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Title speaks for itself. You can say anything you want, as long as it's ironic to some degree. I'll start.

Someone wears an eyepatch, but their hair covers the eyepatch.

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Viacom sued YouTube for $1 billion in 2007.

Then four months ago, they acquired a convention about YouTube video creators.

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11 hours ago, NinjaMonkey said:

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Too soon?

Only thing I can think of, spoilers for Xenoblade Chronicles.

Spoiler

Early in my initial playthrough I start working on a pitch for an RP that would take place after the game. It involves "cyborgs", people enhanced with mechon parts. The faced mechon are literally people with mecha parts in them stuffed into robo shells known as face units. I give up on that RP idea and move onto a Spyro RP instead, not only because the plot wouldn't fit, but because I'd also created fankids for all the playables who didn't already have kids (so everyone but Riki), a grand total of seven, and that would be unfair to people who also want to be a canon character's kid, plus seven is probably too many to write in a single RP.

Lesson learned. Always complete a game before you try to write a sequel.

 

Edited by Dragoncat

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1.) An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day.

2.) A black fly in your Chardonnay

3.)A death row pardon two minutes too late

4.) A traffic jam when you're already late

5.) A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

6.) Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

7.) Rain on your wedding day

8.) free ride when you've already paid
 

Too soon?

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27 minutes ago, ProfImpossible said:

Too soon?

The tweet posted by Ninja Monkey was a youtuber who recently died of cancer telling somebody to die of cancer. Key word there is "recently". Hence the "Too soon?"

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2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

The tweet posted by Ninja Monkey was a youtuber who recently died of cancer telling somebody to die of cancer. Key word there is "recently". Hence the "Too soon?"

 I realize it can be misconstrued, but I meant "too soon in this topic for someone to reference Alannis Morisette". In hindsight, I could've been a lot clearer.

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One criticism of Alannis Morisette's "Ironic" is that little if any of the scenarios in the song are actually classified as irony. Even Weird Al takes a crack at the song in the music video accompanying his "Blurred Lines" parody, "Word Crimes." In the same, Weird Al states that "Irony is not coincidence," with the latter word being above a picture of rain falling on a bride and groom.

However, in truth, Alannis Morisette was playing us like an iron fiddle the whole time. By being a song about irony which contains no irony, Alannis Morisette's "Ironic" is in fact extremely ironic, which makes the title very fitting.

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A flame war on the internet about a character who uses ice and water.

A video on how print is dying.

A t-shirt that says "This is not a shirt.".

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On ‎6‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 12:02 AM, Corrobin said:

A t-shirt that says "This is not a shirt.".

Here it is. You're welcome. :lol:

 

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On 6/30/2018 at 5:26 PM, AnonymousSpeed said:

What if you had a shirt that said "this is not a shirt"

...

And ironed it?

What if you put "this is not a shirt" on some ironed on transfer paper and put it on a shirt?

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