Benice Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 To fall into his Beloved Edelgard's arms, he'd do anything. Why can't Dimitri marry Edelgard in any route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Because Byleth can't recruit the house leaders to their own for some reason despite having the potential to sway over everybody else. Doritos mixed into Mountain Dew makes the Mountain Dew look like carrot juice, how healthy do you think it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Very unhealthy. Is it a bug or a feature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 If it's a game about bugs then of course it's going to be a feature. What do you think Gordon Ramsay would come up with if he was challenged to make something out of nothing but Doritos and Mountain Dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 IDIOT SANDWICH! THIS PLATE HAS SO MUCH POLYUNSATURATED CANOLA OIL THAT THE US IS PLANNING TO INVADE IT! Why do people like part-animal waifus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 I would tell you but the answer is... (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) quite the rabbit hole. How many Nacho Cheese Doritos would I have to eat to get my daily recommended amount of dairy for the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Probably a lot. I am not sure how much dairy they put into their chips when it might be cheaper to just use flavorings. Have you tried baking toast in an oven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Yes. The toaster was in use, so Ijust yoinked it. What would happen if Emperor Sieg stopped obsessing over Doritos and Mountain dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Then I would find new questions to ask. So if I managed to crush up and bind Nacho Cheese Doritis, I think I can make them look like mashed sweet potatoes. What can I do to thicken Mountain Dew so that it can be the "gravy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Use some cornstarch or flour, or just evorapte it until the concentration of sugar is high so it flows more like syrup. Is there a difference between baking a literal mud pie in an oven and firing a really thick ceramic plate in a kiln? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 One of them gets you pottery. Unless you somehow accomplish getting it from a mud pie by some crazy accident. So if I used Dorito flavored Scope mouthwash, how long would it be an effective means to keep myself from craving actual Doritos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 You would drink the whole bottle. How can a meteor cause natural disasters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 It can pull it off by colliding into the Earth. If it's big enough and hits the ocean, it could cause tidal waves until everything gets washed away from existence. You guys remember that burping scene from Elf? How much longer do you think that burp could have gone if Buddy had drank Mountain Dew instead? Bonus points if you can say how much longer with Dewitos by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 About the same length. But how long would that burp be if it was a fart instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Probably just one of those "pop" farts. You know the ones that are like you just sat on a piece of bubblewrap. What are your top 10 Dorito flavors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝐍𝐲𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐥 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 (edited) Don't really have a top 10, all of them are equally as good. Got any music recommendations? Edited March 10, 2020 by Brovett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 CDs. How successful would you be at the Doritos and milk challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Successful enough to make a Doritos Cereal. Why isn't Fie (from the Trails series) Emblem a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Because it would be TRAILING in sales! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why are my puns so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 That's because they're... (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) not very punny. You ever had loaded Doritos before? When do you think they'll come out with Mountain Dew filling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) The day I lose all hope for humanity. Why are polynomials so annoying and time consuming? Edited March 11, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Because you have to work with more than one nomial. How do we create the conditions where we can make an entire mountain of Mountain Dew so that it can eventually grow its own plants so that they can secrete mountain dew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 On another planet. What part of the chicken is the nugget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The meat part. When was the last time you went to a bakery, donut shop, pizza place, or any restaurant with an oven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Some number of weeks ago. I mostly eat at home. Did you know that some guys back in 2014 made a statue completely out of Doritos? How big of a can of Mountain Dew would you need to wash that down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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