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Only if the cryptid was an invasive species threatening the native ones.

Would it be illegal to go into a preschool and tell the kids where babies come from?

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No, you'd just have a lot of raised eyebrows from the teachers and parents.

Does getting really angry actually cause a person to grow twice their size and their skin to turn green?

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Maybe. Some people turn red though.

Why is Roblox better than Minecraft?

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They would smell better.

Why do I miss my cat?

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Because you're a good person.

Is it weird that every time I take pride in something I did, I immediately feel both embarrassed and ashamed?

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Because if you invest too much in something that flops you become broke.

Why does putting your phone in airplane mode not turn it into a drone?

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Because phones haven't advanced that far.

Has Siivagunner ruined me? Whenever I hear Chasing Daybreak, I keep thinking "oh hey! Snow Halation would sound great there!"

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I can't eat a burbger from McDongfals since there isn't one in my area, but I can eat a burger from McDonald's!

Why do I have the urge to make horrific song covers that sound like I'm having a mental breakdown?

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Because sometimes, creativity comes out in the strangest of ways.

If poison doesn't kill you, is it actually safe to consume it?

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Depends on when they feel like it. *trollface*
When someone wants to do something, they'll do it. The exact moment of the action is a little hard to pinpoint without mind-reading powers or clairvoyance, though.

What conditions need to be fulfilled for you to judge a song as "the worst"?

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If it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Who was Sariel, and why does the Death Knight have her scythe?

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The name derives from an angel  from Judaism.  In Fire Emblem context?  Probably the same place Durandal and Aurgelmir come from, it just sounded cool. 

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Of course we all know the significance of Ephraim and Eirika having Siegmund and Sieglinde.

If Espurrhoodie will eat a peeled orange for a Geneaology of a Holy War remake, and a McDonalds hamburger for Thracia 776 being chosen, what will she eat if it's a remake of Binding Blade?

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A hot dog?

Why does Garreg Mach have noble/commoner dorm divisions instead of male/female?

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Because they're classist like that.

If the three houses correspond to the respectively colored houses of Hogwarts, does that mean TWSITD is Slytherin?

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No. Slytherin is cooler because You-Know-Who is a stronger villain.

Would you make Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley kiss each other if you wrote a fanfic about them?

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Absolutely not. The Fanfic Police would lock me up with all the others who do that shit.

Does Thales steal shampoo?

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Probably.

On 10/1/2019 at 11:41 AM, Emperor_Siegfried said:

If Espurrhoodie will eat a peeled orange for a Geneaology of a Holy War remake, and a McDonalds hamburger for Thracia 776 being chosen, what will she eat if it's a remake of Binding Blade?

An unpeeled tangerine, mind you, not a peeled orange.

As for that, Idk, someone choose for me.

How did Dimitri not grow any facial hair during the timeskip? Considering that Lambert had facial hair, it's likely that Dimitri has the genes to grow facial hair.

That and I'm pretty sure that personal hygiene wouldn't be on Dimitri's mind.

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Because the devs wanted to keep him pretty for the ladies.
Maybe the facial hair would have been a turn-off for some of them, idk.

Why does Edelgard's post-time skip design look so weird?

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Because she's having an existential crisis and thinks she's a goat.

6 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said:

How did Dimitri not grow any facial hair during the timeskip? Considering that Lambert had facial hair, it's likely that Dimitri has the genes to grow facial hair.

That and I'm pretty sure that personal hygiene wouldn't be on Dimitri's mind.

Maybe he's still not old enough for scruff? Some men get it early, others later. I think.

If Edelgard thinks she's a goat, would Mozu think she smells like one? 

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