ProfImpossible Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Purely based upon their own upbringing and what they know as the "norm". Thus-HEY A SQUIRREL! What are those crazy squares getting up to next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Fun, wacky, and squared stuff! Why does having a stuffed nose suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordanist1831 Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: Fun, wacky, and squared stuff! Why does having a stuffed nose suck? Because it makes it hard to breathe out of your nose and if you have one nostril clogged it is the worst feeling in the world Ravioli ravioli, what's in the pocketoli? Edited April 30, 2018 by Nordanist1831 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Nothing secret, that's for sure. Why is it that Fire Emblem fans complain about fanservice so much, but other fanbases are pretty okay with it / outright ignore it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 (edited) Because FE didn't start with fanservice? Or the fanservicey characters in FE *coughCamillacough* don't have anything going for them BUT fanservice. Oh do you know the muffin man? Edited April 30, 2018 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 The muffin man, the muffin man Oh do you know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane? I haven't sung that song since preschool... Why do I remember the oddest things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because that song was referenced in Shrek. Why are ogres like onions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeManaphy Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because they smell. Why does M come before N? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 They look and sound similar, so a way to remember L-M-N-O-P is by putting them next to each other. Who arranged the alphabet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Somebody who had nothing better to do I guess. What were they smoking when they said "Let's put the alphabet in math"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Well, do you have a better idea of what to use to represent an unknown quantity in an algebraic expression? The real question is, why did they choose X, Y, and Z to represent the axes? (As in plural axis. Not multiple ax... okay, what is the plural of axe?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because the math teacher wants us to find her x. Can Pinoy into MCU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Who? I don't understand the question. What is it with Game Freak and it's constant Pokemon Gen 1 pandering these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Armagon said: Who? I don't understand the question. What is it with Game Freak and it's constant Pokemon Gen 1 pandering these days? It's a reference to Polandball grammar. It basically means "Can Philippines join the MCU?" GF knows that the genwunners are out there and they want to bring them back. Why haven't I encountered a Chinese restaurant that cooks dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armagon Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because eating dogs is considered morally wrong by most people, though South Korea does it iirc. Then again, morals are a social construct. Why did Australia have the world's oldest spider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) ...Cause nobody freaked out and killed it yet. Why is my pocket filled with loose jelly beans? Edit: was filled with loose jellybeans Edited May 1, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because you ate jelly beans very messily. How far can a dog run into a forest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Till it runs out of energy I guess. Who can guess what I have consumed for the dinner meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Not me. Can a lad eat four dozen eggs every morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Well, he can certainly try, but eating too many eggs is bad for your health, so if he does manage it, I don't think he'll go anywhere else than his restroom for the rest of the day / week. It's also a question of how fast one can possibly eat 48 eggs without it getting incredibly gross, so if he takes too long, morning may already slip into noon by the time he finishes. Why the heck did I give such a detailed answer to that question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because you did not get the reference. Why is the GBA so flexible in terms of system and hackability? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because it's a great handheld. Why do we do things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because there's nothing else to do. How can I obtain more time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Okay, so here's the kicker: You use a space shuttle that can go as fast as the rotation of the Earth, then you'll fly into the orbit and go in the opposite direction of Earth. BOOM! Infinite time. Why are (boss) fights in video games always better with awesome vocal tracks in the background? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Because it distracts you from the tedious frustration of a boss fight. Say, answer me this one, will you? Why is gold worth some twenty bucks an ounce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.