Espurrhoodie Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 (edited) Because she's my avatar. The only thing I share with Loki in terms of appearance is the fact we're both pale, I look more like Delthea IRL. Well, Delthea with buff legs and purple glasses, but you get my point. Why do I get the feeling that if Siivagunner does a rip of the main theme for Three Houses, the joke is going to be Before My Body is Dry (aka, DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAY!)? Edited June 16, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 @Dragoncat The religious folk sacrifice everyone who isn't in their group. The sacrifice won't be pleasant. ------- It'll probably will be that joke, its not so hard to think up. Is it strange to have like...three waifus in the Marth games? Minerva, Shiida (or Caeda), and Phina. (I know I'm using the JAP versions of these names. I'll explain who they are if you're confused.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Not at all. You have good taste. Why isn't Ike x Titania a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 Because she's like his stepmom that's nastay. If Boyd and Mia had a support, how would it go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Although I have not played Tellius games, I am going to guess that they will adopt a stray Laguz as a pet. Do Ike x Mist ships exist? 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: Because she's like his stepmom that's nastay. But they are not blood related, so I think it is okay if Ike and Titania get it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Due to the fact that a Rolf x Elincia (and then Mia) smutfic exists, i'd assume Ike x Mist exists too. Seriously, WTF INTERNET? Why is Rolf so adorable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 He has the moe-shaped face. @XRay @Purple Mage I've unfortunately seen Chrom x Lucina smutfics, and also a Sigurd x Julia smutfic on AO3. Welcome to the internet! It's messed up! Why am I tempted to change my avatar to Marianne from Three Houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Because she suits you more? @Espurrhoodie I've also seen Seliph x Deirdre. Ew. Why do I wanna see wholesome interaction between Rolf and Elincia now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 To help divert your mind from disturbing pairings. @Purple Mage Gross, at least Sigurd and Julia aren't related. Why does Oreimo have such a good opening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 16, 2019 Author Share Posted June 16, 2019 @Espurrhoodie Sigurd and Julia? But Sigurd is dead! Reminds me of the lady who claimed she had sex with a ghost... 1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why does Oreimo have such a good opening? Idk, maybe all animes have good openings? Why did I watch this: Like ten times already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Because it's funny? What happened to Dorcas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I put poison in his mutton! How many FE waifus/husbandos do you have? List them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) Three Houses: TH!Anna, F!Byleth, Edelgard, Dorothea, Petra, Mercedes, Annette, Ingrid, Hilda, Lysithea, Marianne, Rhea, Manuela, Catherine, Shamir, Flayn, Goddess Warriors: Warriors!Anna, Lianna, Yelena Gaiden/Shadows of Valentia: Faye, Silque, Clair, Mathilda, Tatiana, Celica, Mae, Genny, Sonya, Mila, Rinea, Marla, Hestia, Nuibaba, Irma, Liprica Heroes: Heroes!Anna, Sharena, Gunnthrá, Laevatein, Laegjarn, Loki, Eir, Henrietta, Thrasir, Thorr. Cipher: Emma, Shade, Yuzu, Alice, Niamh Tokyo Mirage Sessions: Shio/TMS!Anna, TMS!Aimee, Oribe Tsubasa, Kuruno Kiria, Eleanora Yumizuru, Shimazaki Maiko, Oribe Ayaha, Tiki=Waifu Fates: Fates!Anna, F!Corrin, Azura, Felicia, Flora, Lilith, Kagero, Oboro, Hana, Rinkah, Orochi, Reina, Camilla, Peri, Charlotte, Sophie, Caeldori, Rhajat, Mitama, Selkie, Nina, Ophelia, Soleil, Velouria, Daniela, Mikoto, Arete, Layla Awakening: Awakening!Anna, Merchant!Anna, Apotheosis!Anna, Summer Scramble!Anna, Hot-Spring Scramble!Anna, Five-Anna Firefight!Annas, F!Robin, Lissa, Sumia, Miriel, Maribelle, Cordelia, Panne, Tharja, Olivia, Cherche, Flavia, Say'ri, Tiki, Emmeryn, Aversa, Lucina, Cynthia, Severa, Noire, Nah, Phila, Pheros, Naga, Lepus, Anguilla, Simia, Canis, Shadow Dragon/New Mystery of the Emblem: SD!Anna, F!Kris, Elice, Caeda, Linde, Minerva, Palla, Catria, Sheena, Katarina, Clarisse, Cecil, Marisha, Yuliya, Phina, Midia, Lena, Nyna, Norne, Malice, Nagi, SD!Aimee Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn: Tellius!Aimee, Titania, Mist, Elena, Mia, Elincia, Nephenee, Sigrun, Tanith, Micaiah, Lethe, Lyre, Leanne, Nailah, Jill, Marcia, Calill, Lucia, Ena, Petrine, Ilyana, Vika, Heather, Almedha, Ashera, Ashunera, Catalena, Rolf's mom Sacred Stones: SS!Anna, Eirika, Lute, Tana, Marissa, L'Arachel, Syrene, Vanessa, Natasha, Tethys, Ismaire, Selena Binding Blade/Blazing Blade: BB!Anna, Lilina, Gwendolyn, Cecilia, Clarine, Thea, Shanna, Sue, Fir, Sophia, Idunn, Lyn, Serra, Rebecca, Louise, Priscilla, Florina, Karla, Ninian, Ursula, Larum, Echidna, Melady, Igrene, Juno, Sigune, Brunnya, Guinivere, Fiora, Farina, Isadora, Eleanora, Leila, Sonia, Helene, Natalie Geneology of the Holy War/Thracia 776: Jugdral!Anna, Tailtiu, Ethlyn, Ayra, Lachesis, Deirdre, Silvia, Julia, Lene, Ishtar, Nanna, Mareeta, Olwen, Edain, Erinys, Brigid, Cigyun, Rahna, Pamela, Lamia, Vaha, Aida, Lana, Miurne, Larcei, Creidne, Fee, Hermina, Patty, Daisy, Jeanne, Laylea, Tine, Linda, Altena, Hilda, Liza, Vampa, Fetra, Eliu, Meng, Maybell, Bleg, Lepus, Draco, Anguilla, Simia, Canis, Njörun, Fjalar, Safy, Machyua, Lara, Karin, Selfina, Tina, Eda, Linoan, Sara, Miranda, Misha, Amalda This is taking a long time. I might finish it later. Finally done! Would you make Ditto your waifu/husbando if it can change to any waifu/husbando you want? Edited June 17, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Nope. How did this topic turn into a discussion about waifus and squicky incest pairings?Not that I mind, I'm just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I have no idea. 22 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Sigurd and Julia? But Sigurd is dead! Reminds me of the lady who claimed she had sex with a ghost... I think it was a Heroes AU, still gross, though. Which Lord would be the FE equivalent of Maes Hughes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Hector. I could see him brag to others about his family, especially after Lilina is born. Which of these is better: a killer robot with cat ears or a cat robot with one thousand different guns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Cat robot is better. Would you try Rocky Mountain oysters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Well, I tried them before..they don't taste THAT bad. Is Danved and Mekkkah the same person? Or are they twins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) Mekkkah has many faces: Danved, Devdan, and Exeggutor. Also disembodied hands. We will never know his true face until Mangs finally lets him out of his dungeons (he had a chance, but then he trash-talked Julian.) You wake up and suddenly, a Saturday morning cartoon villain and a real-world politician stand by your bedside. What do you do? Edited June 17, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 In exact order: Kick the politician in the nuts. Bodyslam the villain. Lay the villain supine on a folding table. Powerbomb the politician onto the villain, putting both of them through the table. What if you open up a jar of Extra Chunky peanut butter and find out it's just peanuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I would contact the company to send a complaint about about sending an unfinished product, and check my receipt to get my money back. Who was the person that named "butt welds"? And why is that name still used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) The person is a human with a name that was alive at some point when they coined the term butt welding. The name is still used because it sounds hot. Why are unicorns not called unihorns? Edited June 17, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Because that sounds weird. What if they were called uniporns tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I would probably jump off my local Tesco.. Am I the only one getting frequent thunder storms today? Or is it just going on in Kentucky? If its only going on here then fuck Kentucky, I am moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 There was one here today. Why are Easter Bunny costumes creepy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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