Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 No, because there would be an abundance of pillows and all of the worlds cotton supply would be used up and wars would be fought between nations for the pursuit of clothing. Is it possible to make toast in a microwave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 On 1/15/2019 at 9:32 PM, Espurrhoodie said: Hmm, I have a touchscreen stylus, think latex gloves would work so I can do things (such as eating finger food) without the worry of getting cotton gloves messy and use the touchscreen stylus for my tablet? Frick I forgot about chewing gum, unfortunately, I pick at my nails using my fingers, so that won't work 100%. Hey, sorry for the late response. Anyway, I think that's a pretty good idea. If anyone questions it, just say that you're germophobic. It works for me all the time (even though my parents are slightly worried about my germophobia). The toast might be a bit radioactive, and it would be better to call it warmer-than-room-temperature bread, but yeah, I think so. Could you call an illiterate pig an uncultured swine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Depends on how the pig was born since the only way a swine can be cultured is if they were born in vitro. How is the current commander of our Space Force not Buzz Lightyear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Buzz Lightyear is considered an illegal alien. Why does dog food taste better than cat food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 More meat and less gravy. Why should I go stay connected? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I mean, that's a personal choice that no one can really stop you from making. If you feel too pressured by the online world, it's okay. I am too. We all are. Just know that we're here for you and we wholeheartedly support your decision. Just make sure to be back within the next hour. 14 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: How is the current commander of our Space Force not Buzz Lightyear? Back up, we have a Space Force? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Yup. Will you love me tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Nope. Why do I visualize Jerry Cruncher from A Tale of Two Cities as Yukimura? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Probably because the two have similar characteristics. You can tell I've read it can't you? For no reason in particular... Which do you prefer? Cinnamon or butterscotch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 Cinnamon. Is it ironic for my Christian grandmother to like the anime "The Devil is a Part-Timer"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted January 18, 2019 Share Posted January 18, 2019 If she is ironing while watching it, yes. How would you explain Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to a Buddhist monk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 Maybe focus on the zen part? Why would a Mexican demon be named Charlie Charlie instead of Carlos Carlos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Perhaps. Why are the Smash remixes of Edge of Adversity and Electroplankton straight fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Perhaps. Why are pennies made of zinc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 I thought you typed penises at first Because the value of the copper in the coin started to rise abive one cent. Why do I get randomly existential about things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 19, 2019 Author Share Posted January 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said: I thought you typed penises at first This made me laugh. 1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why do I get randomly existential about things? Because you're having an existential crisis. If the professor in Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why doesn't he just radio for help to get off the island or fix the boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 The professor wants to stay on the island. If humans keep getting smarter, will stupid questions and stupid answers be extinct one day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 No, because intelligence and wisdom are two separate stats. What would happen if you got shot in the belly button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Your belly button will get deeper. Is Jacob sexier in his human form or in his wolf form? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 As per a friend of mine, I'd say his butler form. How is Corrin able to romance Reina without any of the social difficulties of pursuing a relationship with a (more or less) 20-year age gap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Those types of marriages were common in ye olden times, that's possibly why. What would happen if magic tomes were just bad fanfiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 Then the enemies would die and become goth vampires and Dumblydore would be their leader. Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or is Pillsbury just trying to stop people's happiness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 I eat raw eggs with natto (along with seared diced Spam and roasted Korean seaweed, all on top of brown rice, yum...) from time to time, and I am still kicking and fine, so I think Pullsbury is just being a party pooper. However, be careful of eating Chipotle though; despite how much I like them, they are not known to be great with food safety. What is the best way to quit Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Smash your phone or drop it into a sewer. Is Snake in Super Smash Brothers Solid Snake or Naked Snake/Big Boss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 20, 2019 Author Share Posted January 20, 2019 Big Boss because he's clothed so not naked snake and he doesn't...have a bulge so not solid snake. What are cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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