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85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie.

 

Who in the world though Skeleton was a good idea for a sport?

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Humans can fly, but they cannot swim.

Why are Mountain Dew and pee the same color?

15 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie.

*Gasp* Are you calling me fat!?

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They're both drinks that people digest when they're desperate for an energy boost.

What does the periodic table look like in other languages?

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They look the same everywhere because everyone speaks Latin, the language of math and science.

Why is the Earth flat but the sky round? 

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No, that is blasphemy. Apotheosis Anna is the one true Rightful Goddess of all of creation and every universe and multiverse imaginable.

Why is the Fire Emblem not in ashes by now if the emblem is on fire?

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The "Emblem" is actually a nuclear fusion reactor, the "fire" is actually the air around it having been superheated into plasma- the fourth state of matter.

Speaking of nuclear fusion, if a Boy Scout built a nuclear fission reactor with household supplies, should we turn to the Girl Scouts to get the long-awaited self-sustaining nuclear fusion reaction?

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Hawaii may be small on a world map, and it may be a series of island, but that doesn't mean that they can't be miles long and still take some time to travel across.

How hard would you have to headbutt someone to break their skull? 

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Your butt hair will be soft and manageable. Or otherwise would simply smell way too good.

Why don't they make a lightbulb that only turns on for things worth shining a light on?

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