Corrupt a wish: FE edition

[Benice]

1 minute ago, Sooks1016 said:

I know but I can only get one of the exclusive characetr(s) for the rest of my playthrough... when does the route split start btw?

Ch. 16, or 16x if you unlocked it.

[Sooks]

3 minutes ago, Benice said:

Ch. 16, or 16x if you unlocked it.

Well I’m going for that good ending so...

[Emperor_Siegfried]

On 10/5/2020 at 11:26 PM, Sooks said:

I wish support would grow faster in fe6

Now the supports don't even provide any stat boost advantages and cause your weapons to degrade at a faster rate than before.

I wish people would only use this forum game to make FE related wishes.

[Sooks]

Granted, but you realize you didn’t really make an fe related wish and the universe implodes.

I wish that Azura would stop calling herself a singer when she only knows one song.

[null]

Granted, now she calls herself an artist and screams out various songs in a very irritating way.

I wish the next FE game would be a lot like RD.

[Sooks]

Granted, but when the devs reveal this people across the globe go “what’s an rd?” and never touch it.

I wish for my Odin to be good.

[null]

Granted, but his Chunibyo causes him to not let you guide him in battle. He dies.

I wish for an FE6 remake to release that's like Project Ember, but without the uber-reinforcements.

[Sooks]

Granted, but it also adds in an avatar who is Shanna’s older brother out searching for her and finds Roy somehow. Everyone is marrigeable! Shanna, Tate, Juno, Jerrot...

I wish that the Fire Emblem didn’t feel shoehorned in in half the games it exists in.

[Benice]

Granted, now it's shoehorned into ALL of them!

I wish

[Sooks]

Granted

I wish                                    ?

[Emperor_Siegfried]

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I wish *AOL SCREECH*

[null]

*flatline*

I wish Miccy didn't get overrun by Yune in Part 4.

[Sooks]

Yune overruns literally every other character and part 4 becomes a Miccy and Yune solo.

[Benice]

I wish that everyone could get along!

[null]

Granted, but it only lasts for a few minutes.

I wish that FE6 could be a game that I could enjoy without any hiccups along the way.

[Sooks]

Granted, so it’s what you play all day every day.

I wish people online had information about Selena!Nina (it rhymes).

[null]

Granted.

I wish Fates: Conquest actually had a good cast and story.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

Now it has Shadows of Valentia tier map design and gameplay.

I wish all recruitable units had to be bought with microtransactions.

[Sooks]

Granted, but that wish itself already sucks so it is granted normally. Shame on you.

I wish that conquest had a good story and characters.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

6 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Now it has Shadows of Valentia tier map design and gameplay.

I wish the assassin class was actually accurate and would efficiently kill units in one blow without being seen.

[DragonFlames]

8 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Now it has Shadows of Valentia tier map design and gameplay.

That would be a huge improvement, as it would mean I could actually enjoy it.

1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

I wish the assassin class was actually accurate and would efficiently kill units in one blow without being seen.

It becomes so broken that you can't use anything else.

I wish you could rescue drop units on terrain they wouldn't normally have access to.

[Benice]

Granted, but they fall down the cliff/drown/get stuck in brambles and either die or are incapacitated for the rest of the map. And the game doesn't tell you when this will happen!

I wish for the next FE.

[null]

1 hour ago, DragonFlames said:

That would be a huge improvement, as it would mean I could actually enjoy it.

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Granted, it's an FE9 remaster that doesn't change the game at all.

Which I would be quite happy with.

I wish Tellius would get another game in its world.

[Benice]

Granted, it reads your mind to find your least favorite Tellius ship and the game is a dating sim/VN featuring those characters, particularly Micaiah/Sothe and Makalov/Astrid. Ike x Lethe is avaliable by choice, though!

 

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And the whole game is 18+ as well, because IntSys doesn't care about ratings after the success FE16.

 

I wish that this update of my LP was funnier.

[DragonFlames]

It is so hilarious that people read your LP for the comedy and not the game.

I wish we got a Fire Emblem game that changes itself to match the taste of the player.

9 minutes ago, Benice said:

Granted, but they fall down the cliff/drown/get stuck in brambles and either die or are incapacitated for the rest of the map. And the game doesn't tell you when this will happen!

Kaga moment.
This would be absolutely hilarious, tbh. XD