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Because she associates as female and therefore isn't best 3H boy.

Why do I always monologue about Berwick Saga when I'm trying not to?

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Because she’s a god in battle and that clouds your judgement of her personality because you need content to ninja people with

Why do I ship Edelgard with someone who lacks a personality? (Byleth- Either gender, although female > male because 4 > 2 😉😉)

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Because maybe your heart is just meant for Severa

Why do I get so absorbed in a task to the point where I forget to check my phone (even after it goes off 💀) and become sad because I could’ve been talking to someone I would’ve loved to talk to that whole time?

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Because I don’t understand what’s special about it and I’m always right

Why do I ship Linhardt with every or almost every gal he can support with?

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Because, the Black Eagle was a state symbol of Prussia, Austria, and Russia, three ambitious empires who agreed to carve up innocent Poland between them. That was evil just like Evilgard.

 

Sorrrrrrrrrrrry! I forgot a question! 😅

How may lightbulbs does it take to change a person?

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Because the devs thought it would be dope. too bad I married Hilda in my only completed play through of verdant wind

56 minutes ago, Interdimensional Observer said:

How may lightbulbs does it take to change a person?

Sorry back, I missed this edit! It takes -1,000,000,000 lightbulbs to change a person because no light bulbs would change a lot of people.

Why is Lorenz and Catherine the best support chain in the game?

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Because Rean’s favorite food is shrimp

Why does my sister have to get in the bathroom right when I’m about to, and probably stay in there until the last minute?

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I can tell you why I don't like him:
1) Philanderer.
I could stop there, because this archetype really needs to die, but there's an even more pressing matter to address:
2) "There were girls who just saw me as an object and trophy, so I'm gonna treat everyone the same way, because f*** logic."
His only support where he's a halfway decent person is the one with Dedue.

Why is there a fly on the wall?

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1 minute ago, DragonFlames said:

1) Philanderer.
I could stop there, because this archetype really needs to die, but there's an even more pressing matter to address:
2) "There were girls who just saw me as an object and trophy, so I'm gonna treat everyone the same way, because f*** logic."
His only support where he's a halfway decent person is the one with Dedue.

Truth.

Although I don't mind the trope so long as the character isn't a good-for-nothing jackass. Gatrie or Inigo, for example.

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Because people like to eavesdrop.

Why do the Sigurd memes exist?

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5 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

Because they're fire.

*insert anime laughing gif*

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Because even the most creative individuals run dry with ideas sometimes.

Why do people have issues with S-supporting Awakening’s second gen?

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