Dragoncat Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Hawkwing said: Against my better judgement, I looked up the definition of constipated in my dictionary and I... am not as grossed out as I thought I would be. Heck, I'm not even disgusted or anything like that. Then again, I'm also not using my imagination, and I'm not going to in this case. I'm surprised not everybody knows the definition of that. it's a common medical thing... Current question: Some people think sleep will make them beautiful. But these are the same people who put vegetable paste on their face and cover their eyes with cucumbers, so take that with a grain of salt. Why is it a bad thing to be a "mama's boy" and a good thing to be a "daddy's girl"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) Sexism. What is it's mission? Edited June 5, 2018 by ProfImpossible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 To make every person on the planet sexy AF.I could have given a serious answer, but I hate political talk of any kind, so there. Why is it called "brainwashing" when there is no actual washing of brains involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 It's washing away any incompatible thoughts from the brain, I think. Who would win, Disney Jafar or FE7 Jaffar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 The flying carpet. Have you heard what they said on the news today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 No. On a scale of 1 to 5 Infinity Stones, how powerful is the Omnitrix from Ben 10 if the user had full control and no glitches? (6 would be too OP) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 5. Then again, it's been forever since I last saw Ben 10. How does an Arabian inspired RPG sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 fun 3 hours ago, DragonFlames said: I could have given a serious answer, but I hate political talk of any kind, so there Politics? I was talking about bb8, the robot. How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I dunno. Ask Paul McCartney, he helped write the lyrics. What the heck is a "Helter Skelter"? Is it some British thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 18 hours ago, Dragoncat said: I'm surprised not everybody knows the definition of that. it's a common medical thing... I thought it had something to do with going to the bathroom, but I forget if it means that someone has a harder time going to the bathroom, or if they have to go more frequently. I'm also bad at remembering medical terminologies, so I wondered if I mistook it for something else. 5 minutes ago, IfIHadToPickADude said: What the heck is a "Helter Skelter"? Is it some British thing? Holy crap! That is not what I expected when I looked that up! Apparently, American criminal Charles Mason and his "Family (I.E. Cult)" were planning to cause an apocalyptic racial war between blacks and whites. The name is seemingly a reference to both the Beatles and the Book of Revelation. ...So... uh... It is possible to farm by punching the ground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 5, 2018 Author Share Posted June 5, 2018 If you're farming for dirt, yes. If I plant a penny in magic dirt. will it grow into a dollar tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Depends on the type of magic. Could Thanos fix global warming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I bet he could, yes. Have you, like myself, spent more $$$ on playing the arcade version of Marvel vs Capcom 2 than the amount spent to buy a console version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 I haven't played the arcade version of Marvel vs Capcom 2 (or any Marvel vs Capcom game, for that matter), but I have spent more money than I should have on Time Crisis 2 and 3. On the plus side, I can say that I've beaten an arcade game, in the arcade. I'm going to ask you this one time: Where is Gamora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) I'll do you one better: Who is Gamora? Edited June 5, 2018 by Purple Mage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Hawkwing said: Holy crap! That is not what I expected when I looked that up! Apparently, American criminal Charles Mason and his "Family (I.E. Cult)" were planning to cause an apocalyptic racial war between blacks and whites. The name is seemingly a reference to both the Beatles and the Book of Revelation. The story of the song goes that Paul was reading a review of some album, and the critic said it sounded really crazy, like it was "helter skelter". He then listened to that album, thought it was really tame, and wrote a song that he felt was crazy, and named it "helter skelter" because of that reviewer. Then Manson did a cover of it. And now it has that kind of associated with it, which sucks cause it ain't a half bad song. I guess it's a bible thing too. 13 minutes ago, Purple Mage said: I'll do you one better: Who is Gamora? I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'll do you one better: How is Gamora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'll do you one better: When is Gamora? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 Wat. Why does my grandpa enjoy telling stupid jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightOfNohr Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Don't be ridiculous. Everyone enjoys telling stupid jokes! Here's one for all of you: Two Monks and a Fighter walk into a bar. The Rogue makes his Dex Save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted June 6, 2018 Author Share Posted June 6, 2018 So what's the question? Should vegans eat animal crackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Depends on the composition of said crackers. Why do I suck at writing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Because you're holding the pencil in your mouth. What was in Al Capone's vault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 Enough canned goods to survive a nuclear holocaust, despite nukes not existing yet at the time. Why am I inferior to everyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfImpossible Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 All in your head bud. "It's important to recognize one's faults, but dwelling on them only makes you go backwards." ~ imma saaaaaaaay, Sammy Davis Jr? What time is it in the Philippines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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