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Because gas stations are weird.

Was the lady in the Texas Walmart driving a scooter drinking wine out of a pringles can trying to escape her kids?

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Because irreverence is inherently the act of defiance against the standards of law when those who are seeking entertainment desire to achieve it.

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Am I the only one who wants a copy of this game?

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Nope, I also want bootleg copies of games for shits and giggles.

Why do I have the urge to (after college) make an animated adaptation of The Epic of Gilgamesh?

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New ownership and new potential for franchise material since the previous two films probably didn't satisfy you enough.  (I only watched the second one on tv when I was bored.  It was a'ight.)

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

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85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie.

 

Who in the world though Skeleton was a good idea for a sport?

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Humans can fly, but they cannot swim.

Why are Mountain Dew and pee the same color?

15 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

85% of skinny dippers are fat, so yes. Everyone knows the rule of naturism is that mostly normally-considered-unattractive-by-society people do it. Since most people who look good know to reserve their nakedness as a private commodity, rather than waste it as a public freebie.

*Gasp* Are you calling me fat!?

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They're both drinks that people digest when they're desperate for an energy boost.

What does the periodic table look like in other languages?

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They look the same everywhere because everyone speaks Latin, the language of math and science.

Why is the Earth flat but the sky round? 

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No, that is blasphemy. Apotheosis Anna is the one true Rightful Goddess of all of creation and every universe and multiverse imaginable.

Why is the Fire Emblem not in ashes by now if the emblem is on fire?

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The "Emblem" is actually a nuclear fusion reactor, the "fire" is actually the air around it having been superheated into plasma- the fourth state of matter.

Speaking of nuclear fusion, if a Boy Scout built a nuclear fission reactor with household supplies, should we turn to the Girl Scouts to get the long-awaited self-sustaining nuclear fusion reaction?

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I don't see why we shouldn't have such expectations at that point.  I don't think I'd ever buy their cookies again though out of fear of radiation poisoning.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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Hawaii may be small on a world map, and it may be a series of island, but that doesn't mean that they can't be miles long and still take some time to travel across.

How hard would you have to headbutt someone to break their skull? 

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Very VERY hard.

Why the heck did I convert the Minecraft icons for the Bow, a Diamond, a Cookie, a Cake, the Golden Hoe, and the Diamond Sword into GBA FE's item icon palette?

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Free time and boredom can be wonderful combinations.

Why isn't there costume DLC for the 3DS Fire Emblem games?

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Because some people (like me) will whine how it adds nothing to the gameplay.

Will you help this man's settlements if you can buy a couple of burgers from him for half a dollar?

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Because the guy who named the skin on your elbow the weenis got fired and not replaced.

What happens if you wash your butt with shampoo?

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Your butt hair will be soft and manageable. Or otherwise would simply smell way too good.

Why don't they make a lightbulb that only turns on for things worth shining a light on?

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Cause it would light up whenever you're in the room.

Why do all four of the Nifl sibling's damaged art look like they're nutting?

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