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Best Fire Emblem Jokes you can think of

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So what's the best fire emblem related joke you can of? Or if you can't think of one, just a regular ol' knock knock joke works too.

Here are some I think are good:

  • "I always considered Sigurd a Jagen archetype since he is very powerful to start but stops being useful halfway through the game." (Quoted from a comment by user Dokidoku on this video)
  • The reason Leif is so fast in Heroes is because he's been on the run for most of his life

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11 minutes ago, omegaxis1 said:

What's Emmeryn's favorite season? Fall.

I love this one lol.

If you add one letter to Chrom, he becomes a browser.

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*corrin's evolving*

Emmryn speaking to Garon during the execution:

YOU CAN'T WIN GARON, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

 

Are you prepared for the worst joke:

Do you know why the weapon triangle is racist?

LIGHT SUPREMACY

 

 

Edited by Masquerade

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22 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

Fire Emblem Fates' story

I thought of saying this but it's too FFtF-y for the General FE board...

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The reason the prince of Grado was so intent on resurrecting Emperor Vigarde as to accidentally become possessed by Formortiis was because he wished to evade the endless "Lyon King" puns when he took the throne.

.... Yeah I've said it before in the headcanon thread. But it fits here too.

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LMAO THE FANBASE

Fliers are better people than infantry as well as units because they can get over things faster.

:KnollRoll: 

Edited by bad touch

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My post from the "Your worst Fire Emblem puns" topic:
 

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Why did Alm go to Toyota to buy a car?
He wanted to ride a Celica.

Why was the Merc grumpy?
He couldn't Saber the meat.

Do you have fire? I need to light my Sigurd.

They said the empress was able to hear a god's voice. It made me question her Sanaki.

What is Camilla's breast size?
A Jakob.

Why was Odin arrested?
He has ped-Ophelia. We probably shouldn't Elise him yet.

The Four Just Men of Wolfguard. As written by Sedgar Wallace.

Recently, our Mage was laughed at. They said he rang his Asbel.

When the Exalt died, everyone was st-Ricken with Grieth.

Kris is very distraught lately. Apparently, he lost his Kat, Arina.

Shiida was happy, because she actually understood Marth.

Greil dying had me Rolfing. But he will be Mist regardless.

Takumi was scared of Wolfs, so he Clived up the Gatrie to be safe.

No matter how strong Am-Eirika is, we will not Valter!

Apparently, Duessel has some bodies hidden in his Caellach. My source could be Lyon, though.

Kain wasn't Abel to climb the wall.

errare humanum Est.

A Vulnerary can help re-Genny-rate your health.

Why did Tobin cry?
Because he nearly fell off a Kliff.

Why did Gray cry?
Because he doesn't have Clair-voyance.

The girl Faye-led to confess her feelings. She now owns a Cat, Ria.

 

Edited by DragonFlames

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17 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

My post from the "Your worst Fire Emblem puns" topic:
 

 

The Cain and Abel one reminds me of the time my friend pointed out "Cain isn't Abel to wield steel lances from the beginning".

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22 hours ago, eclipse said:

Nonsense like this goes in Far from the Forest.

There goes my clean record. I didn't know where exactly to put it, so thank you for that.

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