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Five syllables sound better.

You like clam chowder?

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I don't even know what that is, so... of course!

Someone in your vicinity just lifted one finger. How does that make you feel?

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Nothing. It is probably just someone picking their own nose or flipping someone off.

Do you like corn chowder?

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Never had it.

Why hasn't someone made a Sigurd version of the "My name is Yoshikage Kira" copypasta since he shares his VA with Kira in Japanese?

For those unfamiliar with said copypasta:

Spoiler

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

 

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Because Sigurd is married. And a FE4 remake hasn't happened yet.

What is Edelgard's favorite song and why is it the Imperial Death March?

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Because she's a huge Star Wars nerd deep down.
By the way, her second favorite song is this one:

(For context: this is the theme of the Wei faction in Dynasty Warriors 8; their leader, Cao Cao, is a person driven by ambition above all else, like Edelgard).

How would Seteth react to M!Byleth's and Flayn's S-support?

Edited by DragonFlames

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He would either have a raging breakdown or a raging hard on.

Do you like potato chowder?

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I have been craving chowder. I ate clam chowder yesterday and today.

Do you like lobster chowder?

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Hell to the NO! That would be the worst thing ever. Edelgard is MINE!

What about fish chowder?

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2 minutes ago, XRay said:

Hell to the NO! That would be the worst thing ever. Edelgard is MINE!

Okay Hubert, I was asking @DragonFlames.

I hate all chowder and seafood.

If Rhea had a dog, what would she name it?

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I hope she does not name it Edelgard and kick it.

What about beef stew?

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My parents like it.

Do you think the Gatekeeper was pooping every time invaders got into Garreg Mach and that's how they got in?

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Edited by Dragoncat

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Yeah.

Do you like chicken noodle soup?

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Yes.

7 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

 

@DragonFlames Would Edelgard and Cao Cao as a couple be the best thing or worst thing?

That depends if they see eye to eye with their goals. If not, they might be plotting to get rid of the other. Edelgard especially, I think.
I'd want to see that if only because we would have a true Fire Emblem/Dynasty Warriors crossover.
To properly answer your question: If their goals did align, it would be the best thing for themselves, and worst thing for anyone who opposes them.

What would your reaction be if Sothis becomes playable?

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Yay!

How about some of that Manhattan clam chowder? I prefer New England clam chowder though.

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 Because you paid for it.

You like broccoli cheddar soup?

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Because, contrary to being under the same "darkness" umbrella, Satan does not get along with vampires.

Mostly the white old men vampires, who are arrogant and have a tendency to want to style themselves as the "Prince of Darkness", without taking over an ounce of the responsibilities Satan has on a daily basis. 

Satan is perfectly fine and accepting of the lesbian vampires though, even if he is professedly heterosexual with a witch fetish and doesn't get aroused from lesbian romance. He will join in orgies with them and bi/pansexuals if invited.

And yet, the worst vampires to him are the modern teenage boys who date ordinary human girls. Those vampires turned Satan off from porn of all kinds for five years, and in that time he replaced Lust with Gluttony. He got a "giant, stuck in ice, blue and really fat and ugly" body from all the food, which included plenty of garlic sausage to keep the vampires he now hated away. He is trying to work towards Miltonian sexiness again, but Satan, having gone through cycles of fat and thin before, knows that will take time to achieve.

 

 

Would you buy and wear a Pokemon dress shirt?

Edited by Interdimensional Observer

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I'm not one for dresses, so no.

13 hours ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

Because, contrary to being under the same "darkness" umbrella, Satan does not get along with vampires.

Mostly the white old men vampires, who are arrogant and have a tendency to want to style themselves as the "Prince of Darkness", without taking over an ounce of the responsibilities Satan has on a daily basis. 

Satan is perfectly fine and accepting of the lesbian vampires though, even if he is professedly heterosexual with a witch fetish and doesn't get aroused from lesbian romance. He will join in orgies with them and bi/pansexuals if invited.

And yet, the worst vampires to him are the modern teenage boys who date ordinary human girls. Those vampires turned Satan off from porn of all kinds for five years, and in that time he replaced Lust with Gluttony. He got a "giant, stuck in ice, blue and really fat and ugly" body from all the food, which included plenty of garlic sausage to keep the vampires he now hated away. He is trying to work towards Miltonian sexiness again, but Satan, having gone through cycles of fat and thin before, knows that will take time to achieve.

Wtf did I just read? XD

Who put the cat in the bag?

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16 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

Wtf did I just read? XD

The best possible answer to that question.

17 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

Who put the cat in the bag?

The crazy cat lady.

Who put the pig in the blanket?

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