Espurrhoodie Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Idk. 2 hours ago, Purple Mage said: Because that's incest? That's the joke. How come I've managed to summon four -ATK units (S!Helbindi, Ishtar, S!Laegjarn, and S!Cordelia) IN A ROW? Seriously, I think I out Rezzy'd Rezzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 The game is trying to tell you not to rely on offensive strategies to win the day. Why did early superheroes have such strange and counterproductive ways of gaining their superpowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 So they feel special and accomplished for getting powers the hard way. Would you drive a Celica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 23, 2019 Author Share Posted June 23, 2019 I'd drive an Alm. Why does flareon have no moves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 because if he got dem moves, they'd be flaring hot.. Why does Mecha exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Because there is something appealing about seeing something as ridiculous yet realistic as giant robots armed with every kind of weapon known to man duking it out in some kind of sci-fi futuristic or modern day setting. Why does nobody mention what happened to Sigurd's horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Because it probably got barbecued too. Ew, horse barbecue. Speaking of which, why does Skyrim have horse meat and dog meat, and why are there no cooked versions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Because Bethesda's ability to cook is about on par with their ability to program functioning games. Non-existent, that is. How many times have you looked at yourself and asked "would I grow bigger if I jumped around all the time"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 No but my Acrobatics skill would increase. Why do I have weird OCs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Because you have a very over-active imagination what's new scooby doo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Scooby Doo 2, or Scooby Doo Doo, which talks about Scooby's poop's journey through the septic system, solving mysteries like the sewage alligator and fatbergs. Why am I so tired today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 Because you realized Scooby's poop wouldn't be in the toilet because he's a dog and you lost sleep last night over it. (Still clever though) What if I fed my cat pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Cheeto would be happy, I guess? Why do I wanna try to play Skyrim with a fork now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Because finding creative ways to play older games is fun. I myself want to try playing Super Smash Bros. Melee using only my nose. Would that even work, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Playing Melee with one's nose? Sure it would if you mean with a GameCube controller. But you'd need real fast reactions to do any directional normal or special attack. C Stick would make uncharged smashes a breeze though. Using your nose sans GC controller? Still could work, just find some of those scientists/engineers who could make every distinct electrical impulse/muscle movement of your nose which you make, or combination of impulses, code for different actions. Should George Kamitani ever do the art/character designs for a Fire Emblem game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 After giving it a quick look... The art? Sure. The character designs? Maybe. *** How many MCU jokes will arise from Onward (Pixar's next film)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Probably quite a few. Is Teka from Moana just a mega-evolved version of Witch Rinea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 25, 2019 Author Share Posted June 25, 2019 Very possible. Why do parents buy their kids cartoon character print underwear and then act so surprised when they don't want to wear their pants? "But Mom and Dad my friends won't be able to tell I'm wearing cool Toy Story undies if I wear pants!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Because most parents are prudes and do not embrace the nudist lifestyle. Do you have a poop cycle? I poop during the morning. I used to poop during the night when I was in school before I started working. I am not sure why work makes me want to poop in the morning rather than at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 "What are you guys talking about?" "POOP!" 😄 Did you know anything about anything at one point in your life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 26, 2019 Author Share Posted June 26, 2019 I know about dinosaurs. Can February march? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Possibly. Why is the wifi in this semi-high end hotel garbage? I keep disconnecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 because in a semi-high hotel you can only get semi-high wifi. Can weed turn semi-high wifi into high wifi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I see no reason why not. Would you believe me if I said that there exists a place in this solar system that is hotter than anything on or within the Earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER Why do i love milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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