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If both the Earth and the human body are both 70% water, does that mean the human body is it's own earth?

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If you think about it, the human body kind of is a planet to billions of microorganisms.  Kind of weird since the human body needs some of those microorganisms to survive but the planet Earth seemingly doesn't need the things that lives on it to survive, unless you believe the planet is a living organism like the human body is.

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

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The egg in the name stems from its dish of origin, referenced in 1917, which describes a meat and vegetable filling wrapped in an egg omelet.
The egg roll of today doesn't have any eggs in it. It's like a hot dog that doesn't contain any dog meat despite its name.

Or does it?

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Because McDonalds Sprite hits differently.

W-why does Amaterasu from Okami have a butthole? (Spoiler because the pic is massive):

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This is from the actual game. This isn't photoshopped. WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BUTTHOLE?!

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It seems Amaterasu doesn't have magic stomach acids that causes food to completely disappear without having to go to the bathroom.

Why are there already Christmas songs on the radio despite it not even being Thanksgiving yet?

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16 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said:

W-why does Amaterasu from Okami have a butthole?

Chibirasu in Okamiden does too.

5 minutes ago, Hawkwing said:

Why are there already Christmas songs on the radio despite it not even being Thanksgiving yet?

Because people prematurely Christmas decorate. This is also the reason it's snowing.

Who would win in a fight, Santa or the Easter Bunny?

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Santa, because he would just squish the Bunny with his very large belly.

4 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

W-why does Amaterasu from Okami have a butthole? (Spoiler because the pic is massive):

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This is from the actual game. This isn't photoshopped. WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BUTTHOLE?!

Ability spoilers:

You can literally pee and poop on things later on. Poop works as a bomb (because... because), while peeing on enemies nets you Demon Fangs, which you can trade in for useful stuff. This game is weird (and beautiful. And awesome).

When will Christmas and Easter be on the same day?

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6 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

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The peeing is odd because Ammy is female and she poses like a male dog does during it.

 

6 hours ago, DragonFlames said:

When will Christmas and Easter be on the same day?

When hell freezes over.

What are birds so excited about at 5 am?

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Dehydration, silence, and an intense focus on something that causes you to forget your surroundings.

Why are the Vengir shunned by the other Polytopian tribes?

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Possibly.

What happened to Jugdral in thd 900 years between Genealogy and Shadow Dragon? Did it go missing? Did it get flooded and that's where Valentia and Archanea come from? HOW DO YOU LOSE SUCH A MASSIVE CONTINENT!?!

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Because it reflects a different time when men were truly allowed to be men.  When it reminds us what it truly is to be allowed to live in an era where a man could actually be proud of his masculinity and be rewarded for being willing to demonstrate it before millions.  Just look at the Alm of today and you see how the cirrent agenda of our time has managed to work its way into our entertainment and reduce men to literal jokes of what they once were.  Truly a sad time for all of us to be living in where we see men no longer allowed to be what they were meant to be.

Why is Greenland called Greenland when it's covered in ice?

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Because teleportation plays more to his strengths since it involves breaking things down to their molecular level while warping involves moving from point A to point B at a very fast rate without doing that.

Why did I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator get cheated out of its Game of the Year nomination at the VGAs?

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Probably. Birds fly over parks frequently.

Would you like to eat a pie baked by me? I have never baked a pie before.

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