Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Tell my butler that he's fired... literally. You know how people use pringle chips to make duck bills with their mouths? What sort of creature could someone be if they did the same thing with Dorito chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 An octopus. Why are Canada people nice, but Canada geese are evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Because Canada's national bird is no longer the Canada Goose but the Gray Jay/Whisky Jack/Camp Robber, therefore they don't have to be polite. Why is GhebFe a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Because it was conceived to begin with since Gheb needs as much attention as possible. What sort of flavor would you think a gray colored Mountain Dew would be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 Plain water. Why has nobody stolen a donut truck and gone on a high speed chase yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightchao42 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 People have tried, but the donuts were so delicious that would-be thieves were too busy eating them to drive away from the cops. Mmm, donuts... What would Sothis's favorite TV show be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 She's too busy trolling Byleth by pushing the fart or sneeze button in public. She needs to stop that. If a laguz wore pants would he wear them like this or like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Like them. Did you know that Papa John's sells Fritos Chili Pizza? It's described having hand-tossed original crust covered with chili sauce, real beef, fresh-sliced onions, vine-ripened Roma tomatoes and a layer of cheddar and real cheese made from mozzarella, then baked and finished with FRITOS Original Corn Chips for you to enjoy. What sort of variation of this do you think would be a good combination to place Doritos of any kind on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 No, I did not know that. I suppose I wouldn't mind a pepperoni variant, since that and cheese are really the only types of pizza I eat. Recently, why do I keep ending up with food-related questions when I try to participate on this forum game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Me? It's because I'm trying to be Xray. And it's working to a greater extent than I hoped. Everybody else? They might be able to say. Did you guys see Onward? Apparently this universe's version of Mountain Dew is Mountain Doom. Do you think their version of Doritios might be something like Inigos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 I haven't seen it yet! I want to! If I have 20 apples and you have 50 pencils and there are 10 pancakes on the roof, what color is the alien's hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 This is a trick question, because aliens don't wear hats on a Saturday. Also, did somebody say... delicious pancakes?!?The day a meme was born. If I put a green liquid and a blue liquid into the same glass, how high are the chances of it exploding? This is an emergency... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Ostensibly, 18%. What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 25, 2020 Author Share Posted April 25, 2020 Shave his belly with a rusty razor. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Because the chicken had better self confidence that day. If Hubert gave Edelgard his Mountain Dew, what adorable little snack do you think his Black Garlic Doritos and her Smartfood Delight White Cheddar Popcorn would make together? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 An unhealthy one? What is the difference between a cliff and a pool table? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) One can kill you, the other is a cliff. Would you forgive someone after they tried to kill your cake? Edited April 26, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Sure. Forgiveness is important no matter the crime. Why do I love getting creative with search engines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Because it leads to hilarious results. Somebody, a complete strager, walks up to you and slaps your ice cream out of your hand. What would the reason for that action have to be in order for you to accept it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Ice cream tastes good. Mayonnaise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Good. Why am I still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Why are any of us here? Since Doritos Course of Destruction is a game that used to be free on XBLA but now a game that can only be played by purchasing a demo disc from an Xbox game magazine, is it safe to say this game is the most "appreciated in value" game ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 29, 2020 Author Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) I don't know, but Captain Crunch and the Crunchling Thief is gonna be remade. Who ate all of Dimitri's cheetos? Edited April 29, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Plot twist. It was Dimitri. He's a sleep-eater. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) You know what they say about teaching an old dog new tricks. So when Nacho Cheese Doritos get blended into Mountain Dew, does it turn orange because of the cheese or the chips? Edited April 29, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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