Espurrhoodie Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 It just did. When will my husband return from the war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2019 Author Share Posted August 11, 2019 When his supervisor says he's free to go. When will my parents say this was all fake, I'm the royal heir to Potatocatland Empire and they just raised me in Wyoming to teach me to be humble and now I'm rich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 The moment you find out that your life and world has simultaneously been staged as a romantic comedy for the amusement of the entire world.Did anyone even see The Truman Show? I loved that movie. How do you make orb-shaped pancakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2019 Author Share Posted August 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Did anyone even see The Truman Show? I loved that movie. I had to watch it in school. Was interesting. 7 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: How do you make orb-shaped pancakes? With a farting waffle iron. Is it illegal to be naked in a Walmart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrimpica Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 yes, because naked bodies are more dangerous than guns Vampire, Vampire in the wall, who's the most vampielike of them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2019 Author Share Posted August 11, 2019 The Count from Sesame Street. Why does waterboarding sound like a fun activity to do at the beach when it's absolutely NOT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Because making decidedly unfun things sound fun is a very popular MO for several groups of people that I won't name. 8 hours ago, Shrimperor said: yes, because naked bodies are more dangerous than guns Topical joke is topical XD How much candy can the average person eat within one hour? Edited August 11, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 If you're talking about the average American, this much: If the world is round, what are we rolling on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 We are rolling on earth that is on Earth. If earth is on Earth, do we call the dirt on Mars as mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Yes and the moon is made of cheese. Are aliens not talking to us because humanity is stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Yes. Why do I seemingly have good luck with Raphael, Ignatz, and Sylvain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) Sylvain thinks he has a punch card for times he impressed your Byleth and if he gets all the punches he gets a dinner date and "chill" if he's lucky. Raphael just heard "dinner" and was inspired to do his best just for that. Ignatz is tagging along because he's certain Sylvain is up for something and plus he still owes him money for a dick sketch that he was going to give to the first female student he saw afterward but Manuela confiscated it and Ignatz doesn't care he wants his money. Am I the only one who thinks Claude and Hilda have sparks? Edited August 12, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Yes. Why does Ignatz look like a blonde Harry Potter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Because Hilda looks like a pink-haired Severa. Only with bigger... uh, boingy bits. On that note, Hilda and Dorothea being 18 at the start of the game is the devs telling you "we know". What if I told you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Told me what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Told you that one joke about the guy who did some stuff with some other guy. It's funny. If Bernadetta's personal skill is Persecution Complex, does that mean Persecution Mania by Sodom is her theme song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Probably, either that or she plays Ace Attorney. Why are most fictional emperors either evil or chill and calm or both, when historically most emperors were batshit insane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Because Nintendo wanted to find some way to rival Persona 5. Why can't I send a calling card in Three Houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Because you lack the cognitive capacity to actualize that action in Three Houses. You must first break the bonds of sheepiness on society, confront yourself, confront death, and spread rumors. Afterwards, you must change over your teaching curricula to cognitive science and psychology, sociology, psychoanalysis, and the creative liberal arts; that way, a door to the room of the collective unconscious where you can manifest your inner self will appear somewhere in the monastery, if you yourself have the capacity to see it. And please, if you get your hands on a Bredavik, do not aim it at your head. All that will happen is that a Bartre will topple you to the ground, with his crouch in your face. Am I a human who dreams of butterflies, or a butterfly dreaming I'm a human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Probably a human who dreams of butterflies. If you were a butterfly dreaming of humans, then this dream has gone on for way too long, and bugs in a coma don't exactly have a high survival rate. Who hasn't been swayed by Big Boss's magical eyepatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Me. What you talkin bout Willis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Nothing. What should I name my Robin amiibo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Tobin, since the poor guy's name was stolen. Why does the video cassette of my parents wedding contain a recording of the Olympics at the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 Because at one point they thought the Olympics was more exciting. Also this stuff happened all the time in the days of VHS. I think I got ninjad so same question: Why are most fictional emperors either evil or chill and calm or both, when historically most emperors were batshit insane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interdimensional Observer Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Because emperors weren't batshit insane, since I don't recall chiropetra guano either causing insanity, or be produced by these insane emperors. I'd be inclined to say it was just genetics, coming to power when young, the brutal nature of politics at the top of structure, or personality flaws and tics that normally wouldn't be bad on the lower rungs of the societal ladder, that made what emperors who were "insane", seem insane. Whats the hangryest you've ever been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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