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Kind of the opposite to "Say something nice about your favourite character". I thought it would be fun to do something like this. I'll start.

Hana's English voice is annoying.

The same goes for Mia and Olivia.

Nowi's outfit makes no sense.

Nyx is a shitty unit.

Ophelia is basically Owain with boobs.

Chrom can be pretty bland.

Lissa isn't a good combat unit.

Frederick can fall behind if you don't use him regularly.

Story-favouritism for Alm is pretty annoying.

I hate Genny's ending.

I also dislike how Celica is reduced to damsel in distress in Act 5.

Saber's haircut looks goofy.

Palla, Catria and Est don't live up to the hype surrounding them in Echoes.

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Ike didn't need to hog the spotlight so much in RD.

Lyn is pretty useless in the main campaign.

Zephiel is not very good in Heroes.

Eldigan is pretty dumb for trusting such obvious bad guys.

Leo is the least useful of the Nohrian royals. 

To name a few.

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Homer probably actually has an alcohol problem. Also hitting on 15 year old girls and joining an army for them is sketch.  

Canas is a pussy for letting Vaida trash his books. Also his con sucks. 

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Crap, I'm really not good at this.

Nyx's outfit really doesn't fit her character

I don't mind Ike but he should have been a sort of gotoh like character in RD and the laguz chapters should have had Ranulf as a main character for part 3.

Micaiah I've come to appreciate a lot more as a character after my second RD run but I've gotta ask whose idea it was to give her that awful speed stat/growth. You can somewhat fix her health but even if she does good damage you get one hit killed by a lot of enemies because they double you.

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Silque isn't the best cleric in SoV

Fin is bad with the ladies

Leif gets his own people killed

Maribelle can be a cunt sometimes

Genny has bad taste in men

Leon sucks as an archer

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Nyx's clothing clashes with her character

Ike sometimes says idiotic stuff for the sake of exposition

Xander is fine in supports but is a whole different person in each game's plot

Alm had the foundation of a more unique lord but it was ultimately tossed in favor of making him more bland

Python sucks as a unit

Clive sucks as a unit

Leon could have been fleshed out more if his supports were less repeptitive

Kliff got the dead end of the stick when it came to supports

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Lute is an objectively poor unit

Franz is a complete suck up to VERY SETH (read the supports)

Florina's shyness is a gimmick to make her cute 

Laslow is my boy but his speed stat can suck it

Canas deserved more defense

Knoll is just the best but i wish he had more than TWO BASE DEFENSE

Leo Needed speed

Arthur is an irrelevant unit.

You shouldn't use duessel much. He's just so fucking slow.

Kaze's Bases suck.

Alm doesn't have any development as all his problems are external and can be solved by brute force.

I blame hector for hector hard mode.

Berkut deserved a more challenging boss fight at the end. At least give him a crit shield skill on his custom lance so you cant just Crit him.

Story Xander can be the most irritating, hypocritical and inconsistent character ever.

Cormag seemed inconsistent.

I am SICK and TIRED of these MOTHER FUCKIN Bad base early archers in this MOTHER FUCKIN GAME (Series, but the joke works)

Mycen was an exposition dumpster who basically only appeared to shit out plot threads.

 

This is my long list of nitpicks and gripes with characters i like. 

Oh and act 4 celica is retarded 

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Marth has an awful name to pronounce and he is a terrible unit in SD's harder modes. His SD portrait is really ugly too. I still love you baby boy.

Caeda's name is awful pronunciation wise, and should have been pronounced "Kay-duh".

...I can't. That's all I can do.

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Tiki really needs a consistent dragon form. Just give her the SNES Mystery Divine form for both ages and make it official.

Mia's supports focus too much on her lust for fighting at the start. I also think she should have gotten a different VA. (I'm sorry, Lani Minella! I think you just got cast as the wrong character.)

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Niles can't give me Nina if I gay marry him. 

Nina doesn't show up if I gay marry Niles.

Marth is a shit unit in SD.

Caeda is only good if you have the Wing Spear, otherwise you might as well use Minerva or Catria.

Tiki isn't that fun in Warriors.

Leif sometimes is too self deprecating, especially when Seliph is involved I still love you and your self anguish tho.

Lyn might as well not exist in Blazing Blade's main story.

Celica can be annoying with how selfless she is.

Conrad has literally no reason to exist.

Lukas sometimes sounds way too monotone.

-Insert a lot of Echoes characters that I'm to lazy to talk about-

Also, she's not a favourite of mine, but Tharja is an interesting character, but he obsession with Robin ruins her.

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Wolt's supports with Allen and Lance are really boring

Roy needs more show and less tell.

Micaiah's can't do very much damage to the final boss because the final boss has like 50 res for some reason.

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Luthier is a social disaster.

Python can't shoot anything to save his life.

Genny barely has a character.

L'arachel is a womanchild.

Tana is too much of a rebellious teenage daughter.

Ephraim really is too much of a showstealer.

Reyson is never going to be good at combat.

Sanaki is not a very realistic as a 10-13 year old.

Tibarn is way too much into fighting.

Maribelle is a complete snob.

Lissa's pranks are too much.

Severa is too much of a tsundere.

Takumi lashes out at others.

Sakura doesn't have access to the Shining Bow in Birthright, making her a mediocore archer.

Hinoka never got much development outside of wanting to rescue Corrin

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Although I'm happy that he's the only character with a guaranteed happy marriage, I wish Stahl's ending told us more of what his wife actually did.

Laurent is an overpowered mage in a game with overpowered mages.

Thankfully, very few supports actually play with Kellams lack of presence joke for more than one support. Sadly, they didn't take advantage of showing off his thoughtful side more.

Many of Panne's supports can be read as her either not trusting humans yet OR her just being antisocial, but she can be an uncalled for jerk in more than a few conversations. Also, as much as I like the Taguel class for ignoring the weapon triangle, it's not a very good class in the long run, and part of the reason I use it is so I can un-ironically enjoy a bunny warrior tearing things to shreds in a game other than Lugaru. The Taugel themselves needed some backstory that sadly was never given. Also she isn't wearing pants, and I wanted brain bleach when I first realized this.

It ain't that bad, but Lukas is a knight.

Kamui's support with Leon isn't that good, and I wish we got more characterization with him.

5 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

Valbar has shit speed and resistance so even Miasma will probably kill him.

Just give him the pitchfork, and his speed will be okay, and magic won't kill him instantly. And he'll still have the strength and defense growths of a knight, so be prepared for him to wreck everything in his path.

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5 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

 

Laurent is an overpowered mage in a game with overpowered mages. 

Just give him the pitchfork, and his speed will be okay, and magic won't kill him instantly. And he'll still have the strength and defense growths of a knight, so be prepared for him to wreck everything in his path.

So Laurnet basically mega ray ray I guess.

 

yeah but I don't really plan on using him in the postgame, and I beat the game already  

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Just now, DisobeyedCargo said:

So Laurnet basically mega ray ray I guess.

I... don't know what that phrase means. He is the most powerful magic user in every single one of my play-throughs, but I can see why other's consider him redundant (especially since some of Laurent's use personally comes from my lack of skill with using dark mages).

1 minute ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

yeah but I don't really plan on using him in the postgame, and I beat the game already

So use it when you play the game again! Seriously, though, that's what I'm planning to do.

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2 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

I... don't know what that phrase means. He is the most powerful magic user in every single one of my play-throughs, but I can see why other's consider him redundant (especially since some of Laurent's use personally comes from my lack of skill with using dark mages).

So use it when you play the game again! Seriously, though, that's what I'm planning to do.

Mega Rayquaza, he's so overpowered that he was banned from the tier where overpowered Pokémon are banned to. Hence the comparison to Laurent, who is an overpowered Mage in a game of overpowered mages. 

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Sigurd becames burned to ash.

Caeldori is based on Cordelia.

Bantu is not important after rescuing Tiki.

Marth is in the higher difficulties to weak to defeat Medeus.

Lyn goes lost in the main story.

Ike shouldn't be so important  in Radiant Dawn.

Eirika is too naive.

Micaiah has to share her game with Ike.

Ephraim don't think enough about his actions.

Nergal would kill his own children.

Yen'fay just disappears after the war.

Hector has low skill and speed.

Hardin would sacrifices his own wife.

Edited by Morswo

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Donnel sucks to train in a no-grind and always eats the first Second Seal. Also, he can't use lances when reclassed.

Ross seems a little young to be as strong as he can be.

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Severa can be too much tsun and not enough dere at times.

Inigo has some of the worst S-supports in awakening.

Her nonsensical obsession with corrin really hurts Camilla’s character.

saber is a bit of a flat character.

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1 hour ago, Nanima said:

Luthier is a social disaster.

His first friend was a cat. :P

56 minutes ago, Morswo said:

Micaiah has to share her game with Ike.

Savage.

1 hour ago, Nanima said:

Sanaki is not a very realistic as a 10-13 year old.

Yeah, she behaves (and, in Radiant Dawn and Heroes, looks) like she is at least 18. Every time they point out her age, I have to look at my screen twice to make sure the other half of the 8 isn't just covered by dirt or something.

Some more:

Micaiah has terrible taste in men.

Delthea is really mean to Luthier at times (if this was Fates, she would probably have been in love with him or something *shudders*)

Marcia's brother is Makalov.

Brom is not a good General, at least when compared to Gatrie or Tauroneo.

Muarim is utterly useless in Radiant Dawn.

Ranulf and Lethe get made obsolete once the Laguz kings and queen join your ranks.

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What was Azura smoking when she came up with her plan in Conquest?

Soleil should be given a restraining order after what she did to Ophelia.

Roy sucks during the mid-game of his own game.

Lilina isn't strong enough to take down the guy who took over Ostia Castle

Sophia's too weak to use Dark Tomes.

Alm doesn't know what flaws are (but that's most male Lords anyway).

Celica, why are you stuck with 4 Mov?

Faye can be a jerk.

Owain is like Xenoblade 2 Zeke, except he lacks the skills to back up his claims most of the time (unless it's Warriors where his sword hand actually exists).

Inigo probably sucks at being loyal

Myrrh can only transform 50 times.

Nowi, why do you dress that way?

Berkut's relationship with Rinea can be summed up pretty easily: Berkut Skywalker x Rinea Amidala.

Leo's Brynhildr Tome has a Skill that never activates.

Lachesis sucks before promotion. Her FE4 portrait is also not very good.

Walhart is underdeveloped and his Wolf Berg has 30 uses.

Ike is overrated

 

Alright, if i keep going, this list will never end. Maybe i'll come back later.

 

 

 

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Ike's ending is the biggest bullshit in this series. Also, he shares his second game with one of the worst lords imo.

Frederick should've been more emotional and sad if Robin's his wife and she delivered the final blow to Grima than just simply saying "she's too strong to be gone forever" or whatever. Like, come on, man, that was your WIFE! Who knows how long it'll be before you see her again! IF you do!

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7 minutes ago, Anacybele said:

Frederick should've been more emotional and sad if Robin's his wife and she delivered the final blow to Grima than just simply saying "she's too strong to be gone forever" or whatever. Like, come on, man, that was your WIFE! Who knows how long it'll be before you see her again! IF you do!

That goes for pretty much everyone, though, since they didn't bother to change lines for spouses.

10 minutes ago, Armagon said:

Berkut's relationship with Rinea can be summed up pretty easily: Berkut Skywalker x Rinea Amidala.

Oh my god, it all makes sense now!

One more from me:

Grima had no backstory until Echoes, so aside from his very intimidating design and the fact that he was one of the few villains that actually succeeded in his plans, there was next to nothing to him.

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