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No, because there would be an abundance of pillows and all of the worlds cotton supply would be used up and wars would be fought between nations for the pursuit of clothing.

Is it possible to make toast in a microwave?

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On 1/15/2019 at 9:32 PM, Espurrhoodie said:

Hmm, I have a touchscreen stylus, think latex gloves would work so I can do things (such as eating finger food) without the worry of getting cotton gloves messy and use the touchscreen stylus for my tablet?

Frick I forgot about chewing gum, unfortunately, I pick at my nails using my fingers, so that won't work 100%.

Hey, sorry for the late response. Anyway, I think that's a pretty good idea. If anyone questions it, just say that you're germophobic. It works for me all the time (even though my parents are slightly worried about my germophobia).

The toast might be a bit radioactive, and it would be better to call it warmer-than-room-temperature bread, but yeah, I think so.

Could you call an illiterate pig an uncultured swine?

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Buzz Lightyear is considered an illegal alien.

Why does dog food taste better than cat food?

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I mean, that's a personal choice that no one can really stop you from making. If you feel too pressured by the online world, it's okay. I am too. We all are. Just know that we're here for you and we wholeheartedly support your decision. Just make sure to be back within the next hour.

14 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

How is the current commander of our Space Force not Buzz Lightyear?

Back up, we have a Space Force?

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If she is ironing while watching it, yes.

How would you explain Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to a Buddhist monk?

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Maybe focus on the zen part? 

Why would a Mexican demon be named Charlie Charlie instead of Carlos Carlos?

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I thought you typed penises at first

Because the value of the copper in the coin started to rise abive one cent.

Why do I get randomly existential about things?

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1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said:

I thought you typed penises at first

This made me laugh.

1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Why do I get randomly existential about things?

Because you're having an existential crisis.

If the professor in Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why doesn't he just radio for help to get off the island or fix the boat?

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The professor wants to stay on the island.

If humans keep getting smarter, will stupid questions and stupid answers be extinct one day?

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No, because intelligence and wisdom are two separate stats.

What would happen if you got shot in the belly button?

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Your belly button will get deeper.

Is Jacob sexier in his human form or in his wolf form?

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As per a friend of mine, I'd say his butler form.

How is Corrin able to romance Reina without any of the social difficulties of pursuing a relationship with a (more or less) 20-year age gap?

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Those types of marriages were common in ye olden times, that's possibly why.

What would happen if magic tomes were just bad fanfiction?

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Then the enemies would die and become goth vampires and Dumblydore would be their leader.

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or is Pillsbury just trying to stop people's happiness?

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I eat raw eggs with natto (along with seared diced Spam and roasted Korean seaweed, all on top of brown rice, yum...) from time to time, and I am still kicking and fine, so I think Pullsbury is just being a party pooper. However, be careful of eating Chipotle though; despite how much I like them, they are not known to be great with food safety.

What is the best way to quit Heroes?

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Smash your phone or drop it into a sewer.

Is Snake in Super Smash Brothers Solid Snake or Naked Snake/Big Boss?

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Big Boss because he's clothed so not naked snake and he doesn't...have a bulge so not solid snake.

What are cookies?

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