Dragoncat Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Because Minecraft is cool and doesn't require as much thinking. Why am I amused by comparing human characters to animals in gifs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Because we humans are weirdly amused by weird things. 11 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Well doesn't her father turn her into a dog? I'd be pretty rage filled too. Close, she gets merged with her dog. She gets killed afterward as an act on mercy since there's no way to change her back. Why do the lyrics for Ring a Bell from Tales of Vesperia sound oddly romantic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Because the sing is titled, "Ring a Bell." Does jello without sugar or dye qualify as "edible water?" Edited July 22, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 I think that would just be called gelatin. Why are teachers in real life not dressed like F!Byleth? That half-mini-skirt-half-dress paired with lacey stockings looks very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Because some teachers would look rather... er, distracting if they did that. Especially those over 40 and/or male. Good god, now I can't un-see it. Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP!!! What would you call a banana milk shake if you removed the banana and the milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Depends on the milkshake you're making. The result would either be blended ice cream or an ice and cinnamon mix. I've been running for the last 10 years trying to get to the other end of the world. When am I going to get to the other end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Never, because the Earth is in fact round, and round objects do not have a beginning or end. I know that might be news for some people due to the prevalence of the "Flat-Earthers" and their divine teachings (*barf*), but our home planet is not a disc, a pizza, or anything else that might be considered flat. How unfortunate would it be if the sky's daylight color would change to green all of a sudden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 From a scientific perspective, it would mean something significant is absorbing the blue light I think, or reflecting away the blue light. Scientists would with curiosity and concern explore why this has happened. The masses could go into more outright panic, or a sense of wonder. A sea-green would likely result in more aesthetic appreciation than mass panic. As the aesthetic loss of the blue color normally associated with the sky, I'm fine with a change for a time. Did anyone ever make a Three Houses parody based on the HGTV show House Hunters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 No idea, but I imagine Winterfell Castle would be sold at a discount with how horrible its defenses are. The new lord would need to raise the height of the wall, raise height of the towers on the wall, put an actual roof on all the towers, add crenelations, add machicolations, add more towers to the wall, dig a moat, rearrange the buildings in the bailey to be against the wall so you need to tear them all down and rebuild them, etc. Would you rather live in a luxurious castle or a luxurious nuclear bunker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) Somebody should. Right now. 8 hours ago, XRay said: That half-mini-skirt-half-dress paired with lacey stockings looks very nice. Agree to disagree here. Those leggings look ridiculous to me. 6 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Because some teachers would look rather... er, distracting if they did that. Especially those over 40 and/or male. Good god, now I can't un-see it. Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP!!! All I could think of is this: And I see I'm getting ninjaed so...DERP I'd rather live in a castle unless the bunker has an arcade and a swimming pool. What if it was FE Four Houses? What would the fourth house be and their leader? Edited July 23, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) The fourth house would be Green Kellam (to round out the Weapon triangle, assuming black is for colorless) because no one of proper class and standing would notice plebeians. Why did I just realized I played the wrong game with my previous question? 8 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Agree to disagree here. Those leggings look ridiculous to me. I find them really teasing and titillating, so very hawt. Edited July 23, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Because you didn't initially care about where you were posting. So should I question what a fifth house would be or just make a new thread offering people to create their own houses for Three Houses if they were able to add their own new one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Eh, this is the thread for stupid questions, which means any questions, so go nuts! 6 hours ago, Dragoncat said: All I could think of is this: OH GOD!!! For those who didn't know, the entire Goofy Goober song at the end of the movie is actually a reference to the band who made the original song they're parodying here. The original song is called "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister, and in the original music video the guys also walked around like that. Here's a link, for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY How do I know a music video/song/band from the 80s when I was born in 1993? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Because people be like that sometimes. How is Timmy an average kid that no one understands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 All kids are misunderstood in some way. Just not all kids have fairy godparents who grant wishes. If Woody is a toy from the 80s and Toy Story takes place in the 90s, how did he not have an owner before Andy and if he did, why does he not remember them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Because PLOT HOLES! Yay! Why isn't it Friday already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Because the Crests don'T want it to be Friday. Blame the Crests! Why am i working on my thesis atm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 If not now, then when? Who are you people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm me. Hello! *winks friendly while smiling* What is a "numpty"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) Numerical unidentified Matter providing thirsty Yanderes Why are memes the DNA of the Soul? >If not now, then when?Maybe after FE16 release xD Edited July 23, 2019 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Because someone thought they were clever when they replaced the "G" with an "M". Why does every time Camilla speaks, I can't help but wonder if she has an R-rated backstory/childhood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 It's Camilla's voice. Has JK Rowling ever made a reference to My Immortal in any way, shape, or form? I still think Supper Smash Bros Mishonh from God is worse than My Immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 Maybe when she said wizards used to just poop on the floor and magic it away, she was referencing it. It makes perfect sense for a "fanfic" that's the literary equivalent of fingerpainting with your own feces. Who would work better for Dunban in a hypothetical live action Xenoblade movie, Johnny Depp or Keanu Reeves? Bonus: for Reyn, Chris Hemsworth or Chris Pratt? Shulk = Elijah Wood (make him blond) and CGI Riki = Eddie Murphy lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Dunban: Jason Momoa, Reyn: Dwayne Johnson, Shulk: Samuel L Jackson, Riki: Tara Reid... Okay now that I have that out of my system... Dunban: Johnny Depp Reyn: Chris Pratt (at least after a bit of a tan.) Shulk: Elijah Wood if there's no options in this category. I think Tom Felton could be a good second choice. I think Eddie Murphy might not be high pitched enough to be Riki, though maybe it could be changed through sound mixer. I'd pick Tom Kenny if I can make a choice here though. Why can't I fart on my opponent at a Beyblade tournament when the franchise's slogan is "Let it rip!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Because it doesn't refer to farts. Why is Beck one of my favorite Archanean characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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