Espurrhoodie Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Why is it that, in video games, belly dancers are usually a PG way of saying prostitutes? (Case in point, Primrose from Octopath) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 To avoid an M rating. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Cause you fall down quicker than how you would in normal sand. Is it weird that I want a video summarizing the entire MCU narrated by Louis from Ant-Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Probably not. I would have preferred Groot myself. If sex sells, why is prostitution illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 No one wants to see people wearing skimpy clothes in public to fulfill other people's sick pleasures. Besides, would you want any kids seeing that? I can't imagine having to cover your kid's eyes every time you go out in public. What's the cheapest way to get into prom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Have your parents pay and drive. Why do Perfect Grade Gundams have so many pieces? 1 hour ago, indigocean said: No one wants to see people wearing skimpy clothes in public to fulfill other people's sick pleasures. Besides, would you want any kids seeing that? I can't imagine having to cover your kid's eyes every time you go out in public. As a closet nudist, I would not mind people wearing skimpy clothes in public. When I have kids, I am not going to bother with covering their eyes. Kids are going to figure out that stuff sooner than most people think, so I might as well use the opportunity to explain to them about marketing, STDs, and human trafficking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Because perfect grades are nigh-impossible with how the curriculum works. Fuggin' DepEd. Is it wrong for an adult to use the possibility that her friend died due to a natural disaster as a catalyst to get mad at and harass/attack a minor who hurt said friend long ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 A crime is still a crime so yes. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Apparently so. Who does not like chocolate rain once in a while? How many light bulbs does it take to screw a monkey into the ceiling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 8, 2019 Author Share Posted March 8, 2019 About 50. Why is it not called a handburger? You eat it with your hand and there is no ham in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 I think the name comes from the fact there is a place called Hamburg. Why do I randomly want child versions of lord characters (such as Alm and Celica) in Heroes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Because they're cute. Is Mycen the first non-binary FE character? He identifies as a Gold Knight, not a Boy or a Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Possibly. What is Claude doing on the boxart for Three Houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapwater Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Being a spooder man Why can't my dog recognise me through FaceTime?!?! :(Â :( big sadd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Maybe your dog is more of a nose person than an eye or ear person? Dogs rely a lot on their nose for perceiving their environment, so maybe your dog recognizes you more via smell than vision or hearing. Why does milk taste so good when you put sugar in it? For example like after you eat all cereal the sugar from cereal leaks into the milk, or just straight up pour honey or syrup into the milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 9, 2019 Author Share Posted March 9, 2019 Because sugar tastes good. My cat Cheeto sat in an oreos box. Does that mean he wants to change his name to Oreo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 If you gave him the name Cheeto because he sat on a bag of Cheetos, I don't why he can't have the option. How many songs in Fire Emblem are based on real songs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Ask somebody more music savy. How did my Mewtwo in Let's Go Pikachu only end up being 4'09"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Because your Mewtwo is smol. Why do some people ship Della Duck (Donald's sister and the mother of Huey, Dewey, and Louie) with Launchpad McQuack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Because nothing is stopping them. If a product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 They actually mean "Do not purchase if seal is broken". Why does Dimitri's hair bug me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Maybe you don't like bangs or something. Why are some subtitled Gundam specials so hard to find? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 (edited) Because a lot of anime is like that. Do wallmasters in Zelda flip each other off when Link isn't around? Does Master Hand ever do that rude gesture? What about Crazy Hand? Edited March 10, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Wallmasters actually flip Link off before dropping on him. He just can't see it because they're on the ceiling. As for Master Hand, he's a perfect gentleman, but Crazy Hand's done that gesture as he's Master Ass' proctologist, hence the white gloves. The last prostate exam drove him insane. Why does green hair Linde Meriel from Tear-Ring flip enemies off in her sage attack animation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 10, 2019 Author Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Mad-manakete said: Master Ass OMG I want to see his boss fight. 1 hour ago, Mad-manakete said: Why does green hair Linde Meriel from Tear-Ring flip enemies off in her sage attack animation? Maybe it makes the spell more powerful like boob grabs in FE4. If there's a Master Ass, what are his attacks? They're probably pretty gross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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