Corrupt a wish: FE edition

[DragonFlames]

He's now so tall he doesn't fit on the map, so you can never field him.
Ever.

I wish I had the motivation to play FE right now.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted. You play Awakening or Path of Radiance for the nostalgia feels.

I wish I could help people not beat up on themselves when others mistreat them.

[Benice]

Granted, but now there's world peace.

I wish I could be nicer.

[Emperor_Siegfried]

You're only nicer in matters that don't involve Fire Emblem.

I wish Binding Blade and Blazing Sword were written by professionals.

[Benice]

Me too. I can't corrupt that.

I wish for a Thracia remake that only removes ambush spawns and the like from the game.

[Sooks]

Granted, but it’s too janky to fix so they cut all hit one chapter and that chapter has one enemy bs your fifty playable units.

I so dearly wish Fates: Conquest had divine pulse......

[Emperor_Siegfried]

You can only use it once... and you can't get a victory from the mission because of it.

I wish the next game had an English translation that was full of typos that didn't have the benefit of accidentally making the text funny.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted, now it's miserably boring and awful.

I wish GBA support growth didn't feel as slow as playing FE4.

[Sooks]

Me too. GBA supports now auto scroll at 500% speed when they’re unlocked, and takes one turn per each support level, but the support limit stays, and you can’t end a chapter until every possible support is unlocked.

I wish great knights were good.

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Granted, enemy Great Knights are also good, even better than your own due to having enemy-exclusive weapons nine times out of ten. Now you REALLY need your Great Knights to help out.

I wish that all classes and characters dressed modestly (not covered head to toe, just not showing belly, back, thighs or cleavage) and wore armour that covered pretty much their entire bodies. Oh, and they get a neat defence/resistance boost for doing so.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted. I'm not keen on fanservice myself. Good wish.

I wish Radiant Dawn had supports.

[Sooks]

Granted, but you know that fan service stuff you hate in fire emblem? IT’S BACK BABY

I wish that no fe ever has ambush spawns ever again.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted. Ambush spawns are BS no matter how they're implemented.

I wish FEH didn't exist.

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but now FE Clean exists instead. Dragon lolis teach kids how to bathe.

I wish the next FE game would have a dragon shota.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted, but he has his own harem of older women. The game never sees release.

I wish the dragon loli trope would die.

[Sooks]

Granted, all the dragons have to find a new trope and they collectively agree to become womanizers instead.

I wish I could play through the Smash route in fe Fates.

[Benice]

Granted, the Smash route in FE Fates requires you to S-support everyone as quickly as possible, including enemy generics. Failing to capture 14 per mpap causes a game over due to your Harem not growing fast enough.

 

I wish that I new how to better make people feel happy.

[WeAreNewcastle1053]

Granted, the answer is to S-support them. And you have to S-support EVERYONE.

I wish that characters in previous games had casual clothes when hanging around the hub world ala Monastery outfits in Three Houses.

[Sooks]

Granted, but because the games with hub worlds are modern FEs, showing even a hint of affection towards said characters or just being nice causes these outfits to be thrown off.

I wish for the next fe to come out of the box already with a randomizer mode selectable.

1 hour ago, Benice said:

I wish that I new how to better make people feel happy.

If you’re referring to what I think you are, there is nothing you can really do. It just takes time... a lot of it, in some cases.

[garrisoncade_3576]

Granted, but you will have to pay $60 for that feature.

I wish that there was a separate gacha game for Lyn alts only called Lyn Heroes.

[twilitfalchion]

Granted, but nobody buys it.

I wish Lyre were a good unit.

[Sooks]

Granted, he is the only unit.

I wish I was in charge of the next fe game.

[Weeping Dalek (MK)]

Granted but you have a pitifully small budget to work with, resulting in a game that massively disappoints everyone

I wish more people would play Thracia 776

[twilitfalchion]

Granted, but they hate it.

I wish more people could play Tellius.

[Sooks]

Granted, but they can only play it at 0.00000000000000000000000000001 fps. I know it’s just below the intended PoR frame rate, but still. 😛

I wish for the next fire emblem to have a great cast of characters.