Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) They clearly thought you were someone who really needed to hear an important message. Go ninja, go ninja, go! Edited February 28, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) We all type weirdly(or in this case speak weirdly would be a little more accurate) edit: Ninja'd because we live for redundancy Am I too much of a degenerate? Edited February 28, 2019 by Ottservia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Only as much of one as society determines you to be. If something "goes without saying" why do people still say it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 (edited) Because fuck you, that's why. Why do toddlers love the word "no" so much? Edited February 28, 2019 by Corrobin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 'Cause defiance of authority is instilled in the blood of younglings when they are first introduced to the world. Why is the 0 on the phone after the 1 and not before it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Because 789 What part of society is the most environmentally unfriendly?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The toxic part. You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Get a day job. Why do we call cereal cereal when clearly it's a soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Because then we would have to put cereal in the soup aisles. And chicken broth on Frosted Flakes is not a good combination. Why do superheroes wear their underpants on the outside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 So it would be easier to activate their special man power whenever they get their daily does of sensual pleasure action. How come underpants are not called "under shorts"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 People like pants more than shorts. Which new starter Pokémon should I pick for Gen VIII? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Go team Sobble! why is Severa such a sad girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Because every child character in Awakening saw their parent's die, a zombie apocalypse, and overall the end of the world. It'd be more surprising if they weren't sad (or insane) in some way. Why is Octavias ear color different between her portrait and her in-game appearance? #QuestionalBlustonevideoswithoutcontext Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Because whoever made this game were lazy... or colorblind. Why didn't they announce a new eeveelution yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 It's all just part of the Sobble conspiracy. If the President were gay, would his husband be the first man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I believe it would be "First Gentleman." What's the fastest way to grow a human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 You build one out of earth and breathe into it Are chickens dinosaurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Yes. Why am I looking at Sigurd memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Because you like Sigurd. Why do I love chill friends more than unchill friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) If I ever see a ninja in real life, I'm gonna smack them. @Espurrhoodie He's a pretty hot guy, so I don't blame you. @Purple Mage Chill friends are at a lower temperature. Are dinosaurs chickens? Edited March 1, 2019 by indigocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 There was a dinosaur the size of a chicken so you tell me. If an ambulance fought a fire truck which one would win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Firetrucks have extremely good attack and effective damage against fire. Ambulances aren't as tanky as firetrucks, but have self-healing, so I feel like it would be a draw. The ambulance would just stall out the firetruck, but the firetruck would theoretically be attacking forever, I think. At least until one of them runs out of gas. How do you not get bedhead in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Easy, you don't sleep. How is child Alm and Celica a stronger spirit than Dan Hibiki in Smash Ultimate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Power of love is strong obviously. Why is the powerof friendship so overrated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 It is not. Most people do not have really good friends, so they are just jealous of the few people who has access to the power of friendship. Why does corn taste good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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