Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 6/7/2018 at 9:41 AM, Shoblongoo said: ...Oh how you continue to disappoint little sister... #420BlazeIt Odin Dank is not a meme yet, and this bothers me. ("My Dankness was Danker than yours!") You know--he talks so much shit on Forrest, but... ...also. He married a stripper. Shenanigans. Shenanigans on this playthrough. Who let Inigo out of the friendzone??? ...when u trying to be a champion of justice, but get distracted by titties and marry the super-villain... Cute couple. It would be a shame if something unfortunate happened to one of them. I love how meme-worthy my pairings are. On 6/7/2018 at 1:02 PM, Dayni said: Gazak must be offended to be compared to such a lowborn churl. And he complains about Elise. :P Also, where did the Ryoma's Club come from Rezzy? Maybe he's disappointed in Forrest, because he does not show enough skin. I think it was either one of the VP rewards or one of the random items your units pick up in between battles. On 6/7/2018 at 3:02 PM, Levant Mir Celestia said: Visitor rewards, I'd wager. I think so. 7 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: So , what's the strategy for dealing with stuff like Inevitable end when you come to face it. Maybe bring some red shirts along. 7 hours ago, Vaximillian said: Pick a god and pray? Also useful. 7 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Oh and empty vessel will have armored and warding blow. AND renewal godspeed Rezzy And we have a Hulk. 7 hours ago, Shoblongoo said: Multiple tanks that can alternate between pull duty while the inactive tanks heal off their debuffs. Thats how you gotta do it. Looks liker main tanks atm are Xander, Kana, and Gazak. Which is...kinda sketchy... She gimped on Effie and didn't even bother with Benny. I feel like not investing in a General to grab wary fighter is eventually going to come back and bite her in the ass. I've never been big on Generals, but if we fail, we shall do so in a blaze of glory. 6 hours ago, Vaximillian said: She does have two generics from Ch 18, but yeah, the future looks grim. It's always nice to have expendable units ready. 6 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: Especially with staff savant and bold stance thats not gonna be fun, and I'm only playing on hard. It's gonna be hell for rezzY Staff Savant is a war crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Staff Savant is a war crime. Speaking of, how do you plan to deal with chapter 23 Takumi and chapter 26? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Levant Mir Celestia said: Speaking of, how do you plan to deal with chapter 23 Takumi and chapter 26? Not sure just yet. I'll formulate a plan once I'm a bit closer. It would be a waste to make a plan that depends on someone who might die before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 Time to defend Gazak's honor. Xander and Leo team up to champion Gazak's reputation. Arthur and his wife plant themselves on a Dragon Vein, waiting for enemies to come forth. Sadly, the range of these things always seems not quite big enough to actually affect the units. Mr Twig even kills these guys with the joke weapon. Arthur heroically vanquishes the soldiers who thought they were rushing to the aid of a lost child. Maybe you need to keep training a bit more there, Arthur. Ouch, time to show these peasants who's boss. This really gives me some Monty Python vibes. I guess being able to tap into Dragon Veins is as good a reason as receiving a broadsword from a nymph for a divine right to rule. Good thing we can finally put this misunderstanding behind us. Now why don't you go tell your friends we aren't the enemy and we can end this without further bloodshed. Oh, you're just going to leave? Oh, I see how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 Since our blood lust knows no bounds, Rezzi and son go east to help out Arthur and Camilla. Xander and Leo activate another Dragon Vein, which seem to be designed to be not quite effective enough. Gazak shall destroy all who dare sully his name. The rest of the Nohr Royal family participates in their hobby of culling its citizenry. Elise is starting to look like a very min-maxed character. Camilla needs to get rid of the pesky Beast Killer. Camilla gets a really nice level up in preparation for giving her son the spanking he so desperately needs. Two can play at the Beast Killing game. We really need to get rid of these Wyvern Lords before the cause more trouble. Gazak is getting some nice bulk. I think he might get dibs on the next Goddess Icon that comes along. I'll take this opportunity to mention I really hate lunge. That's my girl! Okay, we weathered that enemy phase. If only we had another flier we could have used here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 On 6/7/2018 at 12:26 PM, KnightOfNohr said: Blast! Not knowing who Beruka married seems to be a running problem on this thread... When is this going to become a running joke where everyone just starts to rag on me for being the first by referring to Beruka's spouse and offspring until it gets to the point where we run out of options and have obvious jokes like "don't let Subaki and Caeldori know" or "how will Azura and Shigure react?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 32 minutes ago, Mad-manakete said: When is this going to become a running joke where everyone just starts to rag on me for being the first by referring to Beruka's spouse and offspring until it gets to the point where we run out of options and have obvious jokes like "don't let Subaki and Caeldori know" or "how will Azura and Shigure react?" Maybe when we start hoping that Eliwood and Roy don't find out. Leo wants to protect Sis from that ugly looking Wyrmslayer, leaving Rezzi to pick off his buddy for a level up. I like the sheepish expression Dwyer has in this match-up. Having lots of healers is nice for XP grinding. Sadly, I think all this Strength is wasted on Forrest. @Infinite Dreams@Arcanite I've had this Tome called Storm of Thor this whole time, too. I think we all know who the best Avenger is. Our map is now looking like this. It's a real pity that the Dragon Veins don't have a longer range. It seems like we can always only get one or two enemies with them. Now, we will get a display on why Lunge is evil. And not the fun kind of evil like Daddy Garon, but the annoying kind of evil, like putting an empty milk carton back in the fridge sort of evil. This is all your fault, Percy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 Even with all these enemies piled up on us, the Dragon Vein won't hit them all, so Uncle Leo has to help the quarreling cousins. Aunt Elise sends some of Percy's playmates home. Now we have to eat another enemy phase. Get away from my Dancer, you unholy spawn! Aunt Elise punishes her recalcitrant nephew. Sorry isn't going to bring back all those dead soldiers who were only trying to help you. Unless I missed it, I didn't see them make a point that we were leaving everyone alive here. SO Percy is responsible for the deaths of dozens of Good Samaritans here. So the Hoshidan army who comes back time and again to wage war on us, we spare all their soldiers and let them go. A group of guys just trying to do the right thing, we show no mercy and kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 With Percy down, we just need to clear up the rest of his gang of anti-ne'er-do-wells. Kana's going to need to do better than that. Since Camilla's the only one who can stand up to all these guys out west, we're going to need to do some ranged healing. If only that went one tile further. Let's top Camilla off, just in case. Okay, but not great level-up for Camilla. Okay, you guys can stop now. I'm Percy's mama! Xander rides in to help out Sis. And yet another enemy phase... Let's let Dwyer get the final kill here. If he misses, then we have more units available. I don't know why Jakob doesn't think you're up to snuff, really. And complete! What exactly was Greatly Heroic about this chapter? I thought the decision to leave all the kids in the Deep Realms was premeditated. Nothing like a display of a reckless disregard for human life to show that Percy belongs in our army. I'm reminded at this point that the Arthur-Percy father-son combo looks like it could actually be a proper age gap, unlike most others. Arthur looks to be mid-late 20s, possibly 30+, and Percy looks like 10-12 years old. Small point, but one I wanted to point out. And Percy's Paralogue Complete! Deaths: None New Units: Percy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 A few housekeeping things now that we're back in our castle. We manage to get our red shirt General friend to join us. We'll let Percy use his Offspring Seal and put him to work. That 27 Def is very nice looking. I could use some more tanks. If we're going to use Percy, lets forge him some weapons. I've never actually used Percy before, so lets see how he does. He has a 65% Def growth, so that's pretty nice. Too bad his mom Beruka isn't here to see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rezzy said: A few housekeeping things now that we're back in our castle. We manage to get our red shirt General friend to join us. We'll let Percy use his Offspring Seal and put him to work. That 27 Def is very nice looking. I could use some more tanks. If we're going to use Percy, lets forge him some weapons. I've never actually used Percy before, so lets see how he does. He has a 65% Def growth, so that's pretty nice. Too bad his mom Beruka isn't here to see him. HAHAHH PIT IS HERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaximillian Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Too bad his mom Beruka isn't here to see him. Beruka is everyone’s mum, posthumously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 9, 2018 Author Share Posted June 9, 2018 Just now, Vaximillian said: Beruka is everyone’s mum, posthumously. Her memory shall live one through her children. 3 minutes ago, DisobeyedCargo said: HAHAHH PIT IS HERE! You approve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Her memory shall live one through her children. You approve? This guy is literally pit if he was in for eemblem young? Check heroic? Check flies? Check (well pit needs power of flight but close enough) same voice actor? Check (Silas is voiced by the same person too but it's more evident in Percy) And yes I approve Edited June 9, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 18 hours ago, Rezzy said: Good thing we can finally put this misunderstanding behind us. Now why don't you go tell your friends we aren't the enemy and we can end this without further bloodshed. Oh, you're just going to leave? Oh, I see how it is. Of course they are, it's pretty clear that they're too afraid of royalty to actually tell others who's coming at them. *Sigh 5 hours ago, Rezzy said: I've had this Tome called Storm of Thor this whole time, too. I think we all know who the best Avenger is. Is it Hawkeye? Also, is Percy REALLY sorry? Maybe he acted the way he did after hearing about his mum. All that lack of strength wouldn't be good to hear for anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 19 hours ago, Vaximillian said: Beruka is everyone’s mum, posthumously. R.I.P. Beruka. A beloved wife/mother to everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 22 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said: This guy is literally pit if he was in for eemblem young? Check heroic? Check flies? Check (well pit needs power of flight but close enough) same voice actor? Check (Silas is voiced by the same person too but it's more evident in Percy) And yes I approve I see. 21 hours ago, Dayni said: Of course they are, it's pretty clear that they're too afraid of royalty to actually tell others who's coming at them. *Sigh Is it Hawkeye? Also, is Percy REALLY sorry? Maybe he acted the way he did after hearing about his mum. All that lack of strength wouldn't be good to hear for anyone. I guess he's really sorry. I guess Grandpa Garon's genes are strong in him. 2 hours ago, Mad-manakete said: R.I.P. Beruka. A beloved wife/mother to everyone. It's funny, but since she has died, I've been finding a lot of her Axes lying around. I have 4 now. I guess getting married and giving birth hasn't been enough to make Elise a mature lady. We go and pick up Trample for Percy, one of my favorite skills. Nina and Soleil debate whether Yaoi or Yuri is better. Accidental kissing is quite a common problem in literature that Nina is a fan of. Maybe we shouldn't let Benny cook anymore. We're going to let Xander take a quick dip into Great Knight so he can get Luna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 Azura and Leo's son finally makes an appearance. Why doesn't Shigure's hair color change depending on his father? Maybe his Deep Realm got attacked, like every other one so far. Since the span of twenty years passes in only a few days in the Deep Realms, wouldn't the crisis be long over by the time they got there anyway? Azura lets her son know that she is the true mastermind behind all suffering in Fatesland. Shigure has a hard time believing his mother is the puppet master behind all his suffering. She will take care of them with extreme prejudice. Shigure, remember, without Mother, you are nothing. Shigure, know your place. Mother loves her sons, but cross her, and your life is forfeit. The enemies here are mostly Green weapons, with a few Mages. We'll be stacking mostly Red weapon units, and will keep our fliers at home, with all the Bows here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Maybe we shouldn't let Benny cook anymore. What flair did that one result in? Which reminds me, the bad food reactions in the mess hall are always good for a laugh. Especially since they use the default facial expressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Levant Mir Celestia said: What flair did that one result in? Which reminds me, the bad food reactions in the mess hall are always good for a laugh. Especially since they use the default facial expressions. I think it was burnt or ruined or whatever, since it just cancelled out the bonus I would have gotten and resulted in a net zero bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 I will be posting a brief summary for those who have fallen behind, and I will spoiler this in the opening topic. Chapter: currently doing Child paralogues, main story Chapter 20 Deaths so far: Silas, Mozu, Nyx, Beruka Things to know about this LP: Rezzi is doing this all to please Daddy Garon Azura is the mastermind behind everything This war should have been over by now, but we keep letting the Hoshidan Royal family go. Beruka is the canon mother of every child unit and wife of all Gen 1 units. Gazak is Leo and Azura's son Shigure and Forrest are Leo and Azura's other sons Rezzi and Odin are married Laslow and Selena are married Jakob and Elise are married Arthur and Camilla are married Niles is widowed from Beruka's untimely death Xander is not married yet, but Charlotte is leading the poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Rezzy said: Azura and Leo's son finally makes an appearance. Why doesn't Shigure's hair color change depending on his father? Because he's this game's Lucina. Also, I'm now certain he's the middle child between Gazak and Forrest. 39 minutes ago, Rezzy said: Beruka is the canon mother of every child unit and wife of all Gen 1 units. And mother of dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengaius Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 (edited) On 6/10/2018 at 6:53 PM, Rezzy said: I guess getting married and giving birth hasn't been enough to make Elise a mature lady. On 6/10/2018 at 11:44 PM, Rezzy said: Beruka is the canon mother of every child unit and wife of all Gen 1 units Wait... If Beruka is everyone's mother and Elise gave birth... Edited April 4, 2020 by Pengaius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Dayni said: Because he's this game's Lucina. Also, I'm now certain he's the middle child between Gazak and Forrest. And mother of dragons. He probably is. She's Kana's mother, so I guess she is. 49 minutes ago, Pengaius said: Wait... If Beruka is everyone's mother and Elise gave birth... Beruka is a bit like Schrodinger's mom. Although Jakob would probably dance like that if he found out Dwyer wasn't his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted June 11, 2018 Author Share Posted June 11, 2018 To celebrate his role in my LP, Laslow has been 5*d. @Infinite Dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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