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18 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

Lilina: Daddy, when can I meet Mommy?

Hector: Far in a distant future (aka the afterlife- Lilina is only 3 when she asks this, gotta be nice to her).

That's not a pun, that's just depressing.

How did Micaiah become so popular?

She helped people daein and daeout,

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25 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

Lilina: Daddy, when can I meet Mommy?

Hector: Far in a distant future (aka the afterlife- Lilina is only 3 when she asks this, gotta be nice to her).

I always thought Hector married Amads and insisted it was Lilina’s real mother.

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I did kinda ruin it that way. 

 

Why did Lyn punch the tactician?

Mark-cussed at her!

 

1 minute ago, Bubba Jones said:

I always thought Hector married Amads and insisted it was Lilina’s real mother.

Farina: I Dur-ban the Thunder Axe from Ostia!

Hector: Why!?!

Farina: Because you Ar-mads-ly in love with it!

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Hector: Why are you so glum my friend?

Eliwood: Because I was on a date that went really well and got Eli-wood thinking I'd get some. But then Lyn-dissed me!

 

Lyn: Can you believe he got on with Fiora out of wedlock while his best friend is still a virgin despite trying so hard?

Florina: I Kent believe that! This is in-Sain!

 

Dayan: How dare you accuse me of sexual misconduct! I will Sue you for libel and you will feel my Rath! I have committed no Sins!

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He doesn't give the power to invert death? Formortiis, why are you Lyon to me?

Garon is planning to take over Hyrule!

When you train them, characters like Nino are always the b-Est!

The awakening MU being a tactician is Robin' me of thief puns...

You thought Camus died, but he was able to Zeke away to Valentia. Really, I'm Sirius!

Seeing green mages in arena just makes me want to Grǿnn.

...

You want more puns? Fine, twist my Alm...

Mae has a love interest? Oh Boey, this'll be fun!

Forgot the Falchion? Welp, you're Duma-d.

Sorry Marth, but you couldn't get everyone out of that Frey alive...

Miriel just asked me for "heavy water." DOH!

Henry just keeps crowing on about how much he loves nature.

(Let's see if anyone gets this one) Delthea an Mathilda really like mild onions!

OK, I'm out of ideas. Though this is a casual thread, so I will come back next page.

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Why did Alm go to Toyota to buy a car?
He wanted to ride a Celica.

Why was the Merc grumpy?
He couldn't Saber the meat.

Do you have fire? I need to light my Sigurd.

They said the empress was able to hear a god's voice. It made me question her Sanaki.

What is Camilla's breast size?
A Jakob.

Why was Odin arrested?
He has ped-Ophelia. We probably shouldn't Elise him yet.

The Four Just Men of Wolfguard. As written by Sedgar Wallace.

Recently, our Mage was laughed at. They said he rang his Asbel.

When the Exalt died, everyone was st-Ricken with Grieth.

Kris is very distraught lately. Apparently, he lost his Kat, Arina.

Shiida was happy, because she actually understood Marth.

Greil dying had me Rolfing. But he will be Mist regardless.

Takumi was scared of Wolfs, so he Clived up the Gatrie to be safe.

No matter how strong Am-Eirika is, we will not Valter!

Apparently, Duessel has some bodies hidden in his Caellach. My source could be Lyon, though.

Kain wasn't Abel to climb the wall.

errare humanum Est.

A Vulnerary can help re-Genny-rate your health.

Why did Tobin cry?
Because he nearly fell off a Kliff.

Why did Gray cry?
Because he doesn't have Clair-voyance.

The girl Faye-led to confess her feelings. She now owns a Cat, Ria.

... and that's all I can think of at the moment.

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Anyone know where the Lugh is? I really need to go.

Flora, are you a member of the Winx Club by chance?

Going to the Tiki room~

Nagi--I mean, nani?!

Nagi, did you change your name to Chrome by any chance?

Gordin, you're gonna be the next Ramsey mate.

 

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1 hour ago, eclipse said:

Nope.

See, I'm fond of Forrest. :P:

wow eclipse derailing a thread :P:

Lissa: Hey Robin can I use your computer, the internet is talking too long to load?

Robin: Its because your using internet explorer, use google Chrom.

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2 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

 

Lissa: Hey Robin can I use your computer, the internet is talking too long to load?

Robin: Its because your using internet explorer, use google Chrom.

Internet EXPLODER lol.

Sain just Kent get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries! He's hit a new Lowen, hitting on that drag queen...

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6 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Sain just Kent get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries! He's hit a new Lowen, hitting on that Draug queen...

Improved.

 

Shinon is drunk again on Alm at the Bartre.

Ricken says he is old enough to drink, but every time he goes out, they ask for a Validar photo Id (Purpose).

Barst is Bord a Lot, and when he can Nolanger Wade for something exciting to happen, he plays with his Boyd Cord.

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