Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 When you email first. Unless you're waiting for spam in which case just wait a little. If someone had to be pointed out that they were as cold as ice, wouldn't they already know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 (edited) No, they could be asleep. Edited? Edited January 30, 2021 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Because dumb reasons! Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Z Has anyone ever actually utilized an actual blood bath before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 ... What is with these pigeons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Well the internet kind of broke since everyone was on it due to COVID, and no one is allowed to leave the house, so now we send mail like in the olden days. Why is life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 For the lulz. I want to put a new letter in the alphabet, who do I submit my recommendation to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Shakespeare. Might take a while to process though, I hear no one has heard anything from him in a while. Why can’t I draw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Most likely the same reason I can't. How long before we get there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Say that again and you get thrown out of the car. You should know that by now. Why does art? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 In the name of Pain, Misery, and Woe. Come again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 How lewd. How lewd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 About a 6.9/10. Why is school work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randoman Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 Because most skill/character building activities are work, sadly. What would you personally think of a superhero with mosquito themed gear/weapons, but doesn't actually use real mosquitoes to fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 How do you use real mosquitos to fight? Give them all malaria and sick them on the enemy? (In other words, I think it would be fine to not fight with mosquitoes. Although if I was picking a creature to theme myself off of as a superhero, mosquitoes wouldn’t be my first choice.) Why does the justice system in the U.S. not work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Because you can't spell Justice with just U and S. Why are people attending the Superb Owl in person? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Because people like owls. But why did it take me until after writing that answer that superb owl = super bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Your brain just caught up with the idea before crossing the finish line. Why would anyone say their vacuum sucks when it's obviously supposed to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Because they are proud of their vacuum. When a power vacuum is left after a scuffle between nations, why does nobody vacuum with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 No one knows where to plug it in. Why do I feel like I’ve wasted my life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Anybody who says they don't is lying. A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 He’s white. Why do we make children go to school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 They aren't going to conform and be molded by the demands of an all encompassing and ever demanding capitalist system themselves. How do you lose weight without moving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 All those drinks you get infomercials and add about constantly. One of them has to work. When the public can safely live on and visit Mars, what is the first thing you will do there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Get out of the spaceship. What happens if a duck, a duck and a goose walk into a bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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