Karimlan Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Ask Stahl. Or Effie. I'm sure they'd be all over the idea. Why are fireman's axes less grand looking than a medieval battleaxe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Firemen want the challenge. What kind of bees produce milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Boobies, according to Google. Why do I keep forgetting questions that I want to ask (until after I ask a question, then I instantly remember them)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 You don't write them down, fam. What's the most effective way of writing a research paper without actually researching anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Writing down your thoughts, I guess. How does someone break a habit of randomly nail-biting? I'm... uh, asking for a friend who's fingers look like they've been through a blender and totally not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Keep your nails trimmed at all times. You cannot bite your nails if they are not long enough. If questions are not even sentient beings, how do questions get stupid if they have no intelligence in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Questions gain the essence of those who ask them. They do not live, but they do inherit the intent and underlying character of the inquisitor, which can include stupidity. And despite the best efforts of Socrates and modern scientists, the creation of a question-based lifeform has yet to come to fruition.  What word do donkeys use to insult each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 They call each other ass. Why do not humans not sniff each other's butts like normal animals do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 We skip to eating it. A hat can be a boat, but can a boat be a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Probably if you got a mini one. 36 minutes ago, XRay said: Keep your nails trimmed at all times. You cannot bite your nails if they are not long enough. I somehow manage to bite my nails despite then being nonexistant. (I'm serious about the nail biting thing, it's an actual problem I have, my cuticles are shredded, plz help) Why do I keep having weird dreams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Because your brain is trying to tell you something. Why do I get bad dreams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Your brain is trying to offer you a warning about something bad about to happen. My mom washes the dishes before she uses the dish washer. What does the dish washer do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Pick up the slack that your mom couldn't handle. 2 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: I somehow manage to bite my nails despite then being nonexistant. (I'm serious about the nail biting thing, it's an actual problem I have, my cuticles are shredded, plz help) Non-serious advice: Rip your nails off and never let them grow back. Serious advice: Put something over your nails to prevent you biting them, like fake nails or closed-finger gloves (don't try and get open fingered gloves, I'm sure you can guess why). You could also try putting tape or bandages over your nails so they're blocked off, too. Another suggestion would be chewing gum. Habits can be broken, but it takes some work. Don't think about biting your fingernails, but do think about how fingernails are made of the same stuff toenails are made of. You wouldn't go biting your toenails, would you? If an imposter calls the person that they're posing as as the imposter, but the person that the imposter is calling the imposter is currently posing as another person who also happens to be an imposter, who's the real imposter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, indigoceans said: Non-serious advice: Rip your nails off and never let them grow back. Serious advice: Put something over your nails to prevent you biting them, like fake nails or closed-finger gloves (don't try and get open fingered gloves, I'm sure you can guess why). You could also try putting tape or bandages over your nails so they're blocked off, too. Another suggestion would be chewing gum. Habits can be broken, but it takes some work. Don't think about biting your fingernails, but do think about how fingernails are made of the same stuff toenails are made of. You wouldn't go biting your toenails, would you? Hmm, I have a touchscreen stylus, think latex gloves would work so I can do things (such as eating finger food) without the worry of getting cotton gloves messy and use the touchscreen stylus for my tablet? Frick I forgot about chewing gum, unfortunately, I pick at my nails using my fingers, so that won't work 100%. Psychological stuff doesn't work real well for me, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 Is the mom in The Cat in the Hat Knows A Lot About That a bad parent because she allows her kids to go to the moon and stuff on their own with the Cat who may very well be an imaginary friend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Yup. Can someone eat four dozen eggs every morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 (edited) As long as they have cool hands.  Could James McAvoy be any more charming?  Edited January 16, 2019 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Possibly. Why was Stan Lee in The Princess Diaries 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 You didn't know that was the Agent Carter movie that took place before the first Avengers movie? Why is it I end up liking a good chunk of things that everyone on the internet rallies around to hate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Love beats hate. Why is water called water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silafante Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Because someone said so and nobody challenged it. What is the difference between gum and candy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Gum has plastic or something in it and cannot be digested. Wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) We've got one built out of packing snow along the Canadian border at least. What's the best of the three languages to learn, American, British, or English? Edited January 17, 2019 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 British! Cahnt mersenries reesursch geezer! Xenoblade has made me love that accent although I did go wtf at "geezer". Who was Susan and why was she lazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Susan is female and she is lazy because she is not a hard worker. Would the world be a better place if everyone got their own waifu/husbando dakimakura/pillow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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