XRay Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Same with me. I refuse to watch really long series because I do not have the patience nor attention span to watch them. I dropped Fate Stay/NIght, Magical Index/Railgun, Digimon, etc. I did watch the latest Digimon movies though. I think Shakugan no Shana is the longest series I have completed. I was able to complete the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies and Star Wars movies (I have not bothered with the television portion), but that is only because they release one or two movies a year, and it is spread out over multiple years. Would you barbecue Cthulhu if he was a tasty octopus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I already fear what implications could follow if Cthulhu was dead as it is. I have a feeling injesting a portion of him would result in me being transformed into a mini version of him or something equally Lovecraftian. Why was Pecan and Cinnamon Special K the first thing I ate this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Because it's a good breakfast food. Why does this song accurately describe my luck? Not just in Heroes, but with everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Maybe you're not playing the right song. Also, that video was 10 years ago. That guy was really ahead of his time. Where's the Wooloo Sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 We don't know okay? We dont know!... Right here chef I have it! Why was Shenmue 3 the first game I beat this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 3, 2020 Author Share Posted January 3, 2020 Because the universe said so. What if we all woke up tomorrow and we were dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 That would be hilarious. Why are most """""""AAA""""""" games released last year so hilarious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Because Mr Krabs developed them. Where did Mr Krabs adopt Pearl from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Who said anything about adoption? Which words should I use to make a word salad and what would be the ideal dressing for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Go through your dictionary and pick out random words. As for the dressing, may I suggest ranch? Why isn't moisturizer for your butthole a thing? Or is that just hemorroid cream? Asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 It's called lube and it's for naughty stuff. Do corgis float? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Not sure. I know dogs can usually swim. Would you barbecue a hotdog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Yes. Is school a necessary evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Kind of. 21 hours ago, Dragoncat said: It's called lube and it's for naughty stuff. Ah, yes. Let me just ask my grandma to buy anal lube for me next time she goes to the store. Are Eldigan and Mami from Madoka Magica the same character? I mean (Madoka spoiler btw, and I guess Genealogy) : Spoiler They're both blondes that got aHEAD of themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Yes indeed. Spoiler It's actually the head that's the same and it jumps from one world to another whenever its new body loses it. How effective is a lightning bolt for mixing a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I don't know, but the answer would probably SHOCK us.No need to show me to the door. I know where it is... How many mooks does it take to kill a main character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Mooks cannot kill the main character unless the main character's plot armor allows them to do so. Since Gordon Ramsey is so good at grilling people, does that mean he is a barbecuing cannibal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Only if he eats them, which I doubt he does. How many Faerghus knights does it take to change a lightbulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Hard to say, but probably a lot. Dimitri is kind of dim when it comes to the dark reality of the world. How many Rheas does it take to barbecue Fódlan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Judging by her final forms size and the size of the continent, I'm going to guess at least a million and that's assuming they all agree to exert the same amount of fire breathing power as one another. How much sustenance can a goldfish provide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Not much. Why do I get the feeling that going to a random cliff surrounded by serene nature while the sun is setting and start screaming like this would be therapeutic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Because the scenery would be beautiful and screaming has been proven as a great stress reliever. Would you eat Fish Pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 If I lost weight because of it. So people have said that if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, it would still make noise. Was anyone ever around to ever see if that claim was actually true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 No, but they can send a drone there instead. Should we just barbecue the world's forest instead of chopping it down slowly just to get over how horrible humans are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Gee, with that attitude you might as well send the planet Earth's coordinates to the Galactic Confederacy and have it done for us. Was the first person to request "Give me a hand." telling another person to give him a decapitated hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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