Hawkwing Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 You have to love something in order to successfully teach it. That, and math teachers that used to be engineers tend to be weird. Why did two mooks fall down despite no one attacking them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) Because mooks suck. Why are Green Units so stupid? Edited November 13, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 They're inexperienced (see what I did there?). Why do we see a checkerboard pattern briefly after we rub our eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Huh. You do! Kinda. Why do I like chickens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin126 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Because they taste good   Are you an extrovert or introvert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Introvert Do you believe in fate/destiny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Not really, no. @Purple Mage, you didn't really answer the question. :P Why do we say that any meat we're having for the first time would "taste like chicken?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Because we have got chicken on the brain. Houston, have we got a problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Ask Capcom. Am I the only one on this site who’s favorite game company is Capcom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodHoms Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I'm sure they're out there. Capcom is one of my favorites too, but not my absolute favorite. When will the next big crash of the video game industry occur? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 When the shovelware starts piling up and indie games become crap. Why are all the weapons in the original Final Fantasy melee weapons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Because they couldn't program ranged weapons yet. Why do dogs still bark at you when you walk past their yard even if you do it every day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Because they’re bitches, including the male dogs. Are you a sadist or a masochist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) Neither, actually. 1 hour ago, SMEDIA said: Because they’re bitches, including the male dogs. Heh, nice pun. Why do we find some things / creatures "cute"? Edited November 14, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin126 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Because they are, duh  Are puppies or babies cuter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Puppies! If you're riding a donkey and somebody throws a rock at you and you fall off, are you stoned off your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Yes. Why am I weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Who isn't? (That is both my answer and question) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin126 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Literally everyone's weird, just in different ways. *flashes back to how I watched Curious George till I was 12*   Did we ever find out what the man in the yellow hat's real name is in Curious George? Or did his parents just name him The Man With the Yellow hat because he had a yellow hat obsession? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 I think his name was given in the Curious George movie but I forgot it. Either way, he does have a name, we just might not learn it because George only knows him as the man in the yellow hat. If Buzz Lightyear didn't know he was a toy, why did he still freeze when humans were around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) Because toys have a natural instinct to freezing up when humans are nearby. This instinct automatically triggers the complete stillness of the entire body, while bodily functions and metabolism are reduced to minimum so as to not alert humans to the fact that the toys are in fact alive. The greatest advantage to this: the toy doesn't even need to be aware that it is indeed a toy. Why are fire trucks red? Edited November 14, 2018 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin126 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Fire, red, fires are red......    In the book if you give a moose a muffin. Why is the boy in the story not suprised that there's a moose in his house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 He lives in Canada and moose go in houses all the time there. In the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, why didn't the bear family just lock the door when they left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 They're bears. They probably thought they were threatening enough that most of the forest animals knew it would be a bad idea to break into their house. They also wanted to save money and didn't buy a door with a locking device. Why do the people onscreen always have strange faces when pausing a movie or video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Because: Never ever, under any circumstances, pause a Disney movie. How do I convince an American to move to the Philippines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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