Faellin Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 What is the favored cereal in Nohr and Hoshido? Spoiler Corrin Flakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Jones Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Owain named his daughter Ophelia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 And off to Far from the Forest with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Can we do quips, too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 hours ago, eclipse said: And off to Far from the Forest with you! So as not to Sully the rest of the threads in General FE, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Lilina: Daddy, when can I meet Mommy? Hector: Far in a distant future (aka the afterlife- Lilina is only 3 when she asks this, gotta be nice to her). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Lilina: Daddy, when can I meet Mommy? Hector: Far in a distant future (aka the afterlife- Lilina is only 3 when she asks this, gotta be nice to her). That's not a pun, that's just depressing. How did Micaiah become so popular? She helped people daein and daeout, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Jones Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 25 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said: Lilina: Daddy, when can I meet Mommy? Hector: Far in a distant future (aka the afterlife- Lilina is only 3 when she asks this, gotta be nice to her). I always thought Hector married Amads and insisted it was Lilina’s real mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I did kinda ruin it that way. Why did Lyn punch the tactician? Mark-cussed at her! 1 minute ago, Bubba Jones said: I always thought Hector married Amads and insisted it was Lilina’s real mother. Farina: I Dur-ban the Thunder Axe from Ostia! Hector: Why!?! Farina: Because you Ar-mads-ly in love with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniec8711 Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 I like to shop for furniture at IKE-a. I get everything else from Wal-MARTH. Okay, I'll go now . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Hector: Why are you so glum my friend? Eliwood: Because I was on a date that went really well and got Eli-wood thinking I'd get some. But then Lyn-dissed me! Lyn: Can you believe he got on with Fiora out of wedlock while his best friend is still a virgin despite trying so hard? Florina: I Kent believe that! This is in-Sain! Dayan: How dare you accuse me of sexual misconduct! I will Sue you for libel and you will feel my Rath! I have committed no Sins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowAlchemist Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) delete Edited July 4, 2020 by ShadowAlchemist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 He doesn't give the power to invert death? Formortiis, why are you Lyon to me? Garon is planning to take over Hyrule! When you train them, characters like Nino are always the b-Est! The awakening MU being a tactician is Robin' me of thief puns... You thought Camus died, but he was able to Zeke away to Valentia. Really, I'm Sirius! Seeing green mages in arena just makes me want to Grǿnn. ... You want more puns? Fine, twist my Alm... Mae has a love interest? Oh Boey, this'll be fun! Forgot the Falchion? Welp, you're Duma-d. Sorry Marth, but you couldn't get everyone out of that Frey alive... Miriel just asked me for "heavy water." DOH! Henry just keeps crowing on about how much he loves nature. (Let's see if anyone gets this one) Delthea an Mathilda really like mild onions! OK, I'm out of ideas. Though this is a casual thread, so I will come back next page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lau Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Kris me under the mistletoe~ Metapod, use Hardin! Honestly, my favourite browser is Google Chrom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jave Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 You guys aren’t Drauging me into another pun war. I ain’t having Nanna this crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapter Serf Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 What's the most popular food in Nohr? A Marth-watering Xandwich! What's the most popular food in Hoshido? Marth-watering Takomis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Arvis after killing Sigurd: "Roasted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 (edited) Why did Alm go to Toyota to buy a car? He wanted to ride a Celica. Why was the Merc grumpy? He couldn't Saber the meat. Do you have fire? I need to light my Sigurd. They said the empress was able to hear a god's voice. It made me question her Sanaki. What is Camilla's breast size? A Jakob. Why was Odin arrested? He has ped-Ophelia. We probably shouldn't Elise him yet. The Four Just Men of Wolfguard. As written by Sedgar Wallace. Recently, our Mage was laughed at. They said he rang his Asbel. When the Exalt died, everyone was st-Ricken with Grieth. Kris is very distraught lately. Apparently, he lost his Kat, Arina. Shiida was happy, because she actually understood Marth. Greil dying had me Rolfing. But he will be Mist regardless. Takumi was scared of Wolfs, so he Clived up the Gatrie to be safe. No matter how strong Am-Eirika is, we will not Valter! Apparently, Duessel has some bodies hidden in his Caellach. My source could be Lyon, though. Kain wasn't Abel to climb the wall. errare humanum Est. A Vulnerary can help re-Genny-rate your health. Why did Tobin cry? Because he nearly fell off a Kliff. Why did Gray cry? Because he doesn't have Clair-voyance. The girl Faye-led to confess her feelings. She now owns a Cat, Ria. ... and that's all I can think of at the moment. Edited April 4, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Oh my god this is the greatest thread ever made. Get ready Chrom, cause I, Mustafa, and about to go BESERK on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faellin Posted April 7, 2018 Author Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 4/3/2018 at 7:22 PM, eclipse said: And off to Far from the Forest with you! Don't you mean "And off to Far from the Forrest with you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 52 minutes ago, Faellin said: Don't you mean "And off to Far from the Forrest with you!" Nope. See, I'm fond of Forrest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lau Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Anyone know where the Lugh is? I really need to go. Flora, are you a member of the Winx Club by chance? Going to the Tiki room~ Nagi--I mean, nani?! Nagi, did you change your name to Chrome by any chance? Gordin, you're gonna be the next Ramsey mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, eclipse said: Nope. See, I'm fond of Forrest. wow eclipse derailing a thread Lissa: Hey Robin can I use your computer, the internet is talking too long to load? Robin: Its because your using internet explorer, use google Chrom. Edited April 7, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 7, 2018 Share Posted April 7, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Lissa: Hey Robin can I use your computer, the internet is talking too long to load? Robin: Its because your using internet explorer, use google Chrom. Internet EXPLODER lol. Sain just Kent get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries! He's hit a new Lowen, hitting on that drag queen... Edited April 7, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Sain just Kent get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries! He's hit a new Lowen, hitting on that Draug queen... Improved. Shinon is drunk again on Alm at the Bartre. Ricken says he is old enough to drink, but every time he goes out, they ask for a Validar photo Id (Purpose). Barst is Bord a Lot, and when he can Nolanger Wade for something exciting to happen, he plays with his Boyd Cord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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