Dragoncat Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 Because gas stations are weird. Was the lady in the Texas Walmart driving a scooter drinking wine out of a pringles can trying to escape her kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Quite to the contrary, she had to go pick them up from school. Why is "irreverent" so fun to say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Because irreverence is inherently the act of defiance against the standards of law when those who are seeking entertainment desire to achieve it. Am I the only one who wants a copy of this game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Nope, I also want bootleg copies of games for shits and giggles. Why do I have the urge to (after college) make an animated adaptation of The Epic of Gilgamesh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Because no one has ever done it before. Why do I want Disney to reboot the Percy Jackson films so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 New ownership and new potential for franchise material since the previous two films probably didn't satisfy you enough. (I only watched the second one on tv when I was bored. It was a'ight.) Can fat people go skinny dipping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) 85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie. Who in the world though Skeleton was a good idea for a sport? Edited February 21, 2019 by Interdimensional Observer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 There's a sport called Skeleton? Why do bears shit in the woods? A field would be less prickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Because bears. Why does Azura's hotness constantly fluctuate depending on the art? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Same reason women have since the creation of Fire Emblem art. Some artists are just more capable than others. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Humans can fly, but they cannot swim. Why are Mountain Dew and pee the same color? 15 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said: 85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie. *Gasp* Are you calling me fat!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 They're both drinks that people digest when they're desperate for an energy boost. What does the periodic table look like in other languages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 They look the same everywhere because everyone speaks Latin, the language of math and science. Why is the Earth flat but the sky round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 It's an optical illusion. Is Shaggy the most powerful character in fictional history? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 No, that is blasphemy. Apotheosis Anna is the one true Rightful Goddess of all of creation and every universe and multiverse imaginable. Why is the Fire Emblem not in ashes by now if the emblem is on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 The "Emblem" is actually a nuclear fusion reactor, the "fire" is actually the air around it having been superheated into plasma- the fourth state of matter. Speaking of nuclear fusion, if a Boy Scout built a nuclear fission reactor with household supplies, should we turn to the Girl Scouts to get the long-awaited self-sustaining nuclear fusion reaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I don't see why we shouldn't have such expectations at that point. I don't think I'd ever buy their cookies again though out of fear of radiation poisoning. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Hawaii may be small on a world map, and it may be a series of island, but that doesn't mean that they can't be miles long and still take some time to travel across. How hard would you have to headbutt someone to break their skull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Very VERY hard. Why the heck did I convert the Minecraft icons for the Bow, a Diamond, a Cookie, a Cake, the Golden Hoe, and the Diamond Sword into GBA FE's item icon palette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Free time and boredom can be wonderful combinations. Why isn't there costume DLC for the 3DS Fire Emblem games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Because some people (like me) will whine how it adds nothing to the gameplay. Will you help this man's settlements if you can buy a couple of burgers from him for half a dollar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Maybe. His settlements probably aren't that serious if all he has to do is sell hamburgers. Why is there not a special name for the tops of your feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 Because the guy who named the skin on your elbow the weenis got fired and not replaced. What happens if you wash your butt with shampoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Your butt hair will be soft and manageable. Or otherwise would simply smell way too good. Why don't they make a lightbulb that only turns on for things worth shining a light on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Cause it would light up whenever you're in the room. Why do all four of the Nifl sibling's damaged art look like they're nutting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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