Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1. Please, refrain from calling Sothe a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 2. Kieran is not to train unsupervised 3. Ilyana's rations are not to be increased no matter how much she begs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Jangle Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 4. Complain that Ike's army is cooler 5. Complaining about being too weak in Micaiah's army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 4. Stop asking Oscar about his eyes. 5. Please don't show the herons the process of preparing and frying chickens. 6. Please don't hit on Nephenee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9. Meg and Fiona are not allowed near the frontlines under any circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Pelleas Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 10. Forbid everyone who's a sword wielder to wear white clothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRZNHeir Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11. Ignore Mia's constant requests to spar. You will be injured. 12. Subhuman is a banned word. Continued use will lead to becoming Ranulf's sparring partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 (edited) 13. Under absolutely no circumstances can the beast laguz learn that furry porn is a a thing we made. Edited March 6, 2018 by Shoblongoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 14. Dragon Laguz are not wyverns. Do not ride them, especially not Ena. 15. Don't ask Largo how he lost his hand. 16. Do not give Makalov money. He will drink it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoblongoo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 17. Don't ask Caineghis if he knows Simba and Mufasa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 18. Soren will Tornado anyone who asks if Ike is his boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver-Haired Maiden Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 19: Micaiah will not use her foresight to determine winning lottery numbers. Her powers don't even work that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eliza Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 20: Haar is no longer allowed to wear a helmet while flying due to some incidents of sleeping midbattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageVolug Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 21: Boyd is forbiden from flexing his pecs, abs, biceps or any other muscle when swinging his axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 22. No fart jokes when Soren's tomes break. "A wind broke", but not that kind. 23. No feeding cat laguz brownies with chocolate exlax in them and then making comments about a dirty litter box, that's racist and mean. 24. No dressing trees in skirts. Last time Gatrie just happened to be drunk enough to literally have sex with a hole in the tree. In front of Amy. Poor kid is scarred for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 25. Edward, Caladbolg is a sacred treasure, not a knife for cutting food with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 26. Whenever Shinon makes racist comments it is perfectly acceptable to hide his bow, then when he goes looking for it, put it back and hide the arrows. Repeat until he thinks he's going insane. 27. Rolf is not allowed to host squirrel and marmot funerals anymore, it's weird and depressing. Just bury the critters you accidentally shoot because they run in front of the target, Rolf, you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 4, 2018 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 28. No, Nolan. Just... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic_Yandere Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 29.Meg is no longer permitted to be anywhere within 25 paces of Zihark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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