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Work, school, videogames, and other aspects of life take up our attention, leading us to focus on more immediate matters, meaning that later on in the day, when we have time to relax, we forget those idling thoughts on how to continue a forum game.

But seriously, though. That happens to me a lot, and I find that writing them down occasionally helps.

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Is there a trope (name) that describes characters who are calm and stoic in personality, yet are energetic and bouncy in their actions/movements?

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I don't know if people like that exist, but it'd be cool.

If everyone in America was suddenly a millionaire what would happen?

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Depends on whether the government devalues the currency. If the government does not devalue the currency, then we will all have a good life.

Do you like beef pie?

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No, you got the wrong number.

If you have never tried beef pie before, would you like to try some cow pie instead?

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Not really. I'm not much of a pie person. Thanks for the offer anyway.

In Metal Gear Solid 3, what determines who wins CQC shuffles in the fight with The Boss?

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Because the soup store sells clothes.

Cow pie actually means cow poop. My friend's dog likes to consume cat poop occasionally to our disgust. Kind of nasty, but he is still cute. Do you like to eat cat pie?

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Because the clothes' designer was a person by the name of Del Icious Soup III. His motto in life was "the mind is like liquid, creativity flows freely, clothes are born as soup is cooked."
He was an overlooked genius to the point where his family eventually erased him from the genealogy two generations after his sudden, mysterious demise.

Soup had two sons and one daughter. The eldest brother, Tom Ato Soup ("Ato" was the birth name of his mother, who died tragically by falling into the noodle soup following a sudden heart attack - in her honor, he took her birth name as his second last name), ultimately sold the line to the husband of his younger sister, Barley Soup, and she loved her father dearly, so they named the stores where they sold the clothes designed by Soup III "Soup Store".

And that, dear children, is why they sell clothes at the soup store.

What the hell did I just write?

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A stroke of genius.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how badass and how stupid would it be to pick your nose with a uzi? Scale(s) can be combined or separate.

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6 on a stupid scale since it could easily kill the person who came up with the idea so that has to leave some leverage that the victim was stupid enough to come up with the idea in the first place, 2 on a badass scale since doing it by itself would require more than just the act itself to be truly badass.  So about a 4 out of 10 on average.

How did Chic Ken Soup, Cab Bage Soup, Len Til Soup, Vege Table Soup, Po Tato Soup, and Mine Strone Soup all come by their names?

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Fuck you!!!

Which form is the main/basic form of a transformer, the robot or the car?

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4 hours ago, Dragoncat said:

Fuck you!!!

Which form is the main/basic form of a transformer, the robot or the car?

Trick question. The true form of a Transformer is in fact found atop utility poles all around the world. This ensures their eyes and ears are everywhere and no decepticon activity goes unnoticed.

If you accidentally cloned your brother's dog while messing around with stem cells, and the new clone and the original started fighting over who gets their bed, how would you resolve the issue? Asking for a friend.

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Get a new bed for the clone.

If there's a Claude Frollo and a D(i)mitri Frollo, where's Edelgard Frollo?

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Wasn't Bee Movie a meme when it came out?

Since Barnyard has a TV show and it's supposably going to be the next Bee Movie, when will Bee Movie get a TV show?

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That would be pretty hard to do if it had to take place after Fallen Order.  Any time prior to Fallen Order, then you might have something.   In fact, in all technicality that game pretty much exists in the form of Star Wars Episode III on the PS2 and Xbox.

On a scale of an Outlaw Energy Drink to a Hyde Power Potion, how much do you expect Frozen II to fuel the Elsanna fandom?

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I expect Anna x Kristoff kids eventually, that's all I care about.

If a roomba throws itself in a swimming pool, was it suicidal or stupid?

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Whoever let it get out is stupid. Try to take care of the poor roomba, they'll remember that when the robot uprising happens and possibly spare you.

What is Australia's national anthem and why is it Down Under by Men At Work?

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Advance Australia Fair, which replaced "God Save the Queen" as the national anthem in 1984. Since there seems to be some debate over how well the song fits Australia, Down Under may actually have a chance of replacing it some day.

If from the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success, what do the roses thorns represent?

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