XRay Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Cause reality said so. You got into a fight with Little Caesar. He asks "Do you want a pizza me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 The proper response would be, "Pizza Pizza muthafu - *loud gunshots*". If two wrongs don't make a right, how many does it take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 (edited) Whoops, didn't see that post. Immense atonement. 5 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: Espurrhoodie. Even funnier, she's of Scicilian descent. I can feel my late-grandfather (who is Sicilian) judging me from beyond the grave. Although in my case, it's mosly because I don't like the texture lf the bread How come I can drink tea late at night and sleep just fine, but if I have tae kwon do class a few hours prior, I can't sleep? Edited December 12, 2019 by Espurrhoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Probably four. If wrong is imaginary and one is right, you will need four wrongs I think. Ninja'd. Adrenaline courses through your veins, so maybe that is why. Why eat pizza when you can eat grilled cheese pepperoni sandwich with tomato dipping sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Not too bad of an idea. Unfortunately it's pretty hard to do stuffed crust that way. Are flat-earthers basically people who take the phrase, "Flat is justice!" too far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Yes. Would you like to E X P E R I E N C E C O R N E L I U S?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 Marth's Dad, go home, you're drunk. What kind of vegetables do Robin and Byleth like? Corrin likes corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Robin is probably sunflower seeds. Byleth knowing the luck of the protagonist liking the hardest to find stuff, probably speed carrots. What ceiling did you stare at today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 The ceiling above me. If you are a pizza, which one would you be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 The one being digested. What's the point of baking bread if it's basically going to revert back to its batter state when it hits the stomach anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 Because it tastes better baked. Is Indech Chonky Turters Boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Si. What is your favorite position to eat a pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 None. Is this a good boy?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Sure looks like a happy one at least. If one train in Idaho is traveling 70 miles per hour and the other one from the same station has a 30 minute delay but travels at 80 miles per hour, which one will get to Cuba first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Whichever train that can fly or swim. Or teleport. Is there a pizza even plainer than cheese pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Plain pizza bread? Why does my dog (pictured above) look high in that photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Did he eat anything weird? Why are beavers busy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Cause they need to constantly sharpen their teeth. Do you prefer to have a pizza instead of a cake for your birthday? You are still allowed put candles on your pizza if you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I prefer cake. I want an ice cream cake! What do you think of CHROMastone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 My thoughts are, "Chrom doesn't have a harem how?" Why does Espurrhoodie's dog look like the sort of dog that would sing the Silent Hill 2 Dog Ending song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I dunno, I've never played Silent Hill. Can somebody explain to me wtf Death Stranding is about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 (edited) One word: Are you the grand puba of the muckity muck of the cluckity cluck? Edited December 14, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 Sounds dirty. Why does Santa ride on firetrucks in parades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLuckyHaiku Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Just in case he accidentally starts on fire. What year will I die in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 There's is no year for even if the body fails the soul shall go on, life eternal, yadda yadda yadda. (Phew dodged a dark question) Anybody want to be evil with the cool gang, or would you rather be lame with the nerd team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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