Dismissed Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Because dank memes. 2 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Because if a sausage is white it's moldy and rotten and it's a public health hazard so it shouldn't be in the church. Bratwurst is white tho Why do I like bratwurst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 21, 2019 Author Share Posted June 21, 2019 35 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: Bratwurst is white tho It is? My dad and uncles have made them and they're the same color as hotdogs. Because the word "bratwurst" is funny. Why do goats eat everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 They are the real-world Kirbies, but think more along the lines of original GameBoy Kirbies.... How long would you consider a hiatus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Depends on the release schedule. If something is normally released every day, week, month, or X time period, I think if that thing has its release delayed by more than 3 days, week, month, or X time period, then I think it qualifies as a hiatus. What is your favorite color? Mine is black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Blue, can't think of a particular shade though. And my room is Cabbage Leaf Green.  Has mock apple pie lost its reason to exist in a globalized world where apples are available year round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 No, because it's still tasty. 3 hours ago, Dragoncat said: It is? My dad and uncles have made them and they're the same color as hotdogs. The meat on the inside becomes white when you grill it. There is even specific "Weisswurst" (white sausage), a specialty in Bavaria. If it's the color of hotdogs even after grilling it, they've either used hotdog sausages (so-called "Bockwurst") or the meat is from cows, not pigs. As proof: The lower one is Nürnberger Bratwurst in its raw, ungrilled form. *drool* Great, now I'm hungry... What do you prefer: A pie to the face or ice cubes down your back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Yes! I love me some Nürnberger Bratwurst right now. The weisswurst question was actually directed to @DragonFlames. Had eaten them once, with a pretzel and sweet mustard, and they were boiled. **** Ice cubes down the back. Do you ever fall asleep in the afternoon, and you wake up before dusk, and forget what day it is? Do you find yourself thinking, "could this be yesterday?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 All the time. What would the advertising world be like if more commercials were like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 People wouldn't complain about ads anymore, that's for sure. If you play a game/read a book, do you prefer the hero(ine) to be some random shmoe or someone special, like a noble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 II enjoy both, although it depends on the kind of story that's being told. If I had to choose, then I find random shmoes rising up to the occasion to be more interesting than special people doing special things, but as long as their specialness makes sense in the world itself, then I can still have fun with the plot. When setting up what a phone will sound like when it rings, why do people choose crazy/embarrassing songs, when they should know full well that the possibility of it going off in public is high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 Because people are stupid. What happens when you sprain your buttcheek? Clearly the most intellectual of questions on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) Well, one of two things can happen if you sprain your posterior: 1) you will be unable to sit for a while or 2) you will be unable to follow the call of nature. A worst case scenario would be both of these things happening at once. Whatever do you mean? A more intellectual question has never been asked, good lady. In fact, I am quite pleased that someone was finally willing to bring some true inquiries of wisdom to this establishment. *aristocratically sips tea with raised pinky* Why do people insist on playing mostly terrible music on their phones outside at night during summer so that everyone who has their windows open can hear it? Edited June 21, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 People have to keep themselves awake to party the night away somehow. Why do people claim that Ricken's only character trait is that he doesn't want people to treat him like a child, despite the fact that only some of his supports bring that up and even less make it the focus of the conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Because Ricken is smol. Why do I find characters like Lugh, Rolf, and Ricken adorable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Because they are smol. Why does eating cheese make me constipated? I love cheese ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Because if it didn't, you'd eat my cheese, too! Hands away! Why can't i stop time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 You don't have the Time Stone. Why do I like fire/ice/lightning combos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 You play Skyrim. What is your favorite flower? I like Jasmine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 22, 2019 Author Share Posted June 22, 2019 Idk pansies? Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think "what wattage is my microwave"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Yes. Will I finally have a good time sleeping tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 If you go to bed at a good time, possibly probably. Why does everytime I try to get a non-online emulator to work, it ends in confusion and failure? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Because it's a bad emulator? Why hasn't someone parodied the cover of Oreimo with, say, Ephraim and Eirika or Lachiesis and Eldigan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Because that's incest? Despite that, why do I imagine that my OC and his female counterparts love singing duets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Because you sing infront of the mirror alone alot What are the requirements of the True End of the game called Real Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 You need to get an S-rank in every category across the board, even the ones that contradict other ones. To do this you have to follow every rule of every Holy Text ever written, even the one I'm intending to make up as a joke, to the letter. This is despite the fact the one I'm intending to write basically requiring you to break key rules of every other one because I'm secretly an edgy teenager who thinks Vega from TRS is the best character. How many minutes per second have you traveled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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