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Thing's you're no longer allowed to do in Ike/Micaiah's army


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11. Ignore Mia's constant requests to spar. You will be injured. 
12. Subhuman is a banned word. Continued use will lead to becoming Ranulf's sparring partner.

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22. No fart jokes when Soren's tomes break. "A wind broke", but not that kind.

23. No feeding cat laguz brownies with chocolate exlax in them and then making comments about a dirty litter box, that's racist and mean.

24. No dressing trees in skirts. Last time Gatrie just happened to be drunk enough to literally have sex with a hole in the tree. In front of Amy. Poor kid is scarred for life.

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26. Whenever Shinon makes racist comments it is perfectly acceptable to hide his bow, then when he goes looking for it, put it back and hide the arrows. Repeat until he thinks he's going insane.

27. Rolf is not allowed to host squirrel and marmot funerals anymore, it's weird and depressing. Just bury the critters you accidentally shoot because they run in front of the target, Rolf, you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.

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