Dragoncat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 One time a couple months ago. Who makes the first move if Ignatz and Bernadetta become lovers and how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Ignatz: "Let me paint you like one of those French girls." Bernadetta: "*faints*" Ignatz: "Perfect!" What's the point in recruiting students from other houses? Aside from not having to kill them later. You coward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Ignatz: "Let me paint you like one of those French girls." Bernadetta: "*faints*" Ignatz: "Perfect!" Almost perfect. France does not exist for them. For a serious answer I'm thinking bonding over being bookworms in the library and they're probably gonna move pretty slow because they're both shy. Their kid might inherit some art skill... 11 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: What's the point in recruiting students from other houses? So you can be Rezzy and clear out Deer Forest. Quote Rezzy07/31/2019 On my run Golden Deer is just about empty, because I've recruited all his students to Blue Lions What happens if you try to smoke hemp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 The weed inside your body dies. 5 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Almost perfect. France does not exist for them. Crap, you're right. I ruined my own joke. Board to the face or rake to the groin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 My face is bored and I'm not raking my groin. Is it weirder to give birth in a Burger King or a Walmart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Burger King. That'd be a whopper of an event, and there isn't much that would help. Walmart could at least provide you with a lot of things you'd need get through the birth and keep yourself and the baby healthy until you get to the hospital. Provided you giving birth isn't livestreamed onto all the TVs on display at the Walmart, then Burger King is better.  What is killing my tomato plants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 The thing that kills tomato plants. Why do I feel so disgusted when some people say you need to speak English in America? If they love English so much, those unpatriotic traitors should be deported to England. True Americans speak American in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Maybe because the most common language in America is actually Spanish? Spanimerican? Americanish? Amerispanish? Take your pick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Americanish, definetly xD Â Why did just waste 2 hours writing something only a handful of people at most will read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Because you had the time and inspiration to do so. How far/high could a flea jump if it was human-sized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 The same height a human can jump. Can Nintendo stop deleting videos with Nintendo music in them? Brawlbrstms3 got deleted yesterday and I'm scared the same thing will happen to Masterenex especially since their extension of Twilight of the Gods got deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 59 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Brawlbrstms3 got deleted yesterday Actually happened like a month ago. And yes ugh so annoying I hate it! Should we protest Nintendo taking their OSTs off youtube by uploading them using this image instead of art from the game in question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Yes. 27 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Actually happened like a month ago. No, it happened yesterday since I was listening to the OST for Octopath on his channel two days ago. If Nintendo doesn't want us uploading osts on YouTube, why not make a streaming service like Spotify where we can stream osts from games they made? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Nintendo hasn't weaponized monetized the idea yet. If the police never find it, is it still a clue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 14, 2019 Author Share Posted August 14, 2019 Yes because a witness or someone can find it and tell the police. Is it true the phrase "pissed off" originated from someone's dog peeing on a map? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 From The Phrase Finder: It may depend on which side of the pond you find yourself. In the UK, it means drunk; in the US, it means annoyed and angry. (Someone else will have to supply origins....) And not just which side of the pond. Pissed means drunk in the U.S. as well, sometimes, so getting pissed might very well mean getting drunk. Or, in the U.S., getting very cross. All these words or phrases, brassed off, browned off, ticked off, pissed off, all coming into favor after World War II, seem like obvious variations on a theme, the pissed off phrase suggesting what often happens in the U.S. Make the phrase more vulgar and it may be more forceful. Alternatively, sometimes a phrase is toned down to make it more acceptable, as in, "I'm freakin' mad at you!" Or, "I kicked him in the a s s on general principles" can become "I kicked him in the butt...." Nowadays, such euphemisms often go by the board. SS alcohol inhibits a chemical that stops us producing unnecessary urine - hence why people p a lot when drunk - drunk = "pissed" or "p-d up". there is an expression for really angry - "pissing blood" - as if the person had ruptured something. so being "pissed off" is to be angry. US usage of "pissed" appears more commonly the latter. So, apparently not. --- What is the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 . <--- Â Why do i have so many tabs open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 You're on TV Tropes. Why does Marianne's crest look kinda like Duma? This isn't helping my jokes about her being related to Berkut and Rinea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 It's a callback to Duma. If a moth farts, will it fly in a straight line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Most likely, yeah. If you pop a balloon and fart at the same time, does that mean the air from the balloon somehow entered your body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 Only if you had your mouth open. Why is sneezing more socially acceptable than farting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Sneeze smells more acceptable than farts to most people. I like smelling both. What is your favorite juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 100% Orange Juice. Delicious, salty and makes you lose your friends!  Why is the smash community so ban happy? Edited August 15, 2019 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Because the backseat gaming virus has infected them tenfold to the point they started to enforce it. I hear it's even worse than the FE fanbase (seriously, watch almost any FE Let's Play on YouTube and check the comments. It's atrocious). Why is backseat gaming even a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Because there's a front seat. If birds are surveillance drones used by the government, why should anyone who doesn't have any windows in their room have to be worried about what they're seeing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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