Robin's C support 

21. Tharja is to be limited to Combat tomes unless under strict supervision, we can do without more runny nose hexes 

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22. Libra is a guy. Please stop trying to flirt with  him Inigo 

23. Falling asleep in a random field is not something that should be done. Members of this army who are found doing this will be heavily questioned about their pasts by Robin.

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24. People stop pestering Lucina on who ends up with who. We don’t want to screw with the future more than we already have.

25. That being said, Nah’s father should speak up. You’re not in trouble we just want to talk to you.

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26. The Gemstones of the emblem are not to be used in any scavenger hunt. This is why we neary failed to kill Grima guys

27.No swapping the Dragonstones and Beaststones Lissa. this "Prank" nearly got Nowi, Nah, Yarne, and Panne killed.

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33. Minerva is not a horse. We are not liable for any injuries that occur because Cherche didn't give you permission.

34. Morgan and Donnel, stop digging Pit Traps. Sumia fell in two of them. Twice. In one hour.

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30. Tharja is to stay 30 feet away from Sumia at all times, she's already clumsy enough without hexing

31. Chrom is banned from handling training equipment. The repair bill for damages done is higher than you'd think

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30. By no means is anyone allowed to give  Robin a dragonstone. I don’t care how curious you are.

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4 minutes ago, Otts486 said:

30. By no means is anyone allowed to give  Robin a dragonstone. I don’t care how curious you are.

This extends to beaststones as well

31. Walhart is herby banned from training donnel, his legs are still broken.

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32. Despite being mercenaries, Gregor, Sereva, and Ingio are not to be paid until everyone else is.

33. Stahl and Lon'qu must sacrifice two days of the week not do the plate cleaning and potato peeling jobs, respectively. We know you love your job, guys, but please let someone else have a turn.

34. Sully is no longer allowed on cooking or sowing duty. That fire could have been a whole lot worse, and don't get me started on that "bad clothes day" episode.

35. Panne, Yarne, and especially Nowi must wear pants and an actual shirt when not on duty. It saves money on brain bleach.

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37. Do not give Anna a Lief's Blade. She will break it.

38. Frederick is only allowed to drill once a week. We need to train in more than just traditional tactics.

39. Reminder that Tiki is big enough to swallow anyone. Do not anger her.

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40. There is a set area for Olivia and Inigo to practice dancing, and only they are allowed there. Last time someone saw them, Olivia wouldn't leave her tent for a week.

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43. Anna is not allowed near the weapons storage due to the "massive clearance" incident. You can't sell other people's property.

44. Lucina S-ranking Owain is just wrong.

45. Robin S-ranking any of the future children is just wrong.

46. Kjelle is exempt from kitchen duty indefinitely.

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