null Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Because you don't want to end up in jail, now do you? Why do the important things in life seem so unattainable, yet the unimportant things are easily within reach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Capitalism at its finest! Starve the people just enough but not so much that they'll consider revolution and give them a ton of unnecessary options of how they can address fixing their needs. If work is so terrific, why do we get paid for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 It has to be terrific somehow. Do you have a clue what happens now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 This. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, what happens to the rest of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Only the sharks know. Why must Sylvain die alone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Because you don’t want Ingrid to be happy. How do the Nohrian siblings react when they find out Corrin and Elise get married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Camilla kills her sister, Leo huffs from the corner, and Xander has an existential crisis about which sibling he should side with. Why is Corrin x Sakura a good pairing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Don’t know. 2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Why is Corrin x Sakura a good pairing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 It qualifies as one in some dreary demented alternate universe. What's the password for the internet connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2020 Author Share Posted November 15, 2020 MickeyMinnieGoofyPlutoDonaldParis1. Five characters, a number, and a capital. But what if we're the bad guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Pretty sweet deal. How do I turn a computer monitor into a mirror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Turn on the camera and make it full screen. How much radiation do I have to feed to a spider before its bite will turn me into Spider-Man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 (edited) 1/4 cup, I'd day. How much coffee will I drink before I get drunk on it? Edited November 15, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Enough to make you start crying. Why does my favorite color change so often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Because you're a colorful person (in a good way 😉 ). Why am I so inexpressive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 15, 2020 Author Share Posted November 15, 2020 Because you have a paper bag for a face. Why didn't my Burger King taste very good this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Because you're eating Burger King. How does the snowplow guy get to work in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 What a good question. Is life not just a series of meaningless events bound together by the wills of various primates? Is it truly worth to spend all of one’s life working 9-5 7 days a week in a job one isn’t happy in to get two years of retirement in which we never meet someone due to the increasingly high standards of attractiveness leading to use ultimately passing this mortal plane alone, or an untimely demise before we reach those golden years making all of our efforts pointless? How do any of us get to work? How have we all put up with society for this long? 6 hours ago, twilitfalchion said: Why am I so inexpressive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Because emotions are hard. wHy mUsIc gOod?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 best song in all of video games, by the way Why is that the best song in all of video games? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 A song. How is crack cheaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Because only people with cracked minds sell it. Why is God-shattering Star less good the more I listen to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Because there's a bug inside your ear that pinches you every time the song starts playing. How do I produce good music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpJl5XaLHtLX-pDk4kctGxtF4nq6BIyjg How the heck do I write a hook for an essay about “is it better to take risks”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 "Countless individuals throughout history have proven time and again both the deleterious consequences and tremendous benefits brought about by gauging the balance between risk and reward. However, I would assert that there is no absolute conclusion as to whether or not risk is strictly good or bad, as it would vary on a case-by-case basis." Sorry, couldn't help it. College's got me trained. Why is writing so fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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