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I would not know how to react. I guess it would be cool to be related but that's about it.

 

My Avatar denies my existence and never took responsibility. He probably still sent occasional gifts regardless.

I would also likely have diabetes or inversely be unable to get it with L as my father and probably not show up in any records.

Edited by Arcphoenix

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I would hope I won't fall asleep during the Eternal Night. Otherwise, I'd be pretty okay with it, because then she would probably teach me how to summon swords and disembodied hands to wield them for me out of the bleeding nowhere...

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If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal.

Otherwise I'm like Tarzan, except  it's a much cuter version.

Edited by Nym

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Well then this is awkward 

xenoblade one and two spoilers 

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So my dad is Ontos, the third aegis in the trinity processor. Not sure how he'd have a kid since he's a computer program but okay...

 

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13 minutes ago, Nym said:

If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal.

 

People are gonna try and evolve you, do you really want that in your life?

Considering my avatar is a generic character from a show that never excised, I have no idea! 

Edited by Mirania

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Titania seems like she'd be an okay mom.

22 minutes ago, Nym said:

If I'm an Eevee, that would be normal.

And if you were a Vaporeon, that would be water, Jolteon would be electric, etc.

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What do you do when your mom is technically two people? And also, it'd be really awkward having my mom also be my sword. Ah whatever. She comes with a cool mecha.

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40 minutes ago, Mirania said:

People are gonna try and evolve you, do you really want that in your life?

Actually no one can force me to evolve (Pokémon can reject stones, Ash's Pikachu proved that). If anything, it's the environnement that will force me to evolve.

40 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

And if you were a Vaporeon, that would be water, Jolteon would be electric, etc.

OMG, this is why I said you are an awesome mom.

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wait a second, I'd have a good sister

53 minutes ago, Rezzy said:

Titania seems like she'd be an okay mom.

she seemed to do a good job with Mist

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Rallyman. BEST. DAD. EVER!!!

Whenever I'm feeling down he'd give me inspiring words of encouragement to lift my spirits.  Then afterwards he'd probably take me out for pancakes at IHOP :):

He would also coach my little league softball team where his leadership would rally us to the county championships . . . and perhaps even further?

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On 4/3/2018 at 10:50 PM, Interdimensional Observer said:

Assuming Anna believes in inheritance. She might, but on the other hand she might be a mother who is against any form of handout and will force you to learn the way of bareknuckle business, economics, and finance from scratch. She'll get you to open a lemonade stand at age 4, tell you to expand it to ten locations in the next six months, and using some of her vast accumulated capital, and form a rival lemonade company to try to put you out of business.

I could see Anna maybe being a Carnegie, especially in her earlier incarnations.

Though she's a ways out from outright millionaire philanthropy, funding libraries and the like.  But I definitely think she'd probably prefer to use the money herself before she passes on and not let her family just be handed her wealth.  And maybe in time she'll see the value in giving a little back to the public.

19 minutes ago, anniec8711 said:

Rallyman. BEST. DAD. EVER!!!

Whenever I'm feeling down he'd give me inspiring words of encouragement to lift my spirits.  Then afterwards he'd probably take me out for pancakes at IHOP :):

He would also coach my little league softball team where his leadership would rally us to the county championships . . . and perhaps even further?

He'd also teach you various martial arts, and you'd probably share your breakfasts with his student, Haitaka.  Also, with your boosted stats from Rallyman's rallies, you wouldn't get bullied; you would scare the bullies away.  P.E. would be a breeze, you'd excel at math, and strangely enough you'd know Japanese culture and language like the back of your hand.

The only problem you'd have in school would be writing classes.  For some reason, you'll always feel compelled to write in convoluted and thinly veiled plot devices, and all the characters would have children for no discernible reason other than "the fans want waifus and kids!"  And history just escapes you; you barely know how the world came to be or why your nation is at war with a bunch of Celtics led by a goo monster and a cinnamon roll.  All you know is that your dad's employer really hates this one "Corn" person and wants his or her head on a plate.  And that he has to work with a racist who apparently designed all the standard issue work uniforms and some guy who always keeps beating up his fellow coworkers "to give his master a good show".

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4 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said:
On 4/4/2018 at 12:50 AM, Interdimensional Observer said:

 

I could see Anna maybe being a Carnegie, especially in her earlier incarnations.

Though she's a ways out from outright millionaire philanthropy, funding libraries and the like.  But I definitely think she'd probably prefer to use the money herself before she passes on and not let her family just be handed her wealth.  And maybe in time she'll see the value in giving a little back to the public.

Earlier incarnations Anna, sure, I can see a Carnegie attitude. That Secret Shop as Jake points out in FE12 doesn't bring in the money what with it being secret, and I think the Member Card is the only one out there. Explains such high prices and need for an exotic item selection- that one customer must be tempted to buy or there is literally no revenue coming in. Not to mention earlier Annas did various things for free, like teaching beginners how to war in Tellius. Earlier Anna liked a little money, but they just generally liked being a little mischievous and everywhere but the backwater of Valentia. Charity can certainly be in their nature.

FE13 and beyond Anna? 

Anna:
I understand you're a job-killing socialist...

9 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said:

All you know is that your dad's employer really hates this one "Corn" person and wants his or her head on a plate.  And that he has to work with a racist who apparently designed all the standard issue work uniforms and some guy who always keeps beating up his fellow coworkers "to give his master a good show".

And they would have to fear their dad would meet an innuendo-loving man who loves making people uncomfortable, has one eye, swings both ways, and possibly a Cupid Bow and or their personal bow that lets them hurt but never kill. This man would possibly capture their dad, after which they would be tortured by anyone from tendrils with a girl to cotton candy that loves kebobing servants. Or they would be bribed with food and precious metals and gems and coral. Either way, they would be forced to turn their rallies to helping the Celtic foe without the ability to ever run away, despite the next two battles offering okay chances of being able to do so.

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If I was Zidane and Dagger's kid... I guess I'd be a prince of Alexandria and all of Tantalus would be my uncles. Sounds fun! Gotta watch out for crazy Uncle Kuja though.

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17 minutes ago, Pandoria said:

A Blade as a mother. Seems... interesting. 

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I guess you'd kinda be like a blade Eater

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Do I inherit the powers of universal recreation?

 

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26 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said:
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I guess you'd kinda be like a blade Eater

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Do I inherit the powers of universal recreation?

 

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I suppose so. I don't even know how it would work, if it were possible. 

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Yes. You will inherit the powers of universal recreation.  Ultimate inheritance.

 

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