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They will make one until they make a game called Stupidly Dumb Fool.

Back to pies I guess. Do you like kidney pie?

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Not really, no.

If you saw eggplants wielding cucumber-umbrellas as lances riding on weird creatures that are half-bird, half-horse (in that it's a two-legged horse with bird wings), would you run like hell or question your sanity?

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Because it takes two to make it. More participants optional.
*cough*

If time travel is indeed possible in the future, why haven't we seen any time travelers yet?

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Because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why is it okay to have naked statues in museums but it's not okay to go to a museum naked?

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Because double standards, I guess.

What do you usually do when you try to sing along to a song, but have no idea what the lyrics even are?

 

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You know that scene in Into the Spiderverse where Miles is trying to sing Sunflower? Like that.

Why do my grandma and step-dad eat kit-kats like Men in Black aliens? They don't break it apart.

(Also, chestnut kit-kats are good shit)

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Have you not wondered where your relatives come from?  The answers might just be what you expect...

If someone "feels like shit" does that mean they held poop before?

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Maybe. Sounds super nasty.

If you already got the courage to touch shit, would you spend a little more courage to taste it?

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Because he wants you to rub his belly and then bite you.

Why do little kids stare at people in public?

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To make people feel uncomfortable.

Would you eat a mud pie?

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Considering the nutritiousness of dirt varies wildly, I would say no (with the sole exception being if I were to starve to death, and a mud pie probably won't do much to alleviate that).

Are there any coat equivalents for pants (i.e. something to warm your legs when it's cold out)?

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You can wear two pants.

Do you like cream pies?

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The kind that's food or the kind that's...porn? My answer will depend.

How many idiots can you fit in a bag?

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*In a stupid voice.* What is a bag?

Am I stupid?

57 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

The kind that's food or the kind that's...porn? My answer will depend.

Whatever kind you wish it to be.

 

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7 hours ago, XRay said:

*In a stupid voice.* What is a bag?

Am I stupid?

1st question: *in a stupid voice* Durr, it's a thing you put over your head so people can't see your face. Dummy! Huehuehuehue...
2nd question: *sincere voice* No.

How many times have you thought you accidentally insulted someone with a post you made?

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Because you haven't employed monkeys with typewriters yet.

Who is Weed Eater Saint Granny?

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Because they can do what they want.

Why is my computer screen so dirty?

55 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Weed Eater

 

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Hmm... nope. You're the 5 points guy. Get with the program!
... Something like that.

If you found out the little toe on your left foot had its own conscience, would you give it a name?

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