Jump to content

Corrupt a wish: FE edition


SMEDIA
 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 1.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Granted but they’re all only available for a limited time and the entire stock is bought out by scalpers who jack up the price to absurd degrees.

I wish Severa would get in alt in heroes soon.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

why would you ever want those things to exist Granted but they’re all buck naked. You knew this was the direction the franchise was going.

I wish people didn’t think Ingrid was boring or forgettable

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but Lysithea and Marianne are voiced by five year olds who think that acting is screaming all the words.

I wish Edelgard and Mercedes could support and get married.

Edited by Sooks1016
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but on every route except for crimson flower the s support involves Byleth

Spoiler

Digging her out of her grave and doing things with the body

I wish Fates had a better plot.

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

You really want more options for Edelgard, don’t you?

Who doesn’t

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Now playing all three routes separately is mandatory in order to get the full context and the routes are 4x longer and have maps that make Shadows of Valentia look good.  Also the routes end on a cliffhanger that is only ever resolved in a manga oneshot that is impossible to translate into english.

I wish Celebrity Emblem became an actual rom hack.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted but it gets dmca’d immediately and this impossible to find

41 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

why would you ever want those things to exist

Cause I love her.

 

41 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

Granted but they’re all buck naked. You knew this was the direction the franchise was going.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit.

I wish Cipher never ended.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 minutes ago, Ottservia said:

Jokes on you I’m into that shit.

I would kill for naked Claude and Dimitri amiibos.

9 minutes ago, Ottservia said:

I wish Cipher never ended.

It still never gets localized.

I wish for the next game to have a support where the characters have a burping contest.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted but both of them are allergic to burping and you know how death in fire emblem works...

I wish each fe game awarded an honorary “worst dad of the year” award to the worst dad from each game, and we got to see the heated competition.

28 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

I would kill for naked Claude and Dimitri amiibos.

Say that around a Dimitri amiibo and your dedication won’t be the only thing going straight up

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 hours ago, Ottservia said:

Granted but they’re all only available for a limited time and the entire stock is bought out by scalpers who jack up the price to absurd degrees.

You know that's exactly what would happen, considering Nintendo's history with that kind of stuff.
FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) is one hell of a drug to some people.

7 hours ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish each fe game awarded an honorary “worst dad of the year” award to the worst dad from each game, and we got to see the heated competition.

Granted, but their children die in the crossfire.

I want an FE game that stars the characters of the Fate series.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted, but it's a dating sim where players can date between franchises in incredibly awkward ways, like skinship. The writing is awful.

I wish IS would create a new FE game taking place on Tellius somewhere around 20-30 after the events of Radiant Dawn.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It takes places approximately 20 seconds after Radiant Dawn, which means you'd get to see the ending and then that's that. XD

47 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but it's a dating sim where players can date between franchises in incredibly awkward ways, like skinship. The writing is awful.

Artoria x Marth, let's go!

I wish the next Fire Emblem game was a comedy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Granted. Tellius was conquered by TWSITD because they figured out cross dimension travel, and now it’s up to you, the avatar who can romance everyone at once, to stop their wacky hijinks! (Ninja’d but it still works)

I wish for a good fe villain next game

Edited by Sooks1016
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, DragonFlames said:

I wish the next Fire Emblem game was a comedy.

That already exists. It’s called Fates.

 Granted, but that villain, in a crazy twist, ends up being S-supportable and saves the world with some magic macguffin you go find because plot reasons.

——————-

Granted, but now every time Edelgard mentions crests it’s replaced with “bread.”

I wish Sylvain wasn’t a philanderer.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but now every time Edelgard mentions crests it’s replaced with “bread.”

"The Breads are to blame. Eat gluten free!" XD

1 minute ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish Sylvain wasn’t a philanderer.

Granted. He's now blindly loyal and stops thinking for himself (this is to me the other worst character trope).

2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but that villain, in a crazy twist, ends up being S-supportable and saves the world with some magic macguffin you go find because plot reasons.

Actually, I see potential in this.

And actually actually, that has already been done, kind of. Very well, in fact!
I say "kind of" in this particular case, because in that game it turns out the villain in question wasn't the true villain of the story, even if she was presented that way initially.

1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish for more development of the Ashen Wolves’ students

Granted.
Turns out they're all completely irredeemable mass-murdering lunatics.

I wish for more background on the Slither Buddies.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, Sooks1016 said:

Say that around a Dimitri amiibo and your dedication won’t be the only thing going straight up

Good boy, Dimitri.

6 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, but now they're also called the Slither Buddies in game.

Thank you for the mental image of an Agarthan snek cuddle puddle.

Newest Pile of Catnip Snakes | patti haskins

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish anyone was S-supportable regardless of house choice.

Granted, but they die if their original house isn't the one you picked.

I wish I could make a Tellius GBA romhack.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...