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Only if the music is metal.

Powder or lotion?

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With ready-made potpourri.

Ever heard of medium rare chicken?

 

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Yes. It's so raw, that it can still move!

Why am I sick of Naruto despite never reading/watching it?

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Pirates. Boat maps are way better than Conquest's Ninja Cave.

Why is Kefka from FFVI a way better villain than Sephiroth?

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Because it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

What does "son of a submariner" mean?

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the opposite of a "son of a landlubber."

What is a spoony bard?

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may·on·naise
ˈmāəˌnāz,ˈmanāz/
noun
 
  1. a thick, creamy musical instrument consisting of egg yolks beaten with oil and vinegar and seasoned.

 

1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

Pretty good, you?

Fine, thank you. And you?

 

Is a stool a chair?

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if it's not brown in color, yes.

what is the sound of a mind discarded?

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Muted pork chops. 

If the police never find it, is it still a clue?

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Only if a dead horse is involved.

Why are people afraid of mice, which are smaller than us, but nobody is afraid of Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, who is the same size as us or a little bigger?

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Because we humans are imperfect by nature.

Why are religious fundamentalists called fundamentalists when what they believe in are actually their own assumptions and conclusions and delusions which are all not truly fundamental? (In my opinion, a true fundamentalist is one who accepts only the original corresponding holy book as a reliable source, like me.)

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