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The moose and one of the ducks start circling the entire bar like crazy, one trying to get the other, while everyone wonders how they got so drunk without any drinks.

Why wonโ€™t Trump be convicted? ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Invent a time travel device and use it when youโ€™re thirty nine years of age or older, and travel back to the year of 2020, starting a campaign for senator and raising enough to become a candidate. Then, make sure sixteen other new senators that are either democrats or anti Trump run and get elected, excluding those who already meet either of the qualifications (that managed to get elected),ย while getting elected yourself. Then, when the trial starts, vote to convict.

Why do political party lines run so deep?

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It's like vidya gaems in real life.ย  Politicians just really want to live out their power fantasies they had when they were kids.ย 

Why do some books say they're available wherever books are sold when not they're not actually available in every book store I can go to?

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You still have leftover energy to exhaust.ย  Kind of hard to sleep if you still have some sort of motivation to do something.

If dentists make money cleaning people's teeth and want them to come back every 6 months, why should anybody trust what toothpastes they recommend?

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19 minutes ago, Benice said:

But fewer smug emotes would be nice.

Damn. Figures I'd be offensive without realizing it. Trying to make jokes no less.

Because chem is stupid complicated.

Because Ninty greed.

Why can't I focus to save my life?

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Because adolscence really do be like dat.

Actually, life do be like dat.

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How do we convince Twilit that we don't secretly hate his guts? Because we don't, but he thinks we do...

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32 minutes ago, Benice said:

Because we treat you worse than you deserve.

Rephrase that to say I deserve worse, and you'd be right.

Because taking care of one's mental health is a necessity, not a luxury.

What should I watch on YT to occupy my mind?

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A nice video essay might doย the trick. Like any movies? I recommend Cosmonaut variety hour.

Why does Project Triangle Strategy feel a lot faster the second time?

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